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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they pag-ibig a guy with name Adolf and surname staring with H and ending with R. (Yes... Brownies are ment to be there)

Communistic Brony - Pretty much all.

The artistic talented - Oh boy everyone loves their drawing even if its bad!

The non-talended story creator wannabe - Pretty much fanficion.net and artikulo section of fanpop. No harash feelings because I'm in it too.

The journalists - They will do great analyze about episode that no one will read.

Musicians - If you want that your music is parang buriko only related and lose fans after getting madami into other music (read : TheLivingTombstone) then good luck have fun.

Normies - They just watch the show.

Consumers - They read and watch and listi n to shit. God tank you for them.

Knight - He will defend community name sa pamamagitan ng feeding the trolls!

YouTuber - YTPs, Reactions and totally walang tiyak na layunin shit that people make in their little basements untill they hit episode 100 and lose time because iQuit. (Get the reference yourself ya lazy)

And madami and more.
pangkalahatang they are just bunch of stupid banter-telling people.

But really the community is filled with good people that are creative or talented. And there are Canadians. And I realize you can't make racist jokes about Canadians becaus they are not a race. Wait. We can MAKE EM one!


News!

I promise there will be news when this become a thing its only a pilot..


Really





I promise



What do you think!

So I had this idea of bringing bac k to life user of the week/month. But it would be allotted into cattegories for example : Best FanFicion writer - best picture poster - most friendly person on wall/overall.
Would be cool and dank like memes.
So what you guys think.




Short yes but there will be madami when shit gets viral but now its only a pilot


susunod episode : Ranting about OC's
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
The Cutie Mark Crusaders were grown up and things had happened. They got their cutie marks. mansanas Bloom started helping applejack buck apples. Scootaloo tried out to be a Wonderbolt. And for Sweetie Belle, well... You'll just have to listen and find out.


It was a nice warm and sunny araw in Ponyville, and everypony was doing everything they needed yo do. Study, buck apples, throw parties, take care of animals, fly, design. Eat muffins, etcetera. But for Princess Celestia! She had work to do! Celestia estola Sweetie Belle from helping Rarity with her designs. "Sweetie Belle." sinabi Princess Celestia....
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 The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him sa pamamagitan ng Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
It's a normal araw like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's paborito holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...

Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!

Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?

Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!

Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's paborito holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!

Lyra: You have never been pranked sa pamamagitan ng them before?

Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?

Lyra: Oh...It...
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posted by _Laugh_
Silver Tune walked to the lockers with Blue Beat. She could see in Blue Beat's eyes that he was very mad that Trixie finally appeared at school. Silver tune sighed.

ST: Don't worry about her, Blue Beat. Just ignore h-
BB: Do you know how hard it is to not worry about somepony who can probably kill us?!
ST: *groans* I'm pretty sure that'll never happen.
BB: Well, it could.
ST: But it's not.
BB: *rolls eyes*

Snow Flake and Coffee Crème trotted to their lockers. Silver Tune smiled."Hey guys!," she said. The two mares past Silver Tune and Blue Beat. Ignoring them. Silver Tune tiled her head.

ST: Guys...?...
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Blue Beat chuckled as he saw Silver Tune doing stupid things with her spoon. Coffee Crème rolled her eyes. She couldn't stand Silver Tune's foolishness.

CC: Silver Tune, darling. What on earth are you doing?
ST: Stuff. *balances spoon on nose*
CC: Stop being immature, Silver Tune. We're in school.
ST: I'm not immature. I just know how to have fun.
SF: Owned. Need some ice for that burn?
CC: Don't you dare start with those slangy phrases, Snow Flake.
SF: Fine.
BB: uy Silver Tune?
ST: *drops spoon* Shoot. Yeah?
BB: So you have nothing planned after school?
ST: Hmm.. Nope. Why?
BB: I was wondering...
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful araw in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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The susunod morning, Dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it sinabi Stallions only.

Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Waiter: *Stares*
Piano Player: *stops playing*
Everypony: *staring*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this parang buriko ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Dexter: Sure.
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me....
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