posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Jeff was ready to save Juno, he left the hospital. His weapons were a Thompson SMG, and a .357 revolver.
Proxy: Do you think Twilight is telling the truth about Juno?
Jeff: Yeah, but I think she's bullshitting me about helping me kill Robotnik.
Proxy: *Sees Juno's plane* Master, I see Juno's plane.
Jeff: Excellent. Stand right there, I'll be back with Juno.
Proxy: Yes master.
Jeff: *Walks into building*
Jeff: *Shoots all of the changelings*
Griffon: *Hears shooting, and turns on alarm*
Jeff: *Hears alarm* That can't be good.
Griffon: There's the enemy!
Jeff: *Shoots griffon, and hides behind desk*
Nazis: *Running downstairs* Schnell!
Jeff: *Sees MG42* I have to get that gun.
Jeff: (Great. Just when I was about to get the machine gun, these guys arrive.)
Nazi 19: I don't see anyone.
Nazi 65: Just some dead changelings.
Jeff: *Uses Thompson to shoot Nazis*
Changeling 58: *Arrives* What's happening?
Nazi 35: Get out of here you worthless changeling!
Changeling 58: No, I'll kill the intruder!
Jeff: *Kills changeling*
Nazis: *Staring at dead changeling*
Nazi 35: Well, I warned him to get out of here.
Jeff: *Shoots Nazi 35*
Nazi 35: *Sees Jeff* Wait a minute! You're that parang buriko who helped us take over the Crystal Empire!
Jeff: And that's a mistake I won't make again. *Kills Nazi 35*
Nazis: *Shooting at Jeff*
Jeff: *Continues hiding behind desk* Shoot all you want krauts! You can't hit me as long as I'm behind this desk.
Nazi 65: Granaten, jetzt.
Nazi 19: Jawohl. *Runs to get grenades*
Jeff: *Shoots two Nazis*
Meanwhile, in Robotnik's office at his headquarters.
Robotnik: *Watching battle from his office* Why is this happening?!
Twilight: Man, I think it's because you told me to kill him.
Robotnik: Of course it is! You must kill him, and hurry!
Twilight: It will be done Doctor. *Teleports to the building that Jeff is in* You krauts can't kill one pony?! He ain't even a unicorn no more! I shot his horn off!
Jeff: *Shoots all of the Nazis, but misses Twilight*
Twilight: Man, you're a good fighter, even without your horn. But you still have a lot to learn.
Jeff: You have nothing left to teach me! You taught me everything I needed to know when before you shot my horn off.
Twilight: You want a horn? Well, you'll get another one, only if you defeat me. That won't happen, but if you somehow defeat me, you'll end up having to go against Robotnik.
Jeff: *Shoots Twilight's right front leg*
Twilight: Man, what was dat fo?! I wasn't even ready to fight!
Jeff: Too bad you black pony!
Twilight: Man, I ain't even black! It's a curse Princess Celestia put on me, so I sound black! To be madami precise, she cursed me so that I would sound like a black man!
Jeff: *Shoots one of Twilight's wings*
Twilight: MAN, STOP SHOOTING ME WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU!
Jeff: Ain't nopony got time for that. *Shoots Twilight's horn off* Now, we're even.
Twilight: Not really man, you shot one of my wings, so I can't fly.
Jeff: Oh, well how do you think I felt when you betrayed me like that?
Twilight: Man, I made you immortal!
Jeff: For five lousy minutes! Are we going to argue, or are we going to shoot at each other?
Twilight: Um.. Good tanong man, I didn't really think about it that much.
Jeff: I thought you were supposed to be smart.
Twilight: I am man, but sometimes, I'm too busy to be smart.
Jeff: Well then, are you too busy to dodge this? *Shoots Twilight again*
Twilight: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: Too easy. *Runs upstairs* Now, to save Juno.
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