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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM
Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! You overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made it. *Looks around* And I can tell today is going to be a busy day.
Ponies: *Driving Taxis to station*
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfiction
Foreign Visitor
Starring
Pierce Hawkins - AKA Hawkeye From Seanthehedgehog
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Nikki West From Jade_23
Ponies: *Getting out of Taxis, and goes into station*
Station Master: Welcome.
Pony: Hi. One ticket for North Platte, Neighbraska.
Station Master: Coming right up. *Gets ticket* That'll be five dollars.
Pony: *Pays station master, then runs to platform*
Also Starring
Snowflake & Orion Stardust From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
NocturnalMirage From NochurnalMirage
And Introducing new characters
Mike Gonzo, and Benny From Seanthehedgehog
Ponies: *Getting onto train*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Getting train ready for departure, then blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of station slowly*
As Hawkeye was leaving the station, Metal Gloss passed sa pamamagitan ng driving a freight train.
Stylo: Your special somepony just passed by.
Hawkeye: I noticed.
As Metal Gloss was driving her freight train passed Hawkeye's passenger train, a Burlington Route freight went across a bridge going over the track that Metal Gloss' train was on.
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle*
Nikki: *Driving a freight train with engines from her Railway*
Snowflake: *In her yard tower* Attention everypony, we have two freight trains coming in. Get ready.
Yard Workers: *Getting to their spots*
Metal Gloss: I'll go first. *Backing her freight train into the yards*
Nikki: *Waits in her train*
Yard Worker: *Uncouples Metal Gloss' engine from her train* Get your engine to the servicing facility.
Metal Gloss: Right. Thanks. *Drives her engine to the servicing facility*
Orion: You ready Mirage?
Mirage: Ready when you are 'Rion.
Orion: *Drives switcher to Metal Gloss' freight train*
Yard Worker: *Couples switcher to freight train* Push it over the hump.
Orion: *Drives slowly*
Snowflake: *Watching Orion, and Mirage work*
Orion: *Waves to Snowflake*
Snowflake: *Smiles*
Yard Worker: *Uncouples caboose from train*
The caboose rolled down the hill, and went onto a track going left. It stopped near a bunch of other cabooses.
Yard Worker 3: Keep the first three cars coupled together, and uncouple the third car from the rest of the train.
Yard Worker: *Uncouples third car from the train*
The first three freight cars rolled down the hill, and towards another train in the yard.
Yard Worker 3: Coming up susunod are four tank cars. Leave the first two together, and uncouple the segundo one from the rest of them.
Yard Worker: *Uncouples first two tank cars from the rest of the train*
Meanwhile at the servicing facility.
Metal Gloss: *Stops engine at the servicing facility*
Worker: Hi Miss. Gloss. I see you got another engine for me to fix.
Metal Gloss: Well it's not broken, but it could use some extra grease, and oil.
Worker: I'll keep that in mind.
Metal Gloss: Alright, thanks. *Walks away*
Orion: *Slowly pushes freight train over hump*
Metal Gloss: *Carefully walks over train tracks, and continues walking towards the train station*
Yard Worker 4: uy Metal Gloss, wait up.
Metal Gloss: *Stops walking, and looks at the yard worker* What's the matter?
Yard Worker: I need you to tell Pete something for me.
Metal Gloss: Sure. What is it?
Also starring these characters from S.T.H
Pete
Percy
Jeff
Gordon
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
1:03 PM
The yards were getting very busy. Not only were trains from the Union Pacific coming in, but also trains from the Southern Pacific. Nikki West was one of the SP engineers bringing in trains to the yards in Cheyenne. She was having a conversation with Mirage, and Snowflake in the yard tower.
Snowflake: So you know how Orion keeps trying to get fired?
Nikki: Yeah.
Mirage: You'll pag-ibig this.
Snowflake: Yesterday, he dressed up as Douglas MacArthur when he was in Hapon during WW2, and wanted to know when the war ended.
Nikki: *Laughing* What did Pete say?
Snowflake: He told Orion that there was no war going on, and that World War 2 ended twelve years ago.
Nikki: What did Orion do?
Mirage: You'll pag-ibig this.
Snowflake: He got angry, and punched the door off of it's hinges.
Nikki: *Laughing* I'm glad he ain't a real general.
Mirage: We actually have a parang buriko that works here who was in the army once. He was a Captain in the Korean War.
Snowflake: Recently he hasn't been feeling well.
Nikki: Was his name Wilson?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Nikki: Well if you see him, let him know that I wish he feels better.
Mirage: We'll try.
Yard Worker: Nikki, your train is ready.
Nikki: I need to go. Bye guys. *Runs to her train*
Mirage: See you Nikki.
Snowflake: Come back soon. Or don't. Whatever you wanna do is fine.
Nikki: Considering that you two are working very hard in these yards, I'll try not to come here that often. *Gets in her train* Until then, Auf Wiedersehen.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green for Nikki*
Nikki: *Drives train out of yards*
Meanwhile at the train station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were making a return from North Platte.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: Okay, how about this? This oughta be a famous movie quote. Follow the yellow brick road.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* From The Wizard Of Oz?
Stylo: *Gets out of train* Yeah.
Hawkeye: I'm sure that could count. How about Old Yeller?
Stylo: That new Disney movie?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it was based off of the book.
Stylo: I'd like to see them make a Lone Ranger film.
Gordon: *Arrives* What are you two talking about?
Hawkeye: Famous movie quotes.
Stylo: Hawkeye was asking me if Old Yeller had any.
Gordon: That's a Disney Movie.
Hawkeye: Are you saying you hate Walt Disney?
Gordon: I prefer Warner Brothers, and they made a really great film called Gone With The Wind.
Stylo: That was MGM.
Gordon: Yeah, well that film still had a good quote. Frankly My Dear, I don't give a shit.
Hawkeye: Damn.
Gordon: Excuse me?
Hawkeye: It's Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn. How could you mess that up?
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Gordon?
Gordon: What do you want?!
Metal Gloss: Pete wants to see you in his office. You too Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: Let's go you two. We will follow the yellow brick road.
In Pete's office.
Percy: That's all you wanted to talk to me about sir?
Pete: Yeah. Jeff is driving some of our trains when he isn't working, and I would like you to do the same.
Percy: *Looks out office door* Gordon is here.
Pete: *Looking away from door*
Gordon: *Walks into office*
Pete: Gordon Suite has to be one of the most obnoxious, arrogant, stupid, light headed, and biggest retard on this Railroad.
Gordon: You really think so?
Pete: *Turns around, and sees Gordon* Oh, Gordon. *To Percy* You can leave now.
Percy: You heard him Gordon.
Gordon: He's talking to you!
Percy: *Leaves office*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walk into office*
Gordon: What took you two so long?
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss was telling us a joke.
Stylo: What's orange, fat, and has a bad temper?
Gordon: *Gets very angry, and has steam coming out of his ears* I DON'T HAVE A BAD TEMPER!!!
Pete: Enough! I called the three of you here for something serious.
Hawkeye: We're all ears.
Stylo: Except for Gordon.
Hawkeye: He has steam coming out of his ears.
Gordon: One madami insult, and you're asking for it!
Hawkeye: Last time you punched me, you broke your leg.
Pete: Look. I need you three to focus. We have something very serious to deal with on our railway. Freight.
Stylo: So?
Pete: We're getting madami freight trains coming into these yards like never before. I know you, and Pierce hate Gordon, but the three of you have to work together. Also, I'm going on a four araw vacation tomorrow, and I need Hawkeye to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Wha- You can't! I won't stand for it!
Pete: Personally, I don't give a shit.
Gordon: Damn.
Pete: What did you say?
Gordon: You messed up that movie quote from Gone With The Wind. It's Personally I don't give a damn.
Pete: And that's where you're wrong. It's frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. How could somepony mess up a famous movie quote like that?
Gordon: I don't know.
