Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven sa pamamagitan ng two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays bituin on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes truck*
Police: *nearly hit truck*
Russian stallion: *passes station wagon*
Mare: *gets in middle lane*
Police: *break*
Russian stallion: *exits highway*
Police: *passes station wagon*
Russian stallion: *goes left*
Police: *follows*
Russian stallion: *floors it*
Police: *nearly rams car*
Russian stallion: *turns around*
Police: *stops*
Russian stallion: *goes back to highway*
Police: *Follows*
Russian stallion: *turns on left blinker*
Police: *prepares to turn left*
Russian stallion: *goes straight*
Police: *spins out*
Russian stallion: *hides car in canyon*
Police: *pass russians*

After that

Cop: All units, we're still in pursuit of the green lotus.
HQ: Guys, you've been in pursuit of nearly an hour.
Cop: We're not giving up until we stop those russians!!
HQ: It didn't take you this long to catch a Bugatti.
Russian stallion: *driving behind cop*
Cop: HEY! He's behind us!
Russian stallion: *passes cop*
Cop: *accelerates*
Russian stallion: *drifts on turn*
Cop: So much smoke, I can't see!
Russian stallion: *goes right*
Cop: *passes russians* WE'LL GET THEM THIS TIME!!!
Russian stallion: *stops* Haha!! Even with fast cars, they can't stop us.
Russian stallion: He just passed us, and didn't notice?
Russian driver: Seems like it друг. Let's go. *gets back in car*
Russian stallion: *gets in*
Russian driver: *floors it*

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