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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are You Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for pagkain may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop pagganap like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors you have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created sa pamamagitan ng people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me ipakita you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: You see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
2 B Continued
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are You Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for pagkain may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop pagganap like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors you have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created sa pamamagitan ng people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me ipakita you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: You see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
2 B Continued