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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 15: Are You Sure About This?

Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for pagkain may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop pagganap like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors you have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created sa pamamagitan ng people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me ipakita you. *Changes the channel*

Recolors Are Dicks

Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword turned off the TV.

Master Sword: You see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.

Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*

After three minutos of running

Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right sa pamamagitan ng the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are you doing sa pamamagitan ng that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror. She was not as depressed as usual. She came out of the bathroom to go back to class. When she came out, there was a little daga on the floor. She gasped and got startled. Then she decided to pick it up. She looked at it's little beady eyes. She went back to the bathroom to get paper towels for the little creature. Fluttershy was in there too, making sure her little critters were okay. Fluttershy smiled at Black Rose. Black Rose got the paper towels. Then, she found a small cardboard box to put it in. She put the towels inside...
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posted by Canada24
MUCH LATER!

When Scootaloo gained conscience she remembered what happened and started getting scared, as she had no idea where she was, or what happened to the others.

As she nervously started pacing, she banged into something.

"Ow" groaned a familiar voice.

"Spike! Thank god!" Scootaloo cried, helping him up, and taking comfort in knowing she's not fully alone.

"Where do you suppose we are?" Spike asked nervously.

"I don't know.. But Spike, would it be weird if I you hug for comfort?" Scootaloo asked, frightenedly looking around.

"Not at all.. I could use the comfort as well" Spike said, hugging...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice's susunod part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby

Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*

Rice, and Clint estola a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.

Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are you doing?
Buddy: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do you still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....
"NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....
Third araw of the war it seems the Government of Ponyville gave our Military what they call /standard issued/ helicopters. Well i knew of them in magazines and newspapers but didn't know the Government would now supply so many to the Ponyville Military. once these hovering machines fell in the hooves of my best friend and commander she saw it as an advantage for earth ponies to use so they too could go from one battle front to another. Fourth araw we shipped out and since i couldn't fly yet i too was out on a helicopter. But since i was lieutenant it was the one in front of all the rest, And...
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The last solstice

Chapter 25: That fateful day



Now listen carefully, because I will only tell it once! I already told my sister in the past and now to you, but never again to anypony else! I wouldn’t tell this story for the third time even to the Creator herself!

Of course, my soul and body wasn’t always scarred and burned like this, once I was a proud parang buriko like you… my happiness was a beautiful kingdom, a dear sister and a faithful student…

Come with me into the past, and I will take you to that fateful araw which changed everything…

It happened long ago… so long nakaraan now. I was returning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: ipakita business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black tsaa into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to ilipat very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held sa pamamagitan ng Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both pag-ibig and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls bravo enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we sumali them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are you not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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 bahaghari in her own kart (the others were ibingiay their own to find Luna)
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they split up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, or not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first araw working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Hawkeye's engine
Hawkeye's engine
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new apoy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another parang buriko on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new apoy mare.
Coffee...
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posted by FlameMusical123
Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here you go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits susunod to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking you somewhere where you can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: You brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are you doing here? Oh wait! You work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought you were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...
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posted by applejackrocks1
An oras later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 minutos later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The susunod morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another parang buriko was killed sa pamamagitan ng Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his susunod move.
Captain: Listen up you two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell you that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if you can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope you can fix the door you destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while you get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed sa pamamagitan ng some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV ipakita I saw.

Next were three artikulo I posted which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...
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