Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid sa pamamagitan ng your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's ilipat onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
mga kulay OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and you will tell me whether or not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are you sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
Pusa AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take gatas for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't you pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes you are. That is why you are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is paborito Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy music began to play.
Alex: I'm sure you two know who the muppets are. If you don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* You should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and you didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever sinabi that. Sean, let's see what you wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the tuktok of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid sa pamamagitan ng your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's ilipat onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
mga kulay OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and you will tell me whether or not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are you sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
Pusa AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take gatas for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't you pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes you are. That is why you are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is paborito Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy music began to play.
Alex: I'm sure you two know who the muppets are. If you don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* You should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and you didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever sinabi that. Sean, let's see what you wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the tuktok of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
Ever since July of last taon my MLP collection I just getting madami great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
bahaghari Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 bahaghari Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
bahaghari Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
bahaghari Dash
A sparkly maned applejack I got at kraker Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an Anime store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
bahaghari Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 bahaghari Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
bahaghari Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
bahaghari Dash
A sparkly maned applejack I got at kraker Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an Anime store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth pader humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the ipakita deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth pader humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the ipakita deleted
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