The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are you alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for you two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did you get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. You see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, you still haven't learned english. Whoever's Pagsulat this thing, I hope you're good at Pagsulat in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi you two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants you to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trumpeta poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are you alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for you two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did you get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. You see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, you still haven't learned english. Whoever's Pagsulat this thing, I hope you're good at Pagsulat in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi you two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants you to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trumpeta poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE dayami IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see nagyelo for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE dayami IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see nagyelo for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, bahaghari Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at bahaghari Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created sa pamamagitan ng me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, bahaghari Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at bahaghari Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created sa pamamagitan ng me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.