THE susunod MORNING:
Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a madami mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.
Saten: ... I'm really sorry.
Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.
Saten: Lot on my mind.
Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.
Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!
Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?
Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.
Narrator: His mga kaibigan were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red parang buriko smiled with joy in his eyes!
Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!
Trixie: ... Future wife.
Saten: Yeah, I see you being m-
Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.
Saten (annoyed): Just get out!
Squirrely: But you two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical pasko gift ever!
Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.
Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!
Saten (annoyed): We don't care!
Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.
Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.
Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.
Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.
Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on pasko Day.
Mousey: So soon!
Skunky: How delightful!
Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!
Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Saten: (annoyed facepalm)
Beary: But we got to have a manger.
Rabbity: Can you do it, guys. Can you build us a manger? Huh?
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.
Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..