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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case kraker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are you talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll ilipat his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit you could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's friend was at his apartment

parang buriko 72: Anthony? We have a problem.
Anthony: What sort of problem?
parang buriko 72: Your friend Jim didn't send any drugs.
Anthony: That lousy cunt. Get our entire mafia over here now. We've got a war to declare.
parang buriko 72: Yes sir, right away. *Walks away*
Anthony: I thought I could trust you Jim. Now you're going to die along with all of your friends, and everything else you like.

Meanwhile Gordon, and Case kraker were at the bowling alley

Case Cracker: So Gordon, we planin' on laying low for long?
Gordon: I don't think so. When they arrive, we just gotta be cautious. Jim will tell us about these guys tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Alright.

Soon, both ponies started bowling. sa pamamagitan ng the time the game was near an end, it was all tied up. So far, both of them got all strikes.

Gordon: Ok, don't foul this up *rolls ball down lane*
Case Cracker: *watches bowling ball hit the pins* YEAH! *Hoofbumps Gordon* You got eight man.
Gordon: I only need to get two madami to get a spare. *Rolls ball down lane, and sees the two pins go down* That's an extra turn for me.
Case Cracker: You better get another strike man.
Gordon: I'll see what I can do. *Gets a bowling ball, and waits for the pins to be set*
Case Cracker: *Watching Gordon*
Gordon: *Rolls the ball down the lane*
Case Cracker: *watches ball roll down lane in suspense*
Gordon: *Watching* I got seven. Alright Case. You gotta get a strike, and eight madami pins to beat me.
Case Cracker: *rolls ball down the middle of the lane*
Gordon: Ooh. This could be a strike.
Case Cracker: *watches the pins fall* Woahhh yeah!
Gordon: Now, just get eight madami pins.
Case Cracker: *Sees the pins being set, and grabs a bowling ball*
Gordon: I swear, if you don't get this-
Case Cracker: Shut up. Let me do this. *Rolls ball towards the right. It curves to the left, and knocks down nine pins*
Gordon: Case, you won. Nice job *hoofbump*
Case Cracker: *goes to staff* I got all strikes so I get my money back! *takes his money*
Staff: Fine now leave
Case Cracker: I will *goes outside the bowling alley*
Gordon: *Follows* Hey, that just reminds me. I got this letter from a mare this morning. She sinabi she lived somewhere in Russian Hill, and is saying she wants to meet me.
Case Cracker: A mare? What does she want to meet you for?
Gordon: I don't know. Perhaps she wants to ask me out on a date.
Case Cracker: Alright I'll leave you to your 'business'. I'm gonna go tahanan then.
Gordon: Yeah yeah, see you tomorrow.

Later, Gordon went to Russian burol to meet the mare that sent him the letter.

Gordon: *Gets out of his car, and waits*
Erica: *Walks to Gordon* Hello.
Gordon: Hi. You wouldn't happen to know about a mare that sent a letter to me, would you?
Erica: I sent you that letter.
Gordon: Oh, you did. Well I'm glad I received it.
Erica: Why don't we go somewhere madami private?
Gordon: Good idea.

They went into Erica's apartment. Everything seemed quiet at first. The kalye lights were getting brighter as the sky got darker, and cars were just sitting still like statues. Then, Erica's voice could be heard from outside her apartment.

Erica: Oh, yes! Yes! *Pants*
Ponies: *Waking up* What the hell is happening?
Gordon: We're having sex! Fuck off!!!

2 B Continued
 Anthony, Jim's "friend"
Anthony, Jim's "friend"
 Erica
Erica
posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. madala with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for mansanas Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking pasulong to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to you about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't you talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if you talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want you to know that I'm fine with you seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of music was created just a few years ago.

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The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of music are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a bass cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated sa pamamagitan ng anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, you haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

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When it was invented in the 80's, rap became popular for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of music is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was popular with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: susunod to dubstep, this is the best type of music to listen to. Why would...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. You have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have you ever played this game...
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While I was with Con, and Discord, bahaghari Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. You are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well you know what? If you won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...
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So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and bahaghari Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched sa pamamagitan ng Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican parang buriko 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican parang buriko 67*
Mexican parang buriko 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican parang buriko 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't you too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....
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posted by LightningHeartz
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do you want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what parang buriko would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I pag-ibig parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old puno house. The susunod araw only twelve ponies showed but boy did she ipakita them a good time!

After the party a puso with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
posted by Moon-Dust12
 Moon Dust
Moon Dust
Hello people

I have decided to give you all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!


Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named puno Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born sa pamamagitan ng Princess Luna.
Luna sinabi she found Moon Dust in the snow sa pamamagitan ng the kastilyo with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna sinabi she sensed great power from this filly. puno Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. puno Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a bahaghari mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named bahaghari Wing. sa pamamagitan ng then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted mga kabayong may sungay and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
 Luna
Luna
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: You didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that you can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, you are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Double Scoop pulled up sa pamamagitan ng the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a bisiro molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened or uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a parang buriko working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the parang buriko over there pagbaba the magazine, and some of his mga kaibigan were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The parang buriko pagbaba the magazine, walked away, and got to an kahel car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
As Aqua Marine and Pinkie Pie were hoofing their way to Sweet mansanas Acres, there was something going on in Canterlot, in Celestia's castle.

Golden Quill awoke with a start when someone was knocking on his kama room door. He rolled out of kama with a thump on the floor. He slowly crawled to the door and stood up. He opened the door and saw his magic teacher, Princess Celestia herself standing there. "What?" he asked irritably. "I've been knocking on your door for ages. Did you stay up half the night pagbaba those stupid romance novels again?" Golden Quill's face flushed a bright pink. "No, what...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine opened the door to her new house and peeked inside. Everything was dusty and old, and she sneezed. She stepped inside and looked inside. The furniture was simple, and about to fall apart. She slowly walked up the stairs that were leaning in, threatening to snap in two. She looked at the bed. All the kama was was an old kahel crate, with a scraggly blanket and an old pillow. "This is gonna take awhile to clean." she muttered to herself. She turned on the lamp and nearly screamed when she saw a dead daga right under her hoof.She slowly lifted her hoof, and tossed the daga out her window,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
An oras after the police parang buriko killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.

Police parang buriko 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are you doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police parang buriko 6: You better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are you doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do you feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no comment at the time.
Reporter: Why did you let him free?
Ricca:...
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posted by Canada24
At this point the changelings become almost as angry as Ditto and princess.

And so, anouther battle was set in.

Both Ditto and Celestia were very dangerous, but were also very outnumbered.

But that was okay, most of the changelings were weak, and easy to defeat.

Celestia containued knocking them out of the air with that spell, while they flew at her.

Ditto proved that, even with an injured ar, he is very skilled in hand combat, one of the changelings was even smashed against the kastilyo pader sa pamamagitan ng him.

The battle went on for quite some time, being one of the bigger ones.

Only one not fighting was Grimy,...
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