asno asno Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit sa pamamagitan ng Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking pasulong to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kama together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking pasulong to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for you maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this parang buriko that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: You have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the parang buriko living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at sa pamamagitan ng the parang buriko living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if you can fail at life. *Aiming riple at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots madami workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the asno asno Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to kanselahin our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give you a private ipakita for free.
George: Fine sa pamamagitan ng me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit sa pamamagitan ng Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking pasulong to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kama together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking pasulong to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for you maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this parang buriko that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: You have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the parang buriko living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at sa pamamagitan ng the parang buriko living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if you can fail at life. *Aiming riple at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots madami workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the asno asno Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to kanselahin our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give you a private ipakita for free.
George: Fine sa pamamagitan ng me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
