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 Panty is skeptical of any parang buriko she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new tahanan is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even sinabi "Are your parents damit pan-loob or something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one parang buriko in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits sa pamamagitan ng herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station.

At the same time….

Blazin': Celestia asked me to welcome newcomers into Ponyville, but I haven't seen one all day. I think she tricked me…

*looks toward the train which has come to a complete stop and sees a cute female unicorn with kulay-rosas and purple hair, light blue eyes and wearing dark purple shoes slowly make her way off the train*

Blazin': *rushing to grab her luggage for her* Excuse me, miss. Are you new here? Princess Celestia advised me to welcome newcomers.

New pony: There's a princess? I only heard that in stories when I was a filly.

Blazin': Maybe so, but here, there is an actual princess, as well as her sister, who is also a princess, whom I am happily married too, her niece, and her then-student Twilight Sparkle. Yep, all royalty.

Shining: *exiting the bathroom* Hey! What about me?

Blazin': Sorry! And he is Twilight's older brother and her sister-in-law's wife. See you later, Shining!

Shining: Later, dude! These new words sound cool! Teach me more!

Blazin': OK, maybe later. *Shining leaves*

New pony: I'm a little nervous, what if someone makes fun of my name or my parents?

Blazin': Don't worry, I got your back, Ms….what's your name?

New pony: Panty. Panty Hose. And you are?

Blazin': Blazin' Blue. You can also call me Prince Blazin' since I'm married to Celestia's sister.

Panty: It's nice to meet you.

Blazin': Nice to meet you too. Panty Hose, huh? I have a feeling a certain member of the mane six won't take you name seriously. But I'll keep her in check. Shall I take you to meet Princess Celestia? I believe the mane six are also there waiting for us right now.

Panty: Sure. Let's go! *Blazin' carries her luggage*

Then two royal guards pulling Princess Celestia's carriage appear n front of them.

Blazin': Just in time.

Royal Guard 1: I'm glad we found you. I had no idea you sometimes walk sa pamamagitan ng yourself….

Blazin': Yeah, I do. Please carry my friend's luggage into the carriage. Don't ask about her name. She's skeptical about any pony, and has a hard time trusting them.

Royal Guard 2: Yes, Your Highness. *puts her luggage into the carriage*

Royal Guard: Miss, please step in the carriage and we'll be on our way to Celestia's castle. You can trust me. *helps Panty into the carriage, and she takes her seat*

Panty: Thank you.

Blazin': We all set?

Royal Guards: Everything's good to go, Your Highness.

*They head for the castle*

Panty: It's a little cold out here. Good thing I have my scarf out. *puts it on* Much better.

Blazin': If you'd like, you can snuggle up susunod to me. I'm the warmest parang buriko in Ponyville.

Spitfire: *flying by* No he isn't, I am!

Blazin': *pulls back one of the drapes* Excuse me?

Spitfire: GYAHHH!! I-I'm so sorry, Your Highness! *takes off*

They arrive in two minutes. The royal guard walk with them, one carrying Panty's luggage, the other to protect him and her. Blazin' uses his magic to open the doors to the castle, but ends up making them ugoy open….

Luna: HEY!! WHO'S BARGING IN!?

Panty: Eeep! *she crouches and covers her face, but pees herself in the process*

The mane six were there, and bahaghari was the first to notice her.

Rainbow: EW! What a weird way for her to present herself. I betcha two bits she's a bedwetter….

Blazin': *pointing a hoof at her* Rainbow, shut your mouth! Don't make her experience in Ponyville harder than it needs to be!

Rainbow: I bet she wears diapers to bed! Hey, you, need anything particular-like diapers?? I can buy you some right now.

Luna: *raising her hoof about to yell at Rainbow*

Celestia: *eyes glowing like fire*

Blazin': *turns into a dragon* RAINBOW!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON, OR WORSE-I'LL GATHER A LARGE CROWD, PUT DIAPERS ON YOU, AND PUT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT CROWD!!

Pinkie: Whoa….

Princess Twilight: How come nobody told me he learned how to do that?

AJ: Ah just cidered mahself, too….

Rarity: I just remembered-Where the dayami is Spike?

Fluttershy: *hiding somewhere out of fear*

Rainbow: Uh….I….

Dragon Blazin': OF COURSE, I CAN ALSO MAKE YOU WET YOURSELF WHILE YOU ARE WEARING DIAPERS AND I CAN CHANGE YOU IN THAT CROWD.

Rainbow: …I'll shut up now.

Blazin': *returns to normal* Thank you. Fluttershy? Please come here.

Fluttershy: You….I…

Blazin': It's OK. I had to do that to get her to stop teasing Panty.

Fluttershy: Who?

Blazin': The cute female unicorn with the panty cutie mark.

Fluttershy: Oh….

Blazin': I'll the care of you, AJ! *leads her to the bathroom, then makes wipes magically appear and he starts wiping her private area*

AJ: Whoa! That's cold…But thanks, sugarcube! Ah'm dry now.