Pete: Get back to work you three.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
After the three stallions left, Pete thought that he would need to get madami help for everypony working in the train yard.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
1:27 PM
Pete was in his office, thinking about the nakaraan conversation he had with Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon. The three of them would never get along, so he decided to call for some help.
Pete: *Gets on telephone*
Operator: Operator. May I help you?
Pete: Get me to Southern Pacific's Ogden train station, this is Pete Reimer of the Union Pacific.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but the lines in Ogden are down.
Pete: In that case, get me through to the Canadian Pacific Railway in Ontario.
Operator: Please wait while we try to connect your line to the parang buriko you wish to call.
Pete: Alright.
CPR Pony: Hello?
Pete: Hi, this is the Union Pacific Railway in Cheyenne Wyoming. My name is Pete Reimer, and I need some extra hooves in the trainyard. Can you help?
CPR Pony: Yes. I have one worker that is available to help.
Pete: Perfect. Thanks. Have him at Dearborn kalye Station in Chicagoat at Noon. April 4th.
CPR Pony: Very well. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, and gets onto speaker*
In the trainyard, everypony started hearing Pete speak through the PA system.
Pete: Attention, this is Pete Reimer, your boss. Unless you aren't working for this railway, then I am not your boss, and I must remind you that you are trespassing on Union Pacific territory.
Hawkeye: Way to go Peter.
Pete: Now I got some good news, and I got some bad news. The bad news is that I forgot what I was going to tell you.
Stylo: That's not like Pete.
Hawkeye: He usually remembers everything.
Pete: Oh, yeah, I remember now. The bad news is that we will be having more, and madami freight trains coming into the yards. The work will get harder for you all. The good news is that you won't have to worry about doing all of that work on your own. We're going to get help from a Canadian railway. The parang buriko from this Canadian railway will arrive on the araw after tomorrow. In the meantime, do your best, and don't work too hard.
Hawkeye: Seems like we're getting a foreign visitor.
Gordon: *Arrives* What are you talking about now?
Stylo: We were talking about how this parang buriko coming here to help is a foreign visitor.
Gordon: What's that supposed to mean?!
Hawkeye: It means that he is not from Equestria. He's from Canada.
Gordon: Canada?! *Runs towards a hole in the ground, and is scared* Keep that Canadian parang buriko away from me!
Stylo: He's not going to hurt you.
Hawkeye: It's the Russians you want to be afraid of.
Stylo: And the Chinese.
Hawkeye: And anypony from Vietnam, or any other communist country.
Gordon: Uh, okay.
Hawkeye, and Stylo walked away, leaving Gordon sa pamamagitan ng himself in the hole.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM
Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.
Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. You don't sound too well. Are you okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling you earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: You do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This araw just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see you when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*
Back at the trainstation
Pete: *Packing clothing* Alright, I got clothing, food, money, and I think that's everything.
Percy: *Runs into Pete's office* We got a problem sir!
Pete: What is it?
Percy: Scottish ponies! They're trying to steal everything from a freight train in the yards.
Pete: Let's get 'em.
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There were five scottish ponies. Two of them were taking pagkain from a refrigerated boxcar, and the other three were stealing boardgames.
Scottish parang buriko 3: Get as many boardgames as you can! We'll sell them, and make lots of money!
Pete: *Arrives with Percy* HEY! Put those back!
Scottish parang buriko 2: Shit! Let's go! *Runs away*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Goes into a boxcar*
Pete: Percy, you get those four, I'll get the other one!
Percy: Yes sir! *Runs after four scottish ponies* Hey! Come back!!
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Gets onto other side of train, and climbs a ladder to the top*
Pete: *Looking in boxcar* I'm gonna find you. *Gets to other side*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Laying on tuktok of the train*
Pete: *Sees scottish pony* There you are!
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Running on tuktok of train*
Pete: *Climbing ladder to tuktok of train*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Trips, and hits the ground*
Pete: *Climbs back down, and goes to scottish pony*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Tries to stand up* Me leg. It's broken!
Pete: That's what you get for trying to steal from our trains.
Percy: *Returns* They got away sir.
Scottish parang buriko 5: Ha! I knew you couldn't catch them.
Pete: Yeah, well I'm sure they're not gonna risk their lives to come save you.
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Sighs* Damnit.
Pete: What's your name?
Scottish parang buriko 5: Mike Gonzo.
Percy: What kind of a name is that?
Mike: It's the name my mother gave me! You got a problem with that?
Pete: Do you have a job Mike?
Mike: No sir, I don't.
Pete: Well you do now. Welcome to the Union Pacific.
Mike: So what? I drive trains for you now?
Pete: Not really. I want you to work in the yards. Percy, take Mike over to Snowflake. She will ipakita Mike how to do his job properly.
Percy: Yes sir.
So Pete went back to getting ready for his vacation, and Percy took Mike to Snowflake.
Snowflake: *In the yard tower, talking on the radio* Train 605, we do not have enough room. Divert yourself to the nearest siding, and wait for my command.
parang buriko Engineer: Ten-4, I'm putting my train in a siding now.
Percy: *Knocks on door four times*
Snowflake: *Gets off radio* Come in.
Percy: *Walks in with Mike* New worker Snowflake.
Mike: Call me Gonzo.
Snowflake: Sounds like a name for a character in a kid's show. So Pete assigned you to work in the yards, huh?
Mike: Yes, I guess so. Who's Pete?
Percy: That grey stallion with the yellow mane? He's your boss.
Mike: That's just bloody great.
Snowflake: Are you from Scotland?
Mike: Aye. I am.
Snowflake: Well let me ipakita you what to do.
During Snowflake's teachings on how to work in a trainyard, Gordon was in Pete's office.
Pete: Hawkeye is sick, so I'm having you take over... Unfortunately.
Gordon: Thank you sir. You won't regret this.
Pete: Why do I find that difficult to believe?
Gordon: Shut up, and go on your vacation.
Pete: I am, but if I hear you do anything careless, or stupid, your plot is out of here. *Walks away*
Gordon: *Thinking* Thankfully, what I have planned is not careless, or stupid.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM
Percy: *Playing trumpeta in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*
"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon
"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are madami reliable" - Chuck Berry
Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four segundos madami then it was supposed to take for all of you to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do you know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking at Jeff's watch* It's off.
Jeff: No, I don't think so. It's a brand new Rolex.
Hawkeye: *Arrives*
Gordon: Pierce!
Hawkeye: Present.
Gordon: Where have you been?!
Hawkeye: Pete told you I wasn't feeling well.
Gordon: That's no excuse.
Hawkeye: I'd like to see you come up with something better.
Gordon: I'm in charge with Pete gone.
Hawkeye: *Being sarcastic* And you're doing a lovely job.
Workers: *Laughing*
Gordon: Shut up, and get to work!
Workers: *Going to work*
Gordon: *Points at Percy* You!
Percy: *Scared* Yes sir?
Gordon: I want you to get The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Percy: How am I supposed to get everypony living here into Chicagoat?
Gordon: I'm talking about the train!
Percy: But, I'm a maintenance pony.
Gordon: Don't care.
Hawkeye: Why don't you let me drive the train Gordon?
Gordon: No. That parang buriko from the Canadian Pacific is coming here to help in the trainyard, and... *Remembering about Canada* Forget it. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: What do you say we go on a roadtrip to Chicagoat?
Percy: Right now?
Hawkeye: Yeah. We're going to get that Canadian parang buriko that Pete sinabi would help us. Let's go. *Runs to station*
Percy: *Following Hawkeye*
They got to the station, and Stylo stopped The City Of Cheyenne at the station.
Stylo: uy Hawk. How ya feeling?
Hawkeye: Not now Stylo, get out.
Stylo: Why?
Hawkeye: Me, and Percy are going to get that Canadian parang buriko to help in the trainyard, Gordon hates Canadians, and I need a set of eyes to make sure nothing goes bad.
Stylo: You may count on me to get the job done.
Hawkeye: Perfect. Let's go Percy. *Climbs into engine*
Percy: *Climbs in, and sits susunod to Hawkeye*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Take care of yourself Stylo.
