posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.
Boss: I trust you enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do you call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think you can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really. I'm giving it to you.
Boss: Yes, you. I want you to be 2nd in command for this company. You got what it takes. Plus, you arrived here before the others.
Larry: Well when do the others get here?
Boss: One of my workers that are filming our four employees tells me that they're now in Oregon.
Larry: Hey, wait a second. They were in the middle of Alicornia. How'd they get into Oregon so fast?
Boss: We skipped a day. My camera ponies tell me that Pierce Hawkins is in the lead. He's coming towards us, now in the town Woodland, using Interstate 5. Tom and the mare are still cruising together in the Cadillac. Tom got it repaired, and so far he's been using it ever since he left Los Angeles. They're about a few miles behind Pierce. Karl, the car jacker is now in Vancouver.
Larry: How did he get all the way into Canada? Doesn't he want to come here for the promotion?
Boss: Vancouver is a town just north of Portland. Speaking of Portland, that's where Bob is. After getting stuck in San Franciscolt he was able to steal another Oldsmobile. A white 1959 convertible.
Larry: That's good. For him, not the ponies he estola the car from.
Meanwhile in Woodland.
Tom: *Crossing the Lewis River*
Mare: We're almost in Seattle.
Tom: It's a little too far away to be almost.
Mare: I'm just so excited.
Tom: Haven't seen your mother in a long time, huh?
Mare: I really miss her. Plus I know you're going to get that promotion.
Tom: Well I am ahead of everyone.
No he's not. Pierce is!
Pierce: *3 miles ahead of Tom. He is passing through a town called Kelso*
2 B Continued