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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

bahaghari Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was madami like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

bahaghari Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To bahaghari Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
bahaghari Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahaghari Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
bahaghari Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
bahaghari Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
bahaghari Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
bahaghari Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
bahaghari Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a parang buriko that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, bahaghari Dash was not happy with me.

bahaghari Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
bahaghari Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
bahaghari Dash: I think we should ilipat back to the ulap house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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Awesome parang buriko pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the 2,100th artikulo on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks mansanas tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the books I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because you know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV ipakita called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a parang buriko in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, you don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. You gotta make sure...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

telebisyon shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the listahan is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop ipakita they liked, and here are the ang sumagot we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes you think I'd watch a ipakita about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ponies that work for the police pag-ibig their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for madami land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police parang buriko was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, or mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....

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magnum Force

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do you feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no comment at the time.
Reporter: Why did you let him free?
Ricca:...

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Why I think Diamond Tiara is underrated

posted by icemily42

I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her araw in and out.I know you guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and you guys are going to hate me madami saying this. If you think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when you think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know You guys hate me sa pamamagitan ng now so I'm ending the artikulo here.

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Wat:Episode One

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with kulay-rosas curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter balutin Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 5 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...

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Some Generation One ponies

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow parang buriko with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several kahel butterflies.

Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue parang buriko with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.

Minty

Minty is an green parang buriko with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey parang buriko with a kulay-rosas mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of kulay-rosas hearts.

Cotton Candy

Cotton kendi is a kulay-rosas parang buriko with a dark kulay-rosas mane. She has purple...

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Twilight's Student Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a great araw in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm madami powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, you will do as I say, or you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...

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bahaghari Spectrums desire to be a Wonder bolt.

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

Spectrum

Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired bahaghari Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I sinabi the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The araw came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her mga kaibigan sinabi I was the susunod element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!

Ivey

Sharp Winged

Gladys

Snowstorm

Rainbowdash

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have you been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did you check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...

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She's just Sew tired.

posted by BlackPetals

Bah... I just woke up. madala with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...

Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for mansanas Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.

.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking pasulong to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to you about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't you talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if you talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want you to know that I'm fine with you seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: You got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned sa pamamagitan ng two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than you my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of you to say Burt.
Bob: So what do you plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely ilipat back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of music was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of music are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a bass cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated sa pamamagitan ng anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Man, you haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became popular for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of music is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was popular with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: susunod to dubstep, this is the best type of music to listen to. Why would...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, or to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the sagot can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...