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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.

German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad you didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? You like the sports car? I'll get madami of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if you ever feel like you need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be madami than happy to give you some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see you again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: You three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the patakbuhan immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take you to one of our bases. From there, you get the tanks. Once you push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of you will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: You can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?

Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.

Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now you hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do you want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.

They land on the ground sa pamamagitan ng their tanks.

Rain: What took you three so long?
Con: You gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? You won't fly away from us like you did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. You don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did tumawid my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.

The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory

ISIS parang buriko 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS parang buriko 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play music on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*

Song: link

ISIS parang buriko 3: Music!
ISIS parang buriko 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German parang buriko 66: *Shoots tank*
German parang buriko 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, sa pamamagitan ng one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS parang buriko 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no you don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS parang buriko 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the toresilya on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS parang buriko 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German parang buriko 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS parang buriko 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS parang buriko 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS parang buriko 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German parang buriko 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS parang buriko 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German parang buriko 66: *Shoots ISIS parang buriko 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.

When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.

Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German parang buriko 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German parang buriko 95: Es braust unser panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!

2 B continued
 The tanks used sa pamamagitan ng Con, Fenix, and Rain
The tanks used by Con, Fenix, and Rain
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching madami television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still ipinapakita that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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posted by Canada24
everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope you enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if you didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI parang buriko who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed sa pamamagitan ng that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground sa pamamagitan ng Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating pasko at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do you like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations or any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not yaoi or yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging bahaghari Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are mga kaibigan live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad araw for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To ipakita you what we're talking about, let me ipakita you four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do you think you have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help you find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
bahaghari dash
is
fluttershy
my little parang buriko
ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, susunod to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the bisiro to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied sa pamamagitan ng Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me madami nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is sa pamamagitan ng far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your paborito six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, sa pamamagitan ng giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think you sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the nakaraan part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad you get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, or western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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added by SteamPunkOtaku
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian parang buriko 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored sa pamamagitan ng Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
My name is punungkahoy ng mepl Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy madala is just the cutest little filly you could ever see.

But this is how we met.


It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of paborito Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, halaya sitaw and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my paborito color, so I asked halaya and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" halaya asked. "'Cause paborito color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right....
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Rarity was about to ipakita off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.


SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at you for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the headpiece so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne


THE END..

It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the susunod one, his first centre episode.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
It was a bright araw in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their mga kaibigan were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two segundos ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this kulay-rosas one!" sinabi the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." sinabi the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has madami conspiracies than Gravity...
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