You wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened madami than once. Here is a listahan of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: bahaghari Rocks. I can...

Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and sa pamamagitan ng the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car susunod to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help you with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minutos later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did you give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted you at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...

i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
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"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...

In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need madami money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having mga hayop fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if you lose, steal the money. Once you get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...

The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has madami good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....

The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just pag-ibig using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the trunk of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she sinabi it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...

Richard was inside a warehouse he owned at the docks. There, he kept the Plymouth he stole, along with a Corvette, and two Ferrari's.

Richard: *Looking at his list* Okay, sooner or later, I need to learn how to stop talking to myself. Well, I'll get to it, but first, I need to steal a Rolls Royce. I saw one parked in Ponyville, just before I got into this town. I hope I can find it.

Tim and kendi were patrolling Malpaso Avenue.

Tim: *Turning left onto Main Street*
Candy: Ooh, look at all those Porsches. *She sees seven 911 turbos, and a Cayenne*
Tim: That's nothing. You should see the Koenigsegg...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Suzanne went to talk to the road department.

Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like you to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on apoy after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright...

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another parang buriko joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Gordon, and Case kraker were being attacked sa pamamagitan ng the Mexicans, and Fillydelphians in the pizzeria on Mane Ashbury. They were walking in an underground passage searching for a ladder to climb up.

Gordon: *Finds a ladder* This is it. *Climbs up*
Case Cracker: *Follows upwards, not saying anything