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The Adventures Of bahaghari Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, bahaghari Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
One araw bahaghari Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..
bahaghari Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*
At sugarcube corner
Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
bahaghari Dash: *Arrives* Pinkie Pie. Have you read the news?
Pinkie Pie" Nien, not yet. Why?
bahaghari Dash: Look *Shows Pinkie newspaper*
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ice Cream becomes most delicious pagkain ever? Thanks for ipinapakita me that.
bahaghari Dash: No, above that.
Pinkie Pie: *reading article* Ach. We must investigate.
The two mga kaibigan arrive at the crime scene. Four police officers were there.
bahaghari Dash: What happened?
Police Lieutenant: Somepony killed these four for no reason.
Police Biker 1: And look. *shows bomb* Whoever killed these ponies must not have wanted anyone to see what happened.
Police Lieutenant: I gotta take this to police headquarters. Will you two take us there? *Gives bahaghari Dash keys to his car* I want to get a closer look at this bomb.
bahaghari Dash: If you say so. *Enters driver's seat*
Pinkie Pie: *Sits in back*
Police Lieutenant: *Sits susunod to bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Starts to drive*
Discord: And now, you're going to turn onto the freeway.
bahaghari Dash: But that's heading away from Police Headquarters. *Sees Discord* You were disguised as a cop?!
Discord: That's right. Now you two are going to do exactly what I say.
Pinkie Pie: Or else what?
Discord: I kill you two.
bahaghari Dash: Is that all you care about? Killing?
Pinkie Pie: I'll bet you're the one that killed those four ponies in the car, weren't you?
Discord: No that was Karl, and Kyle. Those four in the car got to the wrong side of the road.
bahaghari Dash: Oh sure, that's a great reason to kill somepony. What's next? You kill somepony for J walking? Or perhaps you kill them for traffic violations?
Discord: No bahaghari Dash, I'm going to kill two ponies for trying to ruin my plans.
Screwball: *Riding a motorcycle behind them*
Discord: Actually, Screwball is going to do that. Pull over, so that you two will die madami easily.
bahaghari Dash: *Drifts*
Discord: Whoa! *Falls towards Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Attacking Discord*
Screwball: *Following bahaghari Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out Discord*
bahaghari Dash: *Floors it*
bahaghari Dash: *Turns right nearly hitting a car*
bahaghari Dash: *Turns left*
Screwball: *Turns left*
bahaghari Dash: *Turns right*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolling over car* I think I'm going to be sick.
bahaghari Dash: *Turns left*
bahaghari Dash: *Driving up hill*
Screwball: *shoots back window*
bahaghari Dash: *Driving towards railroad crossing*
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, there's a train coming!
bahaghari Dash: *Drives onto train tracks*
bahaghari Dash: *Drives onto station platform*
Passengers: *Dodging car* Hey! Learn how to drive!!
bahaghari Dash: *Crashes into Jeep*
Screwball: *Catching up*
bahaghari Dash: *Turns car around*
Pinkie Pie: *Pushes Discord out of car*
bahaghari Dash: *Hits Screwball's bike*
Screwball: *Falls off*
Pinkie Pie: Well, that takes care of that.
Karl & Kyle: *arrive on motorcycles*
bahaghari Dash: Not quite. *Driving fast*
Karl & Kyle: *Following bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Drives onto docks*
Karl & Kyle: *Continue to follow bahaghari Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Stop the car.
bahaghari Dash: *Stops sa pamamagitan ng boat*
The two ran into the boat, while Karl and Kyle decided to ride in there on their bikes.
bahaghari Dash: Quick, up here. *Goes upstairs*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes upstairs*
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive*
Kyle: Get your bike on tuktok of this thing, and trap them off.
Karl: Ok *Rides to tuktok of boat*
Kyle: *Goes upstairs*
bahaghari Dash: split up. *Goes left*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes right*
Karl: *going downstairs*
bahaghari Dash: *Hides in room*
Pinkie Pie: *Heading to tuktok of boat*
Kyle: *Heading towards room*
bahaghari Dash: *Knocks out Kyle*
bahaghari Dash: *Hides Kyle*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes towards bike* I'm going to steal this. *Tries to start bike*
Pinkie had to push on the starting pedal to make the bike start, but she wasn't doing it hard enough.
Karl: *Hears engine* Aha! *Goes towards his bike*
bahaghari Dash: *Quietly exits room*
Pinkie Pie: *Fails to start engine* Nein! *Tries again* It didn't work!
Karl: *Riding bike towards tuktok of boat*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts bike* Ja! *Rides towards ramp*
Karl: *Arrives at ramp*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns bike around*
Karl: *Follows Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto another boat*
Karl: *Going faster*
Pinkie Pie had to brake, or else she would go off the bangka
Pinkie Pie: *Falls off bike* Ow. At least I didn't fall over the edge.
Karl: *Going too fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out of Karl's way*
Karl: *Tries to brake*
It was too late. Karl fell off the boat, and towards the cold water below.
After defeating Discord's sidekick's bahaghari Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking towards Discord's car.
bahaghari Dash: *Reaches for bomb*
Discord: Hold it right there *Holding gun*
bahaghari Dash: *Activates bomb to go off in five minutes*
Pinkie Pie: We defeated you again.
Discord: You only defeated me twice, and you also defeated my teammates. *Pointing gun at bahaghari Dash* It's your fault. But the only reason I'm not going to kill you, is because I'm going to call the police. *Gets in his car* They're going to arrest you. *Starts car* And nopony will believe you. You're a menace bahaghari Dash. A menace. *drives away*
Pinkie Pie: A menace?
bahaghari Dash: He's not going to get away with calling me that.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Discord: *Flying out of car* I HATE THAT PEGASUS!!
bahaghari Dash: *Watching Discord fly into sky*