ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika Article: Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 4

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posted by Canada24

AquaMarine and J666 have offered up there character's and I'm gonna try my best to give them an appearence.
... We're see how it goes.
J's character, Silver Needle, is likely of becoming a full on character character of the series, just like Mastersword (windwakerguy) has become an full on character, but only with small roles..
But Aqua's character is 'less' likely.
But.. Either way. Were see what happens.
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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua: *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.
Derpy: Don't have to be mea-
Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*
Derpy: *eyes narrow*
Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.

Saten: So.. We're is this petsa of yours?
Derpy: He'll be here..
Stallion: *out of breath* I'm here. I'm here.
Derpy: Speak of the devil.. There he is.
Saten: Oh.. *laughs* Are you sure?
Derpy: Haha. Very funny.. His name is Goldengrape.
Grape: That's my name. Don't rare it out.
Saten: *annoyedly* Nobody says that anymore. So please don't 'start' using it.
AppleJack: *annoyedly roles eyes*.. I'm gonna go get some punch.
Derpy: Can I come?
AppleJack: Uhh.. Sure. Why not.
Derpy: *happily* Great. *The girls leave the area*
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But beggars can't be choosers.
Saten: *fake laugh* good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure *gives him a pen from his pocket*
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That's, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... *suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain*
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: *with the evil grin from one of my orginal pictures of him* HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Windwakerguy430 Oh god, that's funny

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Canada24 I did? Oh. What a relief

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aina was Pagsulat down a pasko list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the susunod episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like you during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...

On The Block Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real kamalig burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have bahaghari Dash with...

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

asno asno Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the asno asno Inn. It's got a secret strip club run sa pamamagitan ng two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the araw Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

bahaghari Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, bahaghari Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi bahaghari Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

posted by DragonAura15

Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

posted by Dragon-88

Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.

Blazin' Blue, whom I know you know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some sinabi "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed sa pamamagitan ng the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around sa pamamagitan ng herself to discover madami on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. You have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like nagyelo for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? Or like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks ipinapakita up susunod to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to ipakita up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted madami weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do you have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners you got. They made...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....

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The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

posted by purrloinedlove

Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream bangka (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping sa pamamagitan ng soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing toster waffles and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bulstrode

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the parang buriko that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed sa pamamagitan ng Coffee Creme in her engine.

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told sa pamamagitan ng Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 62 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my paborito moments is found on my bista sa tagiliran pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a peras instead of apple.
Choosing death if an kahel or a saging were her only pagkain opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her mansanas cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora was waiting outside the tindahan for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please ulat to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be pagbaba free tuta posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" sinabi Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...

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Crystal parang buriko

added by Basket_Case

Source: My Little Brony