posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* You know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
The train was gathering madami speed as it left Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then they take another train on the Harlem Division to get into the Bronx.
Bartholomew: What division are we on?
Lady: The Hudson Division.
Bartholomew: Why is it called that?
Lady: Look to your left.
Bartholomew: *Looking at Hudson River* Oh, I get it. That's pretty clever. If I'm not mistaken, the Hudson Division is also part of the Water Level Route into Chicagoat.
Lady: That's right.
Bartholomew: Good old Chicagoat. I went there once when I still worked on the U.P.
Lady: Could you tell me about it?
Bartholomew: Certainly. What happened was, a crazy parang buriko named Orion Stardust caused an accident in the train yard on purpose, just before I was assigned to be the conductor of a freight going into Chicagoat.
Bartholomew: Our train was being pulled sa pamamagitan ng five diesels, but one of them was having engine trouble.
Lady: Nothing like the good old steam locomotive. Always reliable, and rarely breaking down.
Lady: So what did you have to do?
Bartholomew: We just stopped, and another engine had to take over. Nothing serious really, but just a little bit of an adventure.
Lady: Sounds like one for sure.
Soon, a tunnel could be seen in the distance, and in front of the tunnel was a station.
Lady: We have to stop here, and drop off some baggage.
Bartholomew: Oh really?
Skywalker: *Flying sa pamamagitan ng train* uy Lady, wanna go on a petsa tonight? I'm buying!
Lady: No thank you Skywalker.
Bartholomew: Skywalker? What kind of a name is that?
Lady: I know, right?
Bartholomew: If you ask me, it sounds madami like the last name for somepony.
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I'm sure a movie will be created about him sometime in the future. Many movie companies are creative you know.
Skywalker: Hey, did you forget about me?
Lady: Of course not.
Skywalker: Good, because my train got derailed further up the line. Be careful.
Lady: Who do you think you are, Casey Jones?
Skywalker: Maybe I am. You got a problem with that?
Porters: *Finish unloading mail*
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: We'll argue again later. *Blows whistle twice, and drives away*
Skywalker: *Lands on station* Hey, I need help getting my train back on the tracks.
Porters: We're porters, not a breakdown gang.
Skywalker: Well get the breakdown gang so they can get my train back on the tracks.
Porters: Right. *Go inside to talk on telephone*
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Warning: I could not get Skywalker's litrato on here, so here's a link to it instead link