*They both exit, but which everyone staring at them*

AJ starts blushing, then uses her hat to cover her face.

Blazin': Nothing sexual happened. All I did was wipe her but clean. Celestia? Luna? Something wrong?

Celestia: That was the scariest dragon transformation I have ever witnessed…

Luna: That was totally awesome!!

Spike: uy guys!

Blazin': WHOA!! *jumps high in the air*

Princess Twilight: Hi, Spike.

Spike: I thought a giant blue dragon was gonna kill all of you!

Rarity: Ehm, that blue dragon was Prince Blazin' doing his transformation….

Spike: My bad, Your Highness.

Blazin': I'll introduce you to the mane six!

Panty meets each member one sa pamamagitan ng one, taking fancy to Rarity and fascinated sa pamamagitan ng her job in fashion designing. She was instant mga kaibigan with her, and when it come to her meeting bahaghari Dash…

Panty:…..

Rainbow: I'm sorry for teasing you.

Panty: Apology accepted! *hugs Rainbow, who starts blushing* Someday I'll make you a custom pair of panties as my way of saying thanks.

Rainbow: OK. *still blushing*

AJ: Ah think she likes Panty!

Rainbow: Shut up! Don't joke about that stuff! I'm not a lesbian!! And I'm sure anyone who is pagbaba this story know that that is just a silly assumption made sa pamamagitan ng a few bronies!

Blazin': Just who and what the buck are you talking about?

Rainbow: Oh, it's nothing.

After meeting everyone, she is asked to sumali in on a group photo, along with Celestia, Cadance, Luna, and Shining Armor, whom she met later on. She agrees to it and is photographed with her new friends.

Blazin': It's getting late, and I haven't even shown you your new house. You can spend the night here if you'd like, or with one of the mane six if you want.

Panty: Rarity, can I….

Rarity: Of course! I'm willing to share my kama with another female unicorn who uh…what is it you do?

Panty: I mainly disensyo undergarments for mares.

Rarity: Sounds great! I'll take you to my house. I have a younger sister, whose name is Sweetie Belle. I'm sure she'll pag-ibig you. Blazin' will come sa pamamagitan ng tomorrow morning to pick you up.

Blazin': I'll be dropping your luggage off at her house, OK, Panty?

Panty: Thank you!

Blazin' drops her luggage off at Rarity's house, and Rarity takes it inside to her bedroom. Upon getting in to her side of the bed, Panty is ibingiay something that looks like a tiny saddle, but it is worn over the eyes when sleeping.

Panty: May I ask why you have two of these?

Rarity: Just in case I lose one of them, but I haven't Nawawala either of them yet. See you in the morning. Blazin' will drop sa pamamagitan ng to pick you up to see Mayor Mare about any houses that are up for sale. Don't forget to take your suitcases with you.

Panty: OK. Good night, Rarity.

Rarity: Good night, friend.

Sweetie Belle: Hey! How come you get to share your kama with other ponies and I don't?

Rarity: Your'e too young, dear. Go to bed.

Sweetie Belle: Who's the mare your'e sharing your kama with?

Rarity: SWEETIE! BED! NOW!
 The only parang buriko who doesn't make fun of her name, as well as the mane six, Blazin' shows her around and defends her from any parang buriko that makes fun of her name.
The only pony who doesn't make fun of her name, as well as the mane six, Blazin' shows her around and defends her from any pony that makes fun of her name.
 Dash gets mad when AJ teases her, and yet she just made fun of Panty Hose's name a while earlier...
Dash gets mad when AJ teases her, and yet she just made fun of Panty Hose's name a while earlier...
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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little parang buriko franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created sa pamamagitan ng me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her mga kaibigan were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sinabi "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy sinabi "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash sinabi "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie sinabi "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and sinabi "Discord's...
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Source: DeviantArt
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i ilathala it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful araw in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a walang tiyak na layunin gay thought suddenly popped up in her kulay-rosas head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of mga kaibigan is gay", Pinkie said...
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I was watching some Yo Mama bidyo on YouTube before I started Pagsulat this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a araw for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought bahaghari Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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#5: Anthropology sa pamamagitan ng JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's listahan of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never pagbaba it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE kulay-rosas TEMPTATION sa pamamagitan ng CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S bahaghari DASH sa pamamagitan ng MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this ipakita down with the evil asong babae reyna Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that reyna Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better mga kaibigan with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest tagahanga bidyo and tagahanga sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR parang buriko NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all serbesa again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that araw came and went after you gave yourself...
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I thought I would have madami ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have madami annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my mga kaibigan want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are madami or less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his mga kaibigan in their paborito tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose sando and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of pag-ibig had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired sa pamamagitan ng The pag-ibig in the Night sa pamamagitan ng Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, you heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank you for pagbaba and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her kastilyo in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of pag-ibig craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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