posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.
Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, or is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are you talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. You pollacks don't understand anything.
Dan: You Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's already getting dark outside.
Mirage: *Falls asleep*
Dan: Come on, wake up! *Nudges Mirage, but he stays asleep* Could it be because of-... What am I saying? That can't be it.
When Percy, and Jeff were fixing tracks in the train yard, they noticed the same thing with Mike.
Mike: *Walks over to Percy, and Jeff* Hello my friends.
Percy: Hi Gonzo.
Mike: I have something to ask you.
Jeff: What's on your mind Mike?
Mike: I, uh.... I forgot.
Mike: *Falls asleep, and lays on the tracks*
Nicole: *Blows the horn on her train as she comes towards the yards*
Percy: Oh no. *Goes to Mike, and pushes him off the tracks*
Nicole: *Stops, and leans out of the window* Is Mike okay?
Percy: He was never okay to begin with.
Percy: But something seems to be making him worse.
Mike, and Mirage were in Pete's office susunod morning.
Pete: Yesterday, I heard that you two fell asleep. Dan says that you fell asleep while you two were heading to Denver Mirage, and Mike, I heard that you fell asleep in the train yard, and nearly got hit sa pamamagitan ng a train.
Mike: I don't remember that happening.
Pete: Of course you don't. You can't remember anything.
Mirage: I'm terribly sorry. I guess we stayed up late when we were at the casino.
Mirage: Yes. A new casino opened up about two blocks away from here. I guess we stayed there a bit too long.
Pete: Okay, don't do it again, and watch out for yourselves. I heard some bad things about that place. They might try to take all of your money at once.
Mirage: We'll be careful. Won't we Mike?
Mike: What are we talking about?
2 B Continued