posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic bahaghari as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.
Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*
The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole.
Chip: Beat that if you will.
Otis: Okay, watch this. *Hits ball that ricochets off of a tree, and goes very high into the air. It lands into the hole*
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Chip: Okay, I'm somewhat impressed. *Turns around, and rips his golf club in half*
They finished the rest of the game, then went to the clubhouse.
Mitchell: So I tell him that if he ever comes into my bar again-
Otis & Chip: *Enter clubhouse*
Mitchell: Hi guys.
Otis: Talking to yourself again Mitch?
Mitchell: A moment ago, somepony was here.
Chip: Well now the only ponies in here are you, me, and Otis.
Mitchell: *Looks around* I wonder how that happened.
Otis: I don't know. Maybe they left?
Mitchell: That seems logical.
Just then, the two female golfers Casey, and Elena walked into the clubhouse.
Chip: uy yourself, I'm asking them out.
Elena: There's two of us, and two of you. Why don't we double date?
Otis: I'm getting Elena!
Chip: No, I want Elena.
Otis: Why can't I have her?
Chip: Because Tom, you've been dating her in every other skit!
Otis: Did you just call me Tom?
Caddy & Olson: *Walk onto stage* We didn't get to say any of our lines!
Director: Just go back into position.
Otis: What the hell were you thinking not calling me sa pamamagitan ng my character's name?!
Chip: I'm sorry, it was an accident! They happen.
Elena: But he is right, you do petsa my character in every skit we have.
Otis: *Points at the director* Blame this c**t!
Otis: He got drunk, and thought there was a zombie panda, but he was just attacking a police officer!
Director: What does that have to do with what she told you?
Otis: You are making this ipakita go downhill, and we aren't even finished with season 1 yet!!
Director: This skit has gone into a complete disaster. We will try this again in season 2.
Chip: If there is a season 2.
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