Stylo: You too Hawk. Watch out for gangsters in St. Foalis!
Hawkeye: *Drives train* I will!!
Percy: Bye Stylo!
Stylo: Good luck Percy!!
Stylo stayed at the station, until he could no longer see the long passenger train, leaving the station.
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM
Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn kalye Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian parang buriko to arrive.
Percy: What did Pete say this parang buriko looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are you sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta find the Canadian, and wait for Pierce to finish using the bathroom.
Benny: *Walks over to Percy* Are you a parang buriko working for the Union Pacific?
Percy: Yeah. Who are you?
Benny: The name's Benny. I'm the parang buriko that your boss Pete requested to come over to Cheyenne, and help work in the yards.
Percy: Well hi.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of bathroom* No toilet papers! Can you believe that crap?!
Percy: Hawk, this is Benny, he's from the Canadian Pacific.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi. So you're coming to Cheyenne with us to help out in the yards, right?
Benny: That's right.
Hawkeye: Then follow us. Your chariot awaits.
The three stallions walked back to the station. Their passenger train was gone.
Percy: Oh no!!
Benny: What's the matter?
Hawkeye: Our train was stolen.
Percy: I told you it would get stolen, but you wouldn't listen to me!
Hawkeye: Relax, relax. This is Chicagoat. We'll easily find another train to take back to Cheyenne. *Finds a gas turbine locomotive* See? There's one already.
Percy: We can't take that!
Hawkeye: Why not? It's painted for our railroad. Let's get in. *Gets in engine*
Benny: *Gets in* Come on Paxton. What are you waiting for?
Percy: It's Percy, and we shouldn't be stealing this locomotive.
Hawkeye: Whoever had this engine most likely estola our train. So, tit for tat.*Drives train*
Percy: Wait for me! *Jumps onto locomotive, and gets into cab*
Benny: All aboard.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne.
Gordon: *In Pete's office, looking at papers* Keep the steam engines for five extra years? Forget that! *Rips up paper* We need madami diesels. *Gets on PA system* Stylo Bevaria, get in here right now!!
Stylo: *Walks into office*
Gordon: What took you so long?
Stylo: You called?
Gordon: Where is Hawkeye, and Percy?
Stylo: You told them to take a train into Chicagoat.
Gordon: I did not!
Stylo: Yes you did. I heard the entire conversation. You wanted the two of them to take The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Gordon: Now that you mention it, I do remember talking to those two about it.
Gordon starts narrating as Hawkeye drives the stolen engine with Percy, and Benny.
Gordon: You know something Stylo? I don't know why Pete needs madami workers in those trainyards. Frankly, I've seen all of them doing perfectly well, and with that scottish parang buriko Pete hired yesterday, things are going well.
But in Cheyenne's trainyards, this is what was really happening.
Mirage: *Repairing switcher*
Orion: You need to get the repairs done now.
Mirage: I'm trying mate!
Orion: You need to try harder.
Nikki: *Stops her train in the yards* Another freight train from the Southern Pacific.
Mirage: Oh come on!!
Nikki: What's the matter?
Orion: We're getting too many trains in here. What is Snowflake trying to do to us?
Mirage: It ain't her fault. It's Gordon! He won't let that Canadian parang buriko come here.
Nikki: Why not?
Mirage: Because he's a racist arsehole.
Orion: One time, he shouted the N word really loud in a black neighborhood, and all these African Equestrians beat him up.
Nikki: Not only does he sound racist, but he also sounds retarded.
Mirage: Exactly.
Stylo: *Arrives* uy guys, Hawkeye, and Percy just got that Canadian pony, named Benny. They'll be here in less than three hours.
Mirage: Praise the lord!!
Orion: Does Gordon know about it?
Stylo: No. He doesn't have any idea what Pierce, and Percy are doing as of this moment. Hopefully, Pete gets back from his vacation early, and Gordon won't try to get rid of Benny.
St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM
Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.
Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will you look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now you find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line, and see if any nuts, or bolts came loose.
As Percy checked the engine, Hawkeye, and Benny walked down the line.
Benny: At least we can see the Gateway Arch from here.
Hawkeye: That's my paborito thing about coming into St. Foalis. As you tumawid the Mississippi River, you see the Gateway Arch. *Looks at ground* Here's our missing nut, and bolt. Let's take it back to Percy.
Percy: *Sees missing nut, and bolt in engine* I found it. I found the spot where the oil was leaking.
Hawkeye & Benny: *Return with the missing nut, and bolt*
Percy: *Takes nut, and bolt, and starts putting it back in with a wrench* You know something?
Hawkeye: It's quiet?
Percy: Too quiet. Didn't Stylo warn us about something here?
Hawkeye: Yeah he did, but I can't remember.
A bullet hit the side of the engine near Percy.
Percy: AH!
Hawkeye: *Sees another bullet hitting the engine* Benny, let's get back in the engine. Percy, you hurry with that now.
Benny: *Nearly gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a bullet*
Hawkeye: Come on Benny! *Climbing into engine's cab*
Benny: *Sees another bullet hit the engine, then climbs into cab*
Another bullet hit the ground near Benny's hooves
Percy: The engine is fixed!
Gangster: *Shoots a puno near Percy*
Hawkeye: Come on Percy. *Slowly drives at 1 mile an hour*
Gangster: *Shoots at Percy*
Percy: *Running to cab*
Gangster: *Shoots two bullets at Percy*
Percy: *Trips*
Gangster: *Shoots toolbox*
Percy: *Quickly gets back up, and runs to engine*
Hawkeye: Hurry up!!
Percy: *Gets on*
Hawkeye: *Drives faster*
Gangster: *Continues shooting*
Hawkeye: Now I remember what Stylo warned us about. It was the Mafia we had to look out for.
Benny: The mafia?
Hawkeye: Sometimes, they like to steal things from the train.
In Cheyenne, Gordon was trying to solve a math problem he found in a magazine.
Gordon: Add or subtract a bunch of numbers to get from 26 to 27, without adding, or subtracting sa pamamagitan ng 1. This is stupid! You can't subtract numbers to get from 26 to 27!
Stylo: *Arrives in office* Gordon, I just finished bringing another freight train into the yards.
Gordon: Good for you.
Stylo: And, I brought along somepony that wants to file a complaint.
Mike: I won't stand for this abuse Mr. Suite. We are getting too many freight trains. There are too many freight cars. If we get another freight train, the yards will be so full, that you couldn't have a sardine in there.
Gordon: I happen to like Sardines. Get back to work you two.
Stylo: *Sees Gordon's math problem* What's that?
Gordon: Something stupid.
Stylo: *Reads the math problem* Add or subtract a bunch of numbers to get from 26 to 27, without adding, or subtracting sa pamamagitan ng 1. It's simple. Add 26 with three, then subtract it sa pamamagitan ng 2. Problem solved. *Walks away*
Gordon: Asshole.
Stylo: I was just trying to help.
Kansas City, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
2:51 PM
Hawkeye, Benny, and Percy were getting closer to Cheyenne, but they would arrive at another conflict in Kansas City.
Hawkeye: *Stops train in front of bridge* There's a derailed freight train on the other side of that bridge.
UP Pony: Hey, come help us!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of engine, and runs to Union Pacific pony*
Benny & Percy: *Following Hawkeye*
UP Pony: We need your help. The Kansas City Southern just had one of their freight trains collide with ours.
Hawkeye: What happened?
KCS Pony: I was driving my train when I saw a green signal, then the susunod thing I know, I see somepony shouting at me to stop, and that the signal ain't working properly. I put on the brakes, and as I look to the left, I see this parang buriko in his train crash into mine.
Hawkeye: Is somepony fixing the signal now?
KCS Pony: No.
Percy: I can fix it.
KCS Pony: Please, fix it.
Percy: *Runs to broken signal*
Hawkeye: Anypony here from Ponyville?
UP Pony: I'm from Manehattan.
Hawkeye: Close, but no cigar.
Benny: How about Vanhoover?
