posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are mga kaibigan live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
Master Sword: Let's get it started.
The Bob The Builder Show
Starring Tom Foolery as Bob
Snow Wonder as Emily
Saten Twist as Mr. Carlin
Sunny as Carol
Mortomis as Jerry
Blaze as Mr. Peterson
Master Sword as Howard
Heartsong as Ms. Dubois
Bob the builder is no longer a builder. He has left all his talking vehicles behind, and decided to start practicing therapy. He now lives in Chicagoat with a mare he just married named Emily.
Bob: *At work*
Carol: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Carol. Do I have any patients coming over today?
Carol: Yeah, you have three.
Bob: Three patients. I wonder if they have any patience.
Carol: They aren't therapists like you Bob.
Bob: Forget it.
Jerry: *Walks in* Being a dentist sucks!
Colgate: *Appears out of nowhere* I resent that!
Bob: Why? What happened?
Jerry: I was just checking the teeth of this pony, and he sinabi I was scary.
Carol: Maybe you're really terrible at your job.
Mr. Carlin, Mr. Peterson, and Ms. Dubois arrived.
Mr. Carlin: Come on Bob, let's get this started. I can't wait all araw to make fun of these two weirdos.
Bob: Go into my office. I'll be with you.
Mr. Carlin: *Goes into Bob's office*
Mr. Peterson: *Follows Mr. Carlin*
Ms. Dubois: *Follows Mr. Peterson*
Bob: Carol, call my wife, and tell her I'll be back tahanan in an hour.
Carol: You got it.
Bob: *Walks into his office*
Mr. Peterson: Don't you dare call me a spineless wuss.
Bob: What happened?
Mr. Carlin: I called him a spineless wuss.
Mr. Peterson: Because I was using light weights to work out yesterday.
Bob: How light were they?
Mr. Peterson: 1 pound.
Mr. Carlin: Need I say more.
Bob: Well, look. We have a problem, and when I have a problem, I like to fix it. So, now that we know what the problem is, it's time to use my catchphrase. Can we fix it?!
Mr. Carlin: Where the hell did you get that shitty catchphrase?
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Bob: *Enters apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily.
Emily: How was work?
Bob: Somepony sinabi he didn't like my catchphrase.
Emily: Well it is kind of annoying.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Howard: *Walks into apartment*
Howard: Who sinabi that?! *Looks around room, and it scared.* Bob! Your apartment is haunted!!
Bob: What are you talking about?
Howard: I heard some ponies cheering, and laughing, and I don't know where it's coming from!
Bob: I didn't hear anything.
Emily: Neither did I.
Master Sword: Fine! If you won't make your apartment less haunted, I will!
Bob: What are you going to do?
Howard: I brought garlic to protect me!
Bob: That only works on vampires.
Howard: Then I'll stab any ghosts I see with a wooden stake.
Bob: Two problems with that plan. One, you can't see where the ghost is, and two, that only works on vampires.
Howard: Then I'll.... No, that only works on vampires.
Howard: I was going to call ghostbusters.
On the susunod part of this episode,
Saten Twist goes drag racing.