posted by Windwakerguy430
Shot Glass: (Gets out of taxi) Thank you (Tosses bits at taxi driver) HAY, PLUM! I'M HERE, AND I'M AS HAMMERED AS A NAIL!
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Oh, your here... Um, Shot... We got a problem
Shot Glass: Don't tell me you didn't bring the welcoming booze
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Shot, this is serious. I checked my bank account. We only got $20 dollars in there. You got some money, right
Shot Glass: Your kidding, right. I'm broke as a joke, yet I can still afford plenty madami alcohol then you can
kaakit-akit Jerkum: This is bad. How are we going to survive in this house if we don't have any money
Shot Glass: Hmm... I got an idea
(Later, at the local bar)
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Thats always your idea
Shot Glass: Hay, we still got $20. I say we spend it on one of the best things in the world, which is booze. Know, sit your cry baby asong babae asno down and buy some damn celebrating-that-your-brother-is-in-town beer
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Only if it will keep you calm
T.V.: And, tonight's story. The notorious burglar, Money Bags, robbed another gas station. He walked in with a shotgun and held it up to the cashier telling him to give him money. A witness at the scene was prepared to cal the L.S.P.D, but was spotted sa pamamagitan ng Money Bags and was shot on sight, later dying from blood loss. The police arrived only moments after Money Bags had robbed the whole place and left. We now go back...
Shot Glass: That's it
kaakit-akit Jerkum: What's it
Shot Glass: We rob a bank
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Fuck... that. I promised not to get involved in anything illegal when I got here. I'm not going back to issue we had with Cut Purse
Shot Glass: Don't worry. Cunt Puss is all the way back in Liberhay City, which, I will remind you, is on the other half of the country. And, about the bank, what other options do we got. we need money. That bank has money
kaakit-akit Jerkum: That's a stupid idea
Shot Glass: No, its a good idea. Its a fucking GREAT idea.
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Forget it. All that alcohol has made you brain dead. I'm not going to risk my life for a few million dollars
Shot Glass: Billions sa pamamagitan ng my count
kaakit-akit Jerkum: It doesn't matter. I'm not robbing the bank
Shot Glass: I see. Well, I guess we can just sell the house, go back to Liberhay City, and pray Cut pitaka doesn't find us, which he will, because he has men all over the city looking for us
kaakit-akit Jerkum: ......... Okay, fuck it. We'll rob the damn bank
Shot Glass: I knew you'd come sa pamamagitan ng eventually
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Well, now we just need some guns. Any bright ideas
Shot Glass (Sees rich parang buriko out window) I got an idea. Stay here, I'll be right back (Walks out of bar)
kaakit-akit Jerkum: (Waits patiently)
Shot Glass: (Jumps on pony) (Beats parang buriko with hooves) (Blood splashes onto Shot Glass) (Shot Glass takes ponies wallet) (Walks back into bar) Here's a couple thousand dollars that I sto... found lying on the ground. This could get us some guns.