KCS Pony: No. I was born in Vermont.
Benny: Meh, close enough to Canada.
KCS Pony: That's where you were born?
Benny: Yeah. Vanhoover to be exact.
Percy: *Returns* The signal is working again.
KCS Pony: Not bad. Not bad. If you ever feel like finding another railroad to work on, you sumali the Kansas City Southern.
Percy: I'll think about it.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's continue on.
So the three stallions got back into their locomotive, and continued on their way to Cheyenne.
Speaking of Cheyenne, this is what was happening.
Snowflake: *Watching everypony working in the yards* Five freight trains. They have to work on five freight trains in a row.
UP Pony: *Contacting Snowflake on radio* Attention Cheyenne, this is train 826. Requesting permission to enter your yard, over.
Snowflake: *Gets on radio* Negative, we have no room. Get your train into a siding, and wait for ten minutes, over.
UP Pony: Copy. The train is currently going into a siding. Over, and out.
Mirage: *Looking at the engine of a switcher* Alright, it should be operational now. Turn the key, and get it started.
Orion: *Turns the key in the cab*
Mirage: *Hears the engine* Come on, start.
The switcher's engine started. It was repaired.
Orion & Mirage: YEAH!!
Yard Worker: *Whistling*
Orion: Let's get this engine back in action. *Drives slowly forward*
Snowflake: *Switching tracks to have Orion get behind a freight train* Wait for two madami engines, then you can push that train over the hump.
Orion: Roger that.
Mirage: If only Nikki was here to see this.
Orion: Yeah, but if she comes back tomorrow with another freight train, we'll ipakita her the engine we fixed.
Mike: *Confused* What am I doing again? *Walks upstairs to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: Now that we don't have to worry about that, I can listen to some Little Richard records.
Mike: *Enters yard tower* What did you want me to do again?
Snowflake: You're an idiot.
Mike: Oh. Is that all you want me to do? Be an idiot?
Snowflake: No really. You are an idiot. I just told you five minutos nakaraan what you're supposed to do.
Mike: Tell me again. I forgot.
Snowflake: Stand sa pamamagitan ng the freight cars. You have a paper to read that tells you which cars are to be uncoupled. You uncouple the freight cars that are supposed to be uncoupled, and that's it.
Mike: Okay. Now if you tell me what my job is, I'll get straight to work.
Snowflake: *Annoyed*
Cheyenne, Wyoming
April 4, 1957
3:51 PM
A Southern Pacific freight train pulled sa pamamagitan ng five diesels entered Cheyenne's trainyard. It was being driven sa pamamagitan ng Nikki.
Mirage: *Sees Nikki's train* Whoa. That's a really long train.
Orion: I didn't think she'd be back here until tomorrow.
Mirage: You were wrong mate.
Nikki: *Stops train susunod to Snowflake's yard tower*
Orion: Back to work, oh, and don't forget to ipakita our Southern Pacific parang buriko how we fixed the switcher.
Mirage: I won't forget.
Orion: *Walks over to Nikki's engine* Hello.
Nikki: Howdy.
Orion: Remember that engine me, and Mirage were trying to repair a few hours ago?
Nikki: Yeah. How's he doing with that?
Orion: We just fixed it.
Nikki: Oh, good for you.
Mike: *Uncouples Nikki's engines from the train* Hey! I remembered what my job was! I'm awesome at this!!
Orion: Yeah, that's great Mike. Go tell somepony else.
Mike: *Running*
Stylo: *Walks into trainyard with water hose*
Nikki: *Backing her engines onto another track*
Snowflake: *Sees Stylo with a water hose* What do you intend to do with that?
Stylo: Wait, and see. *Connects hose to water tank on Snowflake's yard tower*
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon's hole in the ground* I think I know now.
Gordon: *Walking to the trainyard*
Stylo: Uh oh. *Hides water hose*
Gordon: *Walks in* Somepony please explain to me why Michael Gonzo was running through the station, and into Cheyenne shouting, I know what my job is.
Stylo: Let's just say you two have something in common.
Gordon: We have black manes?
Stylo: Yes, but that's not what I was thinking.
Gordon: We're orange?
Stylo: I was also thinking about something else. I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with inside your head.
Gordon: Does it have anything to do with our brains?
Stylo: Correct. You two are idiots.
Gordon: *Gets angry, and walks back to the train station*
Stylo: That was close. *Gets water hose, and pours water into Gordon's hole*
Hawkeye: *Driving train passed the station*
Gordon: Wait a second. Who was that parang buriko with Hawkeye, and Percy? *Thinks for two seconds* CANADIAN!! *Runs to the trainyard*
Stylo: *Stops filling hole with water, and puts hose away* Perfect timing Hawk.
Gordon: There's a Canadian coming towards us on Hawkeye's train!! *Jumps into hole, and notices there's water in it*
Stylo: *Laughing*
Mirage & Orion: *Laughing*
Soon everypony was laughing.
Gordon: *Slowly gets out of hole* How did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know Gordon. Rain, perhaps?
Hawkeye: *Stops train susunod to Nikki's train* Here's an extra locomotive for you to use. No freight cars.
Mirage: What happened to your passenger train?
Hawkeye: Long story, but right now, me, Percy, and Benny need to get into the servicing facility. *Walks away*
Percy & Benny: *Follows Hawkeye*
Gordon: *Looking at gas turbine* When did this get here?
A Union Pacific diesel with Railroad Police markings arrived.
Gordon: What are you doing here?
RP parang buriko 3: Who's in charge here?
Gordon: I am, but I wanna know why you're here.
RP parang buriko 3: Is this your gas turbine locomotive?
Gordon: No. I don't even know how it got here.
RP parang buriko 3: We got reports saying you estola it from Chicagoat.
Gordon: That's insane! I wasn't even in Chicagoat today!
RP parang buriko 3: Any witnesses?
Orion: Nope. Nopony cares for this asshole.
Gordon: Oh thanks a lot Orion!
RP parang buriko 3: If you'll just come with me-
Gordon: No! *Weakly punches RP Pony*
RP parang buriko 3: *Knocks out Gordon*
Orion: Very good. Please get rid of him.
RP parang buriko 3: With pleasure. We'll notify Mr. Reimer to come back immediately.
Orion: Thank you. The sooner, the better.
Cheyenne, Wyoming
April 5, 1957
10:01 AM
Everypony waited in the train station. It was decorated to celebrate the return of Pete, and for Gordon being in jail.
Taxi Pony: *Stops Taxi at a station with Pete in it*
Pete: *Gets out of taxi, and gives Taxi parang buriko a five dollar bill* Keep the change.
Taxi Pony: You're very generous. *Drives away*
Pete: *Walks into station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!
Pete: What is all this?
Hawkeye: We're throwing a party for you. Gordon did terrible taking over with your job.
Pete: What happened?
Stylo: He got arrested for stealing a locomotive.
Benny: He was also afraid of me, because I was Canadian.
Pete: How long did the RP's say he'd be arrested?
Mirage: Six months.
Pete: I'll drink to that. Any good songs?
Metal Gloss: *Puts a song on a record player*
Song: link
Hawkeye: A new song sa pamamagitan ng a new musician.
Pete: Jerry Lee Lewis?
Hawkeye: That's right.
Pete: Then let's dance.
Stylo: *Dancing with Snowflake*
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Nikki: *Arrives* What's happening?
Pete: We're celebrating my return.
Nikki: You do realize there's work to do in the yards.
Pete: Oh crap. Everypony, we need to get to the trainyards. Quickly!
Everypony ran out of the station, and into the trainyard, without turning the record player off.
Benny stayed to help the Union Pacific until September, 1957.
Gordon returned from jail on December, 1957.
Mike Gonzo is now a new employee on the Union Pacific
The Union Pacific got in the same trouble again with their freight trains in January, 1958 due to a decrease in passenger trains.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production.
Celebrating two years of being in the My Little parang buriko fandom.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM
Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! You overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made it. *Looks around* And I can tell today is going to be a busy day.
