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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's you right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a daga inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is madami normal than chill life-

Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot madami Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!


--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.


The Heist - Overkill.

--

-later that day-

Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. daga sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. madami than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds madami British. And he is way madami smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and you think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info you will be arrested in your local supermarket while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also you are started to lack with money?
Joel - How you knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.


"Plan : Damien sits on tuktok of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."


:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:

Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How you know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.


:Safehouse:

Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast or something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what you need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if you steal right terminal and burn others I may alisin all the files about us. But first I have to make me a sanwits mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with you *grabs shotgun*
Joel - You don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!






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sa pamamagitan ng any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
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T.B.C
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can you tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell you my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved sa pamamagitan ng a bravo sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did you hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of tanong is that?

Saten:...
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added by Windwakerguy430
added by wae2131
Source: witness files
posted by Canada24
Since the stories were so popular.. I'm trying to make sequel to THE STORY OF DITTO:

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Ganger looked up as he was laying down, but the room was pitch black and all he sawglowing the figures, glowing eyes.

"Who are you!?" Ganger asked.

"It dosen't matter who I am. What matters is that nobody can find you, my friend" the voice said, evily.

"WHEN I GET OF THIS YOUR GOI-

"Afraid your not going anywhere darling" sinabi a newer voice, female this time, and the shadowy figure seemed the size of Celestia, maybe even bigger. And like the other figure,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
asno asno Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic bahaghari as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit sa pamamagitan ng Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking pasulong to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kama together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by StarWarsFan7
added by Tawnyjay
added by alinah_09
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Source: Veggie55 on DeviantART
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Source: Veggie55 on DeviantART
added by kitmolly123
Source: deviantArt Users
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