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(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass stop car in front of Broadsword's office)
(Plum and Shot notice black vans)
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Those vans don't look good
Shot Glass: Well, lets get in there and help him. Not a lot of people on our team left
(Shot runs out of car with pistol)
Shot Glass: Hay, pricks. Special delivery (Kicks down door)
(Ponies shoot at Shot Glass) (Shot hides behind wall)
Shot Glass: Okay, maybe I could use some help, Plum
(Plum gets out of car with pistol)
Shot Glass: Okay, when I shoot these fuckers, you run in
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Is there another pla-
Shot Glass: Three, two, one. GO (Shoots at ponies)
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Shit shit shit shit shit shit (Hides in room)
(Plum shoots at ponies)
(Shot and kaakit-akit kills group of ponies)
Shot Glass: Okay. I'm going to clear out the other ponies. you go find Broadsword
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Got it (Goes upstairs)
Shot Glass: Hay, you ponies. You want to fight a real psycho. What do you bastards got
(Ponies walk in with bazooka)
Shot Glass: Oh, that... (Runs for cover) fuck fuck fuck fuck
(Rocket fires)
(Shot Glass jumps out of the way)
Shot Glass: AHHHHH!!!!! (Explodes) OW!!! MY FUCKING EARS!!! Okay, now I'm fucking pissed
(meanwhile)
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Ugh... How did I ever get wrapped- (Pony pops up from corner) (Plum shoots and kills pony) -Up into this shit (Gets to office door)
(Plum grabs knob) (Waits) (Plum jumps out of the way) (pony crashes through door)
Broadsword: (Drops shotgun) Goddamn it. That son of a asong babae Cut pitaka is killing everyone
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Fuck, Broadsword. What are we going to do
Broadsword: I don't know what. But I think that-
(Ring)
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Hello
Shot Glass: Hay, Plum. You would not believe how much ponies Cut pitaka brought here. I can't even walk through these halls without stepping on bodies
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Very funny. Did you really get them all
Shot Glass: Hmm Let me check (Shot shoots dead bodies) Well, now I did
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Okay. Were going to come down right now. Just try and- (gunshot over phone) Shot... Shot...
???: Hello, Plum
kaakit-akit Jerkum: Cut Purse
Cut Purse: Sorry to tell you this, but your brother had a bit of a... problem
kaakit-akit Jerkum: You son of a bitch. What did you do
Cut Purse: I didn't do anything. Its what my little ponies are going to do once they get here. I got to leave while I've still got the prize
Toy Sword: Let go of me, you creep
Cut Purse: Such a sweet girl you got, Broadsword
Broadsword: You fucker. You crossed the line. If you hurt her, I'll
Cut Purse: You'll do nothing, Broadsword. The way I see it, you can't save them both. Your not a skilled gunslinger like the Booze Brothers. I guess all those years of staying in an office letting your workers doing the killing for you didn't pay off so good. Oh well. So, its like this, Plum. Shot Glass or Toy Sword. Which will it be. I'll see you later. Hmm hmm hmm hmm (Hangs up)
Broadsword: Shit, Plum. This isn't good. I got to help my little girl. But your brother... oh damn it. What are you going to do
(Okay guys, I would like you to make the choice. Should kaakit-akit Jerkum save Shot Glass or Toy sword. Remember there is a big consequence to either choice
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I took cover as an artillery shell passed over me, "GET DOWN!" some parang buriko yelled. That voice i heard was familiar to me. ,"Rainbow Dash?" I asked openly, Then my cyan Pegasus sister flew to me and hugged me for a few segundos then she smiled ,"I missed you Scoots" I told her ,"I missed you too" after that a bullet hit closely where we were. Dash pulled out her 1911 pistol and aimed it at a changeling rushing our position, When RD pulled the trigger the changeling dropped to the ground. I had my mouth open in surprised at how fast my sister fired the gun. ,"Wow bahaghari Dash, that was..." she finished...
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