Ponies: *Driving Taxis to station*
Theme Song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfiction
Foreign Visitor
Starring
Pierce Hawkins - AKA Hawkeye From Seanthehedgehog
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Nikki West From Jade_23
Ponies: *Getting out of Taxis, and goes into station*
Station Master: Welcome.
Pony: Hi. One ticket for North Platte, Neighbraska.
Station Master: Coming right up. *Gets ticket* That'll be five dollars.
Pony: *Pays station master, then runs to platform*
Also Starring
Snowflake & Orion Stardust From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
NocturnalMirage From NochurnalMirage
And Introducing new characters
Mike Gonzo, and Benny From Seanthehedgehog
Ponies: *Getting onto train*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Getting train ready for departure, then blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of station slowly*
As Hawkeye was leaving the station, Metal Gloss passed sa pamamagitan ng driving a freight train.
Stylo: Your special somepony just passed by.
Hawkeye: I noticed.
As Metal Gloss was driving her freight train passed Hawkeye's passenger train, a Burlington Route freight went across a bridge going over the track that Metal Gloss' train was on.
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle*
Nikki: *Driving a freight train with engines from her Railway*
Snowflake: *In her yard tower* Attention everypony, we have two freight trains coming in. Get ready.
Yard Workers: *Getting to their spots*
Metal Gloss: I'll go first. *Backing her freight train into the yards*
Nikki: *Waits in her train*
Yard Worker: *Uncouples Metal Gloss' engine from her train* Get your engine to the servicing facility.
Metal Gloss: Right. Thanks. *Drives her engine to the servicing facility*
Orion: You ready Mirage?
Mirage: Ready when you are 'Rion.
Orion: *Drives switcher to Metal Gloss' freight train*
Yard Worker: *Couples switcher to freight train* Push it over the hump.
Orion: *Drives slowly*
Snowflake: *Watching Orion, and Mirage work*
Orion: *Waves to Snowflake*
Snowflake: *Smiles*
Yard Worker: *Uncouples caboose from train*
The caboose rolled down the hill, and went onto a track going left. It stopped near a bunch of other cabooses.
Yard Worker 3: Keep the first three cars coupled together, and uncouple the third car from the rest of the train.
Yard Worker: *Uncouples third car from the train*
The first three freight cars rolled down the hill, and towards another train in the yard.
Yard Worker 3: Coming up susunod are four tank cars. Leave the first two together, and uncouple the segundo one from the rest of them.
Yard Worker: *Uncouples first two tank cars from the rest of the train*
Meanwhile at the servicing facility.
Metal Gloss: *Stops engine at the servicing facility*
Worker: Hi Miss. Gloss. I see you got another engine for me to fix.
Metal Gloss: Well it's not broken, but it could use some extra grease, and oil.
Worker: I'll keep that in mind.
Metal Gloss: Alright, thanks. *Walks away*
Orion: *Slowly pushes freight train over hump*
Metal Gloss: *Carefully walks over train tracks, and continues walking towards the train station*
Yard Worker 4: uy Metal Gloss, wait up.
Metal Gloss: *Stops walking, and looks at the yard worker* What's the matter?
Yard Worker: I need you to tell Pete something for me.
Metal Gloss: Sure. What is it?
Also starring these characters from S.T.H
Pete
Percy
Jeff
Gordon
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
1:03 PM
The yards were getting very busy. Not only were trains from the Union Pacific coming in, but also trains from the Southern Pacific. Nikki West was one of the SP engineers bringing in trains to the yards in Cheyenne. She was having a conversation with Mirage, and Snowflake in the yard tower.
Snowflake: So you know how Orion keeps trying to get fired?
Nikki: Yeah.
Mirage: You'll pag-ibig this.
Snowflake: Yesterday, he dressed up as Douglas MacArthur when he was in Hapon during WW2, and wanted to know when the war ended.
Nikki: *Laughing* What did Pete say?
Snowflake: He told Orion that there was no war going on, and that World War 2 ended twelve years ago.
Nikki: What did Orion do?
Mirage: You'll pag-ibig this.
Snowflake: He got angry, and punched the door off of it's hinges.
Nikki: *Laughing* I'm glad he ain't a real general.
Mirage: We actually have a parang buriko that works here who was in the army once. He was a Captain in the Korean War.
Snowflake: Recently he hasn't been feeling well.
Nikki: Was his name Wilson?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Nikki: Well if you see him, let him know that I wish he feels better.
Mirage: We'll try.
Yard Worker: Nikki, your train is ready.
Nikki: I need to go. Bye guys. *Runs to her train*
Mirage: See you Nikki.
Snowflake: Come back soon. Or don't. Whatever you wanna do is fine.
Nikki: Considering that you two are working very hard in these yards, I'll try not to come here that often. *Gets in her train* Until then, Auf Wiedersehen.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green for Nikki*
Nikki: *Drives train out of yards*
Meanwhile at the train station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were making a return from North Platte.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: Okay, how about this? This oughta be a famous movie quote. Follow the yellow brick road.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* From The Wizard Of Oz?
Stylo: *Gets out of train* Yeah.
Hawkeye: I'm sure that could count. How about Old Yeller?
Stylo: That new Disney movie?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it was based off of the book.
Stylo: I'd like to see them make a Lone Ranger film.
Gordon: *Arrives* What are you two talking about?
Hawkeye: Famous movie quotes.
Stylo: Hawkeye was asking me if Old Yeller had any.
Gordon: That's a Disney Movie.
Hawkeye: Are you saying you hate Walt Disney?
Gordon: I prefer Warner Brothers, and they made a really great film called Gone With The Wind.
Stylo: That was MGM.
Gordon: Yeah, well that film still had a good quote. Frankly My Dear, I don't give a shit.
Hawkeye: Damn.
Gordon: Excuse me?
Hawkeye: It's Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn. How could you mess that up?
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Gordon?
Gordon: What do you want?!
Metal Gloss: Pete wants to see you in his office. You too Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: Let's go you two. We will follow the yellow brick road.
In Pete's office.
Percy: That's all you wanted to talk to me about sir?
Pete: Yeah. Jeff is driving some of our trains when he isn't working, and I would like you to do the same.
Percy: *Looks out office door* Gordon is here.
Pete: *Looking away from door*
Gordon: *Walks into office*
Pete: Gordon Suite has to be one of the most obnoxious, arrogant, stupid, light headed, and biggest retard on this Railroad.
Gordon: You really think so?
Pete: *Turns around, and sees Gordon* Oh, Gordon. *To Percy* You can leave now.
Percy: You heard him Gordon.
Gordon: He's talking to you!
Percy: *Leaves office*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walk into office*
Gordon: What took you two so long?
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss was telling us a joke.
Stylo: What's orange, fat, and has a bad temper?
Gordon: *Gets very angry, and has steam coming out of his ears* I DON'T HAVE A BAD TEMPER!!!
Pete: Enough! I called the three of you here for something serious.
Hawkeye: We're all ears.
Stylo: Except for Gordon.
Hawkeye: He has steam coming out of his ears.
Gordon: One madami insult, and you're asking for it!
Hawkeye: Last time you punched me, you broke your leg.
Pete: Look. I need you three to focus. We have something very serious to deal with on our railway. Freight.
Stylo: So?
Pete: We're getting madami freight trains coming into these yards like never before. I know you, and Pierce hate Gordon, but the three of you have to work together. Also, I'm going on a four araw vacation tomorrow, and I need Hawkeye to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Wha- You can't! I won't stand for it!
Pete: Personally, I don't give a shit.
Gordon: Damn.
Pete: What did you say?
Gordon: You messed up that movie quote from Gone With The Wind. It's Personally I don't give a damn.
Pete: And that's where you're wrong. It's frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. How could somepony mess up a famous movie quote like that?
Gordon: I don't know.
Pete: Get back to work you three.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
After the three stallions left, Pete thought that he would need to get madami help for everypony working in the train yard.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
1:27 PM
Pete was in his office, thinking about the nakaraan conversation he had with Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon. The three of them would never get along, so he decided to call for some help.
