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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are you sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did you find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo. *driving close to building* Whoops, I smashed a mirror.
Con: It's alright, you weren't using it.
Snow: *smashes other mirror* I wasn't using that one either.
Vetrice: *drives faster*
Con: He's seen us, floor it
Snow: *goes faster*
Vetrice: Shoot them!!
terrorist 1: *shoots truck*
Con: Allow me *grabs steering wheel*

With terrorists still shooting at Con, he slammed the truck into the limo, causing it to crash into a fruitstand.

Police: *riding motorcycles*
Vetrice: *shooting cops*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
Vetrice: *steals bike*
Con: Hmmm. *takes another bike*
Snow: What about me?
P: What's happened?
Snow: Con's chasing Vetrice on a motorcycle! *drives*

Vetrice was riding fast, but a truck was blocking his path. He soon rode inside a building up a flight of stairs. Con did the same, and was catching up.

P: Con, what's happening?
Con: I'm right behind Vetrice on tuktok of houses!
P: You know what's at stake. We can't lose the manifest of agent's names!
Con: I'll get it!
Vetrice: *goes through window*
Con: *follows*
Snow: *driving on highway*
taxi driver: HEY! Mare's aren't allowed to drive, I'm calling the cops!
Vetrice: *Gets on highway*
P: Where are they?
Snow: On the other side of the highway, I'm getting close to them. *blocks road*
Vetrice: *stops*
Con: *riding towards Vetrice*
Snow: Surrender!!
Vetrice: No thank you *jumps on train*
Snow: You gotta be joking.
Con: *jumps onto train*
P: Where are they now?
Snow: On a train.
P: What do you mean on a train?
Snow: Are you deaf? They're on a train!
P: Well go after them!
Snow: *drives*
Vetrice: *shoots gun*
Con: *avoids*
Vetrice: *reloads*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
S: We're losing their signal. Widening range.

One of the cars on the train had a bulldozer, and four cars. It was behind three passenger cars, and Con, and Vetrice were both on there.

Vetrice: *shooting gun*
Con: *shoots last bullets, then throws away gun*
Vetrice: *shooting at Con again*
Con: *enters Bulldozer*
Snow: *driving alongside*
Vetrice: *shoots Con*
Con: *knocks cars off train*
Snow: *avoids wreckage*
P: What was that?
Snow: Fillys Equestricars. I think.
Vetrice: *shoots coupling*
Con: *puts arm on roof*
Snow: That bulldozer can't hold on to the train forever Con, ilipat it!
Con: *gets across*
P: What did you do?
Con: Switching trains. *walks to ladder*
Vetrice: *waits*
Con: *climbs to roof*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Snow: The two are fighting on tuktok of the train.
P: Tell us as much as you can.
Snow: You oughta know they're going into a tunnel.
Con & Vetrice: *lay low*
Snow: *stops on hill*

The train came out of the tunnel once Snow got her riple set up.

Snow: I may have a clean shot.
Con: *kicking Vetrice*
Snow: I don't have a clean shot
P: Can't you get a different view.
Snow: There's not enough time, I can't shoot this guy.
P: Take the shot.
Snow: I can't, I might hit Con.
P: Take the shot now!
Snow: *shoots rifle*

Which one fell? It was Con. Snow was saying she didn't have a clean shot, but she had several chances, but failed.

The 13th Con Mane story, called Slycall is now starting.

In this, is

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Snowflake as herself
Vetrice as himself
Pinkie Pie as P
Parcival as himself
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Missaqua88's OC (Don't know it's name) as Blu
Heckler as himself
Anthony as Con Mane's uncle
Koreans as bad ponies.
 Vetrice
Vetrice
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for susunod train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff showed Pete the Nawawala letters.

Pete: So you saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Next day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: You know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.

Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?...
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posted by mariofan14
Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
Or perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one araw return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' pag-ibig eaten.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carol
Carol
The susunod araw at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could you please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, you can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our bisiro wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here you are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my mesa in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...
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The last solstice

Chapter 42: Cleansing light


Everything was bright and shiny. She was walking through a strange white tunnel, but the walls seemed to be alive. As she moved on, she spotted several faces all around her. She blinked in utter confusion and perplexity. She had no memory of how she got here, or where was “here”. Outlandish whispers reverberated from the moving and forever changing walls, but she was unable to comprehend the meaning of the quiet words; they just swiftly glided through her brain, like fallen leaves, traveling with the autumn wind.

The familiar faces kept emerging...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice:

Chapter 40: Madness



Princess Celestia, the solar alicorn who have lived and ruled over the land for countless centuries would never thought she will witness the very end of everything. Twilight's calculations were incorrect. She only made a minor mistake, less than 0.1, but in the long run, those microseconds added up and influenced the final result. Ponykind's fate has been sealed, Equestria was facing her last hours in this world; she sensed the dark misery of the Sun clearly. Even if there was something she could have done to prevent the imminent apocalypse, it was too late....
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The last solstice

Chapter 39: Dark riddles


Nocturnal Mirage felt like a pegasus, flying high above the clouds, enjoying the warm summer Sun and the soft breeze. He has triumphed over the dark echoes of his past and extinguished the last traces of hatred left in him. The apparition that took the form of his beloved and feared mother, Summer Pride was no longer haunting him. He cleansed his spirit from all the hatred and rage she planted inside him over the years of their imprisonment, when they vanished along with the Crystal Empire for a thousand years. He was finally free. His body and soul...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do you want?
Franklin: Remember that parang buriko Pete Reimer you were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new parang buriko to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me sa pamamagitan ng my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well you complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies sa pamamagitan ng their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a tabing-dagat was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a parang buriko could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued susunod to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
"Hi Cheese! Whatcha doin here?" She asked. "Just passing through all the towns and cities I've partied in". He answered sheepishly. "That's great! Everypony will be, so happy that you're back!" She grinned. She hopped toward the door while holding it for Cheese sanwits to trot out. "No, let me hold the door for you. It's not right to let me walk out. Mares first". Cheese sanwits immediately switched places with Pinkie. "Why thank you". Pinkie Pie giggled. They both walked with leisure to the rest of Ponyville. "I gotta tell her.." Cheese thought to himself. "But, how do I tell her?". "Hey...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No madami signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some madami speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have you looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
bahaghari Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, bahaghari Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as you can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to sumali his army, and now he's killing everypony....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up pasko lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of pasko that's such a pain to me, is finding a pasko tree. The segundo thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The third thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose*...
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 Ice Drop
Ice Drop
Ice Drop was a shy pony. She was barely a filly, so she still had a lot to learn. She had friends, but she preffered to be left alone. Ice Drop was a bit taller than ponies in her class, and she was embarassed about that. Ice Drop liked the snow, and she also liked being outside until midnight. Today was a snow storm, and the students were kept in class. "Coffee Creme! Do not make fun of Cotton Swirls' drawing!" The teacher said. Coffee Creme glared at Cotton Swirls. "I was just being a critique." She said. Cotton Swirls snorted. It was a drawing of Coffee Creme, but she made her look like...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff madami than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.

Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see you again.
Con: Your...
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added by ChibiEmmy