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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When you sinabi abandoned warehouse, what did you mean sa pamamagitan ng that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since you two are going to see it, you can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. You put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*
Jim: Excellent. We're here. *stops van* Load up the mga baril while I get dressed *Putting on uniform*
Case Cracker: *takes mga baril from warehouse and puts them in the back of the van. He keeps his pistol on him, concealed under the uniform*
Gordon: *Puts assault rifles in back of truck* Some of these have grenade launchers.
Case Cracker: Great, those will give us an advantage.
Gordon: Okay *Gets in back of van* We're ready Jim.
Case Cracker: *gets in back of van, prepared to leave*
Jim: *Drives backwards*
Gordon: You don't plan on driving backwards all the way, do you?
Jim: *Does Rockford turn* Nope. From now on, we're going forward.
Gordon: That's good. I thought you were going crazy, and decided to go backwards all the way to Oatland.
Case Cracker: *chuckles*
Jim: *Gets on the baya Bridge*
Case Cracker: ...
Gordon: What's the matter with you Case? You don't look too good.
Case Cracker: Ehh, nothing. Just thinking about something...
Jim: *Enters Oatland*
Gordon: Ah, good old Oatland. Too bad that these Rock Island bikers live here.
Case Cracker: *leers as the van passes a group of RIB members off of their trail*
Gordon: Get down *gets on floor*
CC: *gets down* why are we getting down don't we have their uniforms on?
Gordon: I found a penny.
Case Cracker: *Sighs, and takes Gordons penny away*
Gordon: What the fuck?!
Case Cracker: I thought it was important!
Gordon: It is important. Now give me that penny back.
Jim: Case, give Gordon his penny!
Case Cracker: *groans. Sets penny on the puwang between them*
Gordon: Thank you. *takes penny*
Jim: Okay, we're here.
Case Cracker: Great. *fixes pistol so it is concealed and comfortable*
Gordon: *Loads up grenade launcher*
Jim: *Sets up machine gun* Let's do this *Floors it towards a house*
RIB: What the fuck is this?
Jim: *Crashes through door, then backs up*

The house fell down, and all the Rock Island bikers came to kill the three stallions. There is another house susunod to the one Jim just knocked down.

RIB: Get them *shoots front window*
Jim: *shooting RIB's*
Gordon: *Gets out of van*
RIB 64: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *shoots RIB*
RIB 236: *Going towards Case Cracker*
Gordon: Case, look out!
Case Cracker: *Shoots the RIB before he could come close*
Jim: Come on, let's get inside.
Case Cracker: *Exits van*
Gordon: *opens door* Hello everypony.
RIB's: The mafia is here. Kill them.
Jim: *Shoots two RIB Ponies*
Case Cracker: *Shoots a RIB with a submachine gun*
Jim: There's twelve of them left.
Gordon: *Runs upstairs* This oughta be the last of them.
RIB 12: *Shoots at Jim
Gordon: Stay behind the wall. When they stop shooting, return fire.
RIB 12: Reloading *reloads gun*
Gordon: *shoots RIB 12* One down, eleven to go.
Case Cracker: *shoots 2 RIBs reloading* Got two. *hides behind pader for cover*
Jim: ilipat up *Goes towards RIB members*
RIB Members: *Running away*
Gordon: *Following Jim*
Case Cracker: *fires at RIB members, and follows the others*

All nine RIB's are hiding in a big room

Gordon: *Switches to grenade launcher* On my go, open that door. Ready?
Case Cracker: Yeah..
Gordon: Go.
Case Cracker: *bucks the door down*
Gordon: *shoots grenade*
RIB Ponies: *Die*
Jim: Great work.
Gordon: Hold up. *Counting bodies* There's supposed to be nine here. One of them escaped.
Case Cracker: Shit man! That window is open. *points over to an open window* Hold on..*uses tracking magic, eyes glow* Yeah, one of them has been through here. *ends spell*
Gordon: Quick, back to the van! *Runs to van*
Jim: *Following Gordon*
RIB 5: *Riding Motorcycle away from warehouse*
Gordon: *Gets in driver's seat*
Jim: *Sits susunod to Gordon*
Gordon: *Turns car around for Case kraker to get in*
Case Cracker: *gets in the van*
Gordon: *Floors it*
Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are you Pagsulat a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let you know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues Pagsulat letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* mga kabayong may sungay are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a tabing-dagat was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a parang buriko could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued susunod to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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I think I'm coming down with something. Been in kama a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..


SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....
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Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having you help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for you to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' parang buriko of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot susunod week! Which means she must have these outfits sa pamamagitan ng araw after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... You Nawawala me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in pag-ibig with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* You are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...


SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!


Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, or I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: You know.. Maybe you and I could be the susunod to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony at Celestia's kastilyo was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanyon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least you got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it you three sinabi you were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of bahaghari Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, bahaghari Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic ipakita

One day, bahaghari Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a mesa with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied sa pamamagitan ng chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a ulap of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real mga kaibigan don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope you don't mind, but I invited him over to have hapunan with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do you remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any pagkain for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in kreyn on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how bahaghari Dash told you to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are you doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on tuktok of this building with me, and she'll die if you don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have bahaghari Dash, and she's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The susunod day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the parang buriko world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't you heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless you keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get you there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...
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posted by karinabrony
I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My puso thudded. There was a new parang buriko at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....
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posted by Canada24
LATER THE susunod DAY!

"Sorry again for getting you kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. susunod time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold you too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded sa pamamagitan ng Ganger and his gang.

"Any of you know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger sinabi sadistically.

"You...
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