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Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: uy Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead parang buriko head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are you sure guys sure about this..

Saten: uy we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all mga kaibigan here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but you don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.. I just care for you, dosen't mean I'm over protective.

walang tiyak na layunin Pony: (innocently) Hi Starlight.

Saten: (angrily) BACK OFF CREEP! (throws bottle at him).

The walang tiyak na layunin Pony: (fearfully runs away).

(everyone stares at him).

Saten: ... Fine, I am.. But your so hot Starlight.. Surely "someone" would take advantage.

Starlight: It's only a kids ipakita Saten.

Saten: Still has adult references, especially with the current type of viewers.

Starlight: Fair enough.. But don't you have a girlfriend? Sure you should be flirting with me?

Saten: Don't worry, Trixie is okay with me flirting with other girls, just as long as I don't cheat on her, witch I don't.. Ever!

Starlight: Oh.. Well, alright then.

Derpy: (sees large statue of Spike) Is that Spike?

Spike: Oh, yep, it sure is!.. Now according to the ma-

Saten: Starlight: (purposely distracting him) Why is there a statue of you in the Crystal Empire?

Crystal parang buriko 1: Because Spike the bravo and Glorious saved all of us from King Sombra!

Crystal parang buriko 2: And then again during the Equestria Games!

Saten and Derpy: Shouldn't we keep mov-

Starlight: Really?

Crystal parang buriko 3: Really! [to Spike] Big fan.

Starlight: Um, when were you going to tell me about this?

Spike: Nah, it's no big deal.

Crystal Ponies: It most certainly is!

Starlight: That's it! We're not going anywhere until I get the whole story! (uses her magic to put Spike in a chair).

Saten: (in head) I think I'd rather die.

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Shining Armor: Before we go in, I should probably tell you. Seeing the baby might be a bit of a shock.

Twilight: Come on, big brother. I've met mga sanggol before. I expect meeting this one won't be any different.

Flurry Heart: (reveals to be an baby ailcorn, witch shocks the main six).

Twilight Sparkle: Of course, I could be wrong.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his apoy pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can you fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can you get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train susunod to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another parang buriko are in there with a German officer*
German parang buriko 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his apoy parang buriko to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, you had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted sa pamamagitan ng two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four minutos later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German parang buriko 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to kanselahin a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The araw Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: uy yourself. How are you feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case kraker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia parang buriko 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault riple and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. You have to get to L.A, and ipakita everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: You know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I pag-ibig you all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He sinabi he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't you think you had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are you a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* You okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped sa pamamagitan ng the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded sa pamamagitan ng other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong araw mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did you hear in the office when you tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, you caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, you know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time you even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got you that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? You seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the parang buriko visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to petsa her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be mga kaibigan with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* You tell her what you think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already sinabi that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their susunod assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* You cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger sinabi he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He sinabi you were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with you now, but if you keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have you fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson mga motorsiklo on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle susunod to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular araw at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutos of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing madami tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: You wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask you a question. What do you know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are you asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another parang buriko riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* bahaghari Dash sinabi there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious araw for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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