Fluttershy: All servants of reyna Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, you have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure you can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: You mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that you DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my mga kaibigan and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those mga kaibigan as you know them are not here
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, you have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure you can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: You mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that you DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my mga kaibigan and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those mga kaibigan as you know them are not here
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My puso is pure (her puso is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My puso is pure (her puso is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this