Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do you always say the same thing to a parang buriko 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered sa pamamagitan ng another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: You were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: You just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure you did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. You can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank you *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank you for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but you gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: You got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all you had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when you have to think of others. If you keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself sa pamamagitan ng getting rid of all the ponies you care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can you all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with you Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: You may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why you hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I sinabi some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the susunod episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do you always say the same thing to a parang buriko 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered sa pamamagitan ng another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: You were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: You just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure you did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. You can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank you *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank you for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but you gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: You got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all you had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when you have to think of others. If you keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself sa pamamagitan ng getting rid of all the ponies you care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can you all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with you Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: You may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why you hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I sinabi some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the susunod episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
mansanas Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told you that you need to clean up your bedroom!
mansanas Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
mansanas Jack:Fine,but susunod time,I want to see your room shine madami than a twice cleaned apple.
mansanas Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
mansanas Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
mansanas Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
mansanas Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
mansanas Bloom:Yep!
mansanas Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
mansanas Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
mansanas Jack:Two weeks if you need!
mansanas Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One oras later*
mansanas Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
mansanas Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
mansanas Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
mansanas Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
mansanas Jack:Let's party.
mansanas Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
mansanas Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
mansanas Jack:Fine,but susunod time,I want to see your room shine madami than a twice cleaned apple.
mansanas Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
mansanas Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
mansanas Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
mansanas Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
mansanas Bloom:Yep!
mansanas Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
mansanas Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
mansanas Jack:Two weeks if you need!
mansanas Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One oras later*
mansanas Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
mansanas Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
mansanas Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
mansanas Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
mansanas Jack:Let's party.
mansanas Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*