Pete: *Gets on telephone*
Operator: Operator. May I help you?
Pete: Get me to Southern Pacific's Ogden train station, this is Pete Reimer of the Union Pacific.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but the lines in Ogden are down.
Pete: In that case, get me through to the Canadian Pacific Railway in Ontario.
Operator: Please wait while we try to connect your line to the parang buriko you wish to call.
Pete: Alright.
CPR Pony: Hello?
Pete: Hi, this is the Union Pacific Railway in Cheyenne Wyoming. My name is Pete Reimer, and I need some extra hooves in the trainyard. Can you help?
CPR Pony: Yes. I have one worker that is available to help.
Pete: Perfect. Thanks. Have him at Dearborn kalye Station in Chicagoat at Noon. April 4th.
CPR Pony: Very well. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, and gets onto speaker*
In the trainyard, everypony started hearing Pete speak through the PA system.
Pete: Attention, this is Pete Reimer, your boss. Unless you aren't working for this railway, then I am not your boss, and I must remind you that you are trespassing on Union Pacific territory.
Hawkeye: Way to go Peter.
Pete: Now I got some good news, and I got some bad news. The bad news is that I forgot what I was going to tell you.
Stylo: That's not like Pete.
Hawkeye: He usually remembers everything.
Pete: Oh, yeah, I remember now. The bad news is that we will be having more, and madami freight trains coming into the yards. The work will get harder for you all. The good news is that you won't have to worry about doing all of that work on your own. We're going to get help from a Canadian railway. The parang buriko from this Canadian railway will arrive on the araw after tomorrow. In the meantime, do your best, and don't work too hard.
Hawkeye: Seems like we're getting a foreign visitor.
Gordon: *Arrives* What are you talking about now?
Stylo: We were talking about how this parang buriko coming here to help is a foreign visitor.
Gordon: What's that supposed to mean?!
Hawkeye: It means that he is not from Equestria. He's from Canada.
Gordon: Canada?! *Runs towards a hole in the ground, and is scared* Keep that Canadian parang buriko away from me!
Stylo: He's not going to hurt you.
Hawkeye: It's the Russians you want to be afraid of.
Stylo: And the Chinese.
Hawkeye: And anypony from Vietnam, or any other communist country.
Gordon: Uh, okay.
Hawkeye, and Stylo walked away, leaving Gordon sa pamamagitan ng himself in the hole.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM
Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.
Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. You don't sound too well. Are you okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling you earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: You do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This araw just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see you when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*
Back at the trainstation
Pete: *Packing clothing* Alright, I got clothing, food, money, and I think that's everything.
Percy: *Runs into Pete's office* We got a problem sir!
Pete: What is it?
Percy: Scottish ponies! They're trying to steal everything from a freight train in the yards.
Pete: Let's get 'em.
Song: link
There were five scottish ponies. Two of them were taking pagkain from a refrigerated boxcar, and the other three were stealing boardgames.
Scottish parang buriko 3: Get as many boardgames as you can! We'll sell them, and make lots of money!
Pete: *Arrives with Percy* HEY! Put those back!
Scottish parang buriko 2: Shit! Let's go! *Runs away*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Goes into a boxcar*
Pete: Percy, you get those four, I'll get the other one!
Percy: Yes sir! *Runs after four scottish ponies* Hey! Come back!!
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Gets onto other side of train, and climbs a ladder to the top*
Pete: *Looking in boxcar* I'm gonna find you. *Gets to other side*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Laying on tuktok of the train*
Pete: *Sees scottish pony* There you are!
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Running on tuktok of train*
Pete: *Climbing ladder to tuktok of train*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Trips, and hits the ground*
Pete: *Climbs back down, and goes to scottish pony*
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Tries to stand up* Me leg. It's broken!
Pete: That's what you get for trying to steal from our trains.
Percy: *Returns* They got away sir.
Scottish parang buriko 5: Ha! I knew you couldn't catch them.
Pete: Yeah, well I'm sure they're not gonna risk their lives to come save you.
Scottish parang buriko 5: *Sighs* Damnit.
Pete: What's your name?
Scottish parang buriko 5: Mike Gonzo.
Percy: What kind of a name is that?
Mike: It's the name my mother gave me! You got a problem with that?
Pete: Do you have a job Mike?
Mike: No sir, I don't.
Pete: Well you do now. Welcome to the Union Pacific.
Mike: So what? I drive trains for you now?
Pete: Not really. I want you to work in the yards. Percy, take Mike over to Snowflake. She will ipakita Mike how to do his job properly.
Percy: Yes sir.
So Pete went back to getting ready for his vacation, and Percy took Mike to Snowflake.
Snowflake: *In the yard tower, talking on the radio* Train 605, we do not have enough room. Divert yourself to the nearest siding, and wait for my command.
parang buriko Engineer: Ten-4, I'm putting my train in a siding now.
Percy: *Knocks on door four times*
Snowflake: *Gets off radio* Come in.
Percy: *Walks in with Mike* New worker Snowflake.
Mike: Call me Gonzo.
Snowflake: Sounds like a name for a character in a kid's show. So Pete assigned you to work in the yards, huh?
Mike: Yes, I guess so. Who's Pete?
Percy: That grey stallion with the yellow mane? He's your boss.
Mike: That's just bloody great.
Snowflake: Are you from Scotland?
Mike: Aye. I am.
Snowflake: Well let me ipakita you what to do.
During Snowflake's teachings on how to work in a trainyard, Gordon was in Pete's office.
Pete: Hawkeye is sick, so I'm having you take over... Unfortunately.
Gordon: Thank you sir. You won't regret this.
Pete: Why do I find that difficult to believe?
Gordon: Shut up, and go on your vacation.
Pete: I am, but if I hear you do anything careless, or stupid, your plot is out of here. *Walks away*
Gordon: *Thinking* Thankfully, what I have planned is not careless, or stupid.
Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM
Percy: *Playing trumpeta in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*
"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon
"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are madami reliable" - Chuck Berry
Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four segundos madami then it was supposed to take for all of you to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do you know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking at Jeff's watch* It's off.
Jeff: No, I don't think so. It's a brand new Rolex.
Hawkeye: *Arrives*
Gordon: Pierce!
Hawkeye: Present.
Gordon: Where have you been?!
Hawkeye: Pete told you I wasn't feeling well.
Gordon: That's no excuse.
Hawkeye: I'd like to see you come up with something better.
Gordon: I'm in charge with Pete gone.
Hawkeye: *Being sarcastic* And you're doing a lovely job.
Workers: *Laughing*
Gordon: Shut up, and get to work!
Workers: *Going to work*
Gordon: *Points at Percy* You!
Percy: *Scared* Yes sir?
Gordon: I want you to get The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Percy: How am I supposed to get everypony living here into Chicagoat?
Gordon: I'm talking about the train!
Percy: But, I'm a maintenance pony.
Gordon: Don't care.
Hawkeye: Why don't you let me drive the train Gordon?
Gordon: No. That parang buriko from the Canadian Pacific is coming here to help in the trainyard, and... *Remembering about Canada* Forget it. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: What do you say we go on a roadtrip to Chicagoat?
Percy: Right now?
Hawkeye: Yeah. We're going to get that Canadian parang buriko that Pete sinabi would help us. Let's go. *Runs to station*
Percy: *Following Hawkeye*
They got to the station, and Stylo stopped The City Of Cheyenne at the station.
Stylo: uy Hawk. How ya feeling?
Hawkeye: Not now Stylo, get out.
Stylo: Why?
Hawkeye: Me, and Percy are going to get that Canadian parang buriko to help in the trainyard, Gordon hates Canadians, and I need a set of eyes to make sure nothing goes bad.
Stylo: You may count on me to get the job done.
Hawkeye: Perfect. Let's go Percy. *Climbs into engine*
Percy: *Climbs in, and sits susunod to Hawkeye*
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Take care of yourself Stylo.
Stylo: You too Hawk. Watch out for gangsters in St. Foalis!
Hawkeye: *Drives train* I will!!
Percy: Bye Stylo!
Stylo: Good luck Percy!!
Stylo stayed at the station, until he could no longer see the long passenger train, leaving the station.
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM
Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn kalye Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian parang buriko to arrive.
Percy: What did Pete say this parang buriko looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are you sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta find the Canadian, and wait for Pierce to finish using the bathroom.
Benny: *Walks over to Percy* Are you a parang buriko working for the Union Pacific?
Percy: Yeah. Who are you?
Benny: The name's Benny. I'm the parang buriko that your boss Pete requested to come over to Cheyenne, and help work in the yards.
Percy: Well hi.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of bathroom* No toilet papers! Can you believe that crap?!
Percy: Hawk, this is Benny, he's from the Canadian Pacific.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi. So you're coming to Cheyenne with us to help out in the yards, right?
Benny: That's right.
Hawkeye: Then follow us. Your chariot awaits.
The three stallions walked back to the station. Their passenger train was gone.
Percy: Oh no!!
Benny: What's the matter?
Hawkeye: Our train was stolen.
Percy: I told you it would get stolen, but you wouldn't listen to me!
Hawkeye: Relax, relax. This is Chicagoat. We'll easily find another train to take back to Cheyenne. *Finds a gas turbine locomotive* See? There's one already.
Percy: We can't take that!
Hawkeye: Why not? It's painted for our railroad. Let's get in. *Gets in engine*
Benny: *Gets in* Come on Paxton. What are you waiting for?
Percy: It's Percy, and we shouldn't be stealing this locomotive.
Hawkeye: Whoever had this engine most likely estola our train. So, tit for tat.*Drives train*
Percy: Wait for me! *Jumps onto locomotive, and gets into cab*
Benny: All aboard.
Meanwhile in Cheyenne.
Gordon: *In Pete's office, looking at papers* Keep the steam engines for five extra years? Forget that! *Rips up paper* We need madami diesels. *Gets on PA system* Stylo Bevaria, get in here right now!!
Stylo: *Walks into office*
Gordon: What took you so long?
Stylo: You called?
Gordon: Where is Hawkeye, and Percy?
Stylo: You told them to take a train into Chicagoat.
Gordon: I did not!
Stylo: Yes you did. I heard the entire conversation. You wanted the two of them to take The City Of Cheyenne into Chicagoat.
Gordon: Now that you mention it, I do remember talking to those two about it.
Gordon starts narrating as Hawkeye drives the stolen engine with Percy, and Benny.
Gordon: You know something Stylo? I don't know why Pete needs madami workers in those trainyards. Frankly, I've seen all of them doing perfectly well, and with that scottish parang buriko Pete hired yesterday, things are going well.
But in Cheyenne's trainyards, this is what was really happening.
Mirage: *Repairing switcher*
Orion: You need to get the repairs done now.
Mirage: I'm trying mate!
Orion: You need to try harder.
Nikki: *Stops her train in the yards* Another freight train from the Southern Pacific.
Mirage: Oh come on!!
Nikki: What's the matter?
Orion: We're getting too many trains in here. What is Snowflake trying to do to us?
Mirage: It ain't her fault. It's Gordon! He won't let that Canadian parang buriko come here.
Nikki: Why not?
Mirage: Because he's a racist arsehole.
Orion: One time, he shouted the N word really loud in a black neighborhood, and all these African Equestrians beat him up.
Nikki: Not only does he sound racist, but he also sounds retarded.
Mirage: Exactly.
Stylo: *Arrives* uy guys, Hawkeye, and Percy just got that Canadian pony, named Benny. They'll be here in less than three hours.
Mirage: Praise the lord!!
Orion: Does Gordon know about it?
Stylo: No. He doesn't have any idea what Pierce, and Percy are doing as of this moment. Hopefully, Pete gets back from his vacation early, and Gordon won't try to get rid of Benny.
St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM
Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.
Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will you look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now you find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line, and see if any nuts, or bolts came loose.
As Percy checked the engine, Hawkeye, and Benny walked down the line.
Benny: At least we can see the Gateway Arch from here.
Hawkeye: That's my paborito thing about coming into St. Foalis. As you tumawid the Mississippi River, you see the Gateway Arch. *Looks at ground* Here's our missing nut, and bolt. Let's take it back to Percy.
Percy: *Sees missing nut, and bolt in engine* I found it. I found the spot where the oil was leaking.
Hawkeye & Benny: *Return with the missing nut, and bolt*
Percy: *Takes nut, and bolt, and starts putting it back in with a wrench* You know something?
Hawkeye: It's quiet?
Percy: Too quiet. Didn't Stylo warn us about something here?
Hawkeye: Yeah he did, but I can't remember.
A bullet hit the side of the engine near Percy.
Percy: AH!
Hawkeye: *Sees another bullet hitting the engine* Benny, let's get back in the engine. Percy, you hurry with that now.
Benny: *Nearly gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a bullet*
Hawkeye: Come on Benny! *Climbing into engine's cab*
Benny: *Sees another bullet hit the engine, then climbs into cab*
Another bullet hit the ground near Benny's hooves
Percy: The engine is fixed!
Gangster: *Shoots a puno near Percy*
Hawkeye: Come on Percy. *Slowly drives at 1 mile an hour*
Gangster: *Shoots at Percy*
Percy: *Running to cab*
Gangster: *Shoots two bullets at Percy*
Percy: *Trips*
Gangster: *Shoots toolbox*
Percy: *Quickly gets back up, and runs to engine*
Hawkeye: Hurry up!!
Percy: *Gets on*
Hawkeye: *Drives faster*
Gangster: *Continues shooting*
Hawkeye: Now I remember what Stylo warned us about. It was the Mafia we had to look out for.
Benny: The mafia?
Hawkeye: Sometimes, they like to steal things from the train.
In Cheyenne, Gordon was trying to solve a math problem he found in a magazine.
Gordon: Add or subtract a bunch of numbers to get from 26 to 27, without adding, or subtracting sa pamamagitan ng 1. This is stupid! You can't subtract numbers to get from 26 to 27!
Stylo: *Arrives in office* Gordon, I just finished bringing another freight train into the yards.
Gordon: Good for you.
Stylo: And, I brought along somepony that wants to file a complaint.
Mike: I won't stand for this abuse Mr. Suite. We are getting too many freight trains. There are too many freight cars. If we get another freight train, the yards will be so full, that you couldn't have a sardine in there.
Gordon: I happen to like Sardines. Get back to work you two.
Stylo: *Sees Gordon's math problem* What's that?
Gordon: Something stupid.
Stylo: *Reads the math problem* Add or subtract a bunch of numbers to get from 26 to 27, without adding, or subtracting sa pamamagitan ng 1. It's simple. Add 26 with three, then subtract it sa pamamagitan ng 2. Problem solved. *Walks away*
Gordon: Asshole.
Stylo: I was just trying to help.
Kansas City, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
2:51 PM
Hawkeye, Benny, and Percy were getting closer to Cheyenne, but they would arrive at another conflict in Kansas City.
Hawkeye: *Stops train in front of bridge* There's a derailed freight train on the other side of that bridge.
UP Pony: Hey, come help us!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of engine, and runs to Union Pacific pony*
Benny & Percy: *Following Hawkeye*
UP Pony: We need your help. The Kansas City Southern just had one of their freight trains collide with ours.
Hawkeye: What happened?
KCS Pony: I was driving my train when I saw a green signal, then the susunod thing I know, I see somepony shouting at me to stop, and that the signal ain't working properly. I put on the brakes, and as I look to the left, I see this parang buriko in his train crash into mine.
Hawkeye: Is somepony fixing the signal now?
KCS Pony: No.
Percy: I can fix it.
KCS Pony: Please, fix it.
Percy: *Runs to broken signal*
Hawkeye: Anypony here from Ponyville?
UP Pony: I'm from Manehattan.
Hawkeye: Close, but no cigar.
Benny: How about Vanhoover?
KCS Pony: No. I was born in Vermont.
Benny: Meh, close enough to Canada.
KCS Pony: That's where you were born?
Benny: Yeah. Vanhoover to be exact.
Percy: *Returns* The signal is working again.
KCS Pony: Not bad. Not bad. If you ever feel like finding another railroad to work on, you sumali the Kansas City Southern.
Percy: I'll think about it.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's continue on.
So the three stallions got back into their locomotive, and continued on their way to Cheyenne.
Speaking of Cheyenne, this is what was happening.
Snowflake: *Watching everypony working in the yards* Five freight trains. They have to work on five freight trains in a row.
UP Pony: *Contacting Snowflake on radio* Attention Cheyenne, this is train 826. Requesting permission to enter your yard, over.
Snowflake: *Gets on radio* Negative, we have no room. Get your train into a siding, and wait for ten minutes, over.
UP Pony: Copy. The train is currently going into a siding. Over, and out.
Mirage: *Looking at the engine of a switcher* Alright, it should be operational now. Turn the key, and get it started.
Orion: *Turns the key in the cab*
Mirage: *Hears the engine* Come on, start.
The switcher's engine started. It was repaired.
Orion & Mirage: YEAH!!
Yard Worker: *Whistling*
Orion: Let's get this engine back in action. *Drives slowly forward*
Snowflake: *Switching tracks to have Orion get behind a freight train* Wait for two madami engines, then you can push that train over the hump.
Orion: Roger that.
Mirage: If only Nikki was here to see this.
Orion: Yeah, but if she comes back tomorrow with another freight train, we'll ipakita her the engine we fixed.
Mike: *Confused* What am I doing again? *Walks upstairs to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: Now that we don't have to worry about that, I can listen to some Little Richard records.
Mike: *Enters yard tower* What did you want me to do again?
Snowflake: You're an idiot.
Mike: Oh. Is that all you want me to do? Be an idiot?
Snowflake: No really. You are an idiot. I just told you five minutos nakaraan what you're supposed to do.
Mike: Tell me again. I forgot.
Snowflake: Stand sa pamamagitan ng the freight cars. You have a paper to read that tells you which cars are to be uncoupled. You uncouple the freight cars that are supposed to be uncoupled, and that's it.
Mike: Okay. Now if you tell me what my job is, I'll get straight to work.
Snowflake: *Annoyed*
Cheyenne, Wyoming
April 4, 1957
3:51 PM
A Southern Pacific freight train pulled sa pamamagitan ng five diesels entered Cheyenne's trainyard. It was being driven sa pamamagitan ng Nikki.
Mirage: *Sees Nikki's train* Whoa. That's a really long train.
Orion: I didn't think she'd be back here until tomorrow.
Mirage: You were wrong mate.
Nikki: *Stops train susunod to Snowflake's yard tower*
Orion: Back to work, oh, and don't forget to ipakita our Southern Pacific parang buriko how we fixed the switcher.
Mirage: I won't forget.
Orion: *Walks over to Nikki's engine* Hello.
Nikki: Howdy.
Orion: Remember that engine me, and Mirage were trying to repair a few hours ago?
Nikki: Yeah. How's he doing with that?
Orion: We just fixed it.
Nikki: Oh, good for you.
Mike: *Uncouples Nikki's engines from the train* Hey! I remembered what my job was! I'm awesome at this!!
Orion: Yeah, that's great Mike. Go tell somepony else.
Mike: *Running*
Stylo: *Walks into trainyard with water hose*
Nikki: *Backing her engines onto another track*
Snowflake: *Sees Stylo with a water hose* What do you intend to do with that?
Stylo: Wait, and see. *Connects hose to water tank on Snowflake's yard tower*
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon's hole in the ground* I think I know now.
Gordon: *Walking to the trainyard*
Stylo: Uh oh. *Hides water hose*
Gordon: *Walks in* Somepony please explain to me why Michael Gonzo was running through the station, and into Cheyenne shouting, I know what my job is.
Stylo: Let's just say you two have something in common.
Gordon: We have black manes?
Stylo: Yes, but that's not what I was thinking.
Gordon: We're orange?
Stylo: I was also thinking about something else. I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with inside your head.
Gordon: Does it have anything to do with our brains?
Stylo: Correct. You two are idiots.
Gordon: *Gets angry, and walks back to the train station*
Stylo: That was close. *Gets water hose, and pours water into Gordon's hole*
Hawkeye: *Driving train passed the station*
Gordon: Wait a second. Who was that parang buriko with Hawkeye, and Percy? *Thinks for two seconds* CANADIAN!! *Runs to the trainyard*
Stylo: *Stops filling hole with water, and puts hose away* Perfect timing Hawk.
Gordon: There's a Canadian coming towards us on Hawkeye's train!! *Jumps into hole, and notices there's water in it*
Stylo: *Laughing*
Mirage & Orion: *Laughing*
Soon everypony was laughing.
Gordon: *Slowly gets out of hole* How did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know Gordon. Rain, perhaps?
Hawkeye: *Stops train susunod to Nikki's train* Here's an extra locomotive for you to use. No freight cars.
Mirage: What happened to your passenger train?
Hawkeye: Long story, but right now, me, Percy, and Benny need to get into the servicing facility. *Walks away*
Percy & Benny: *Follows Hawkeye*
Gordon: *Looking at gas turbine* When did this get here?
A Union Pacific diesel with Railroad Police markings arrived.
Gordon: What are you doing here?
RP parang buriko 3: Who's in charge here?
Gordon: I am, but I wanna know why you're here.
RP parang buriko 3: Is this your gas turbine locomotive?
Gordon: No. I don't even know how it got here.
RP parang buriko 3: We got reports saying you estola it from Chicagoat.
Gordon: That's insane! I wasn't even in Chicagoat today!
RP parang buriko 3: Any witnesses?
Orion: Nope. Nopony cares for this asshole.
Gordon: Oh thanks a lot Orion!
RP parang buriko 3: If you'll just come with me-
Gordon: No! *Weakly punches RP Pony*
RP parang buriko 3: *Knocks out Gordon*
Orion: Very good. Please get rid of him.
RP parang buriko 3: With pleasure. We'll notify Mr. Reimer to come back immediately.
Orion: Thank you. The sooner, the better.
Cheyenne, Wyoming
April 5, 1957
10:01 AM
Everypony waited in the train station. It was decorated to celebrate the return of Pete, and for Gordon being in jail.
Taxi Pony: *Stops Taxi at a station with Pete in it*
Pete: *Gets out of taxi, and gives Taxi parang buriko a five dollar bill* Keep the change.
Taxi Pony: You're very generous. *Drives away*
Pete: *Walks into station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!
Pete: What is all this?
Hawkeye: We're throwing a party for you. Gordon did terrible taking over with your job.
Pete: What happened?
Stylo: He got arrested for stealing a locomotive.
Benny: He was also afraid of me, because I was Canadian.
Pete: How long did the RP's say he'd be arrested?
Mirage: Six months.
Pete: I'll drink to that. Any good songs?
Metal Gloss: *Puts a song on a record player*
Song: link
Hawkeye: A new song sa pamamagitan ng a new musician.
Pete: Jerry Lee Lewis?
Hawkeye: That's right.
Pete: Then let's dance.
Stylo: *Dancing with Snowflake*
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Nikki: *Arrives* What's happening?
Pete: We're celebrating my return.
Nikki: You do realize there's work to do in the yards.
Pete: Oh crap. Everypony, we need to get to the trainyards. Quickly!
Everypony ran out of the station, and into the trainyard, without turning the record player off.
Benny stayed to help the Union Pacific until September, 1957.
Gordon returned from jail on December, 1957.
Mike Gonzo is now a new employee on the Union Pacific
The Union Pacific got in the same trouble again with their freight trains in January, 1958 due to a decrease in passenger trains.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production.
Celebrating two years of being in the My Little parang buriko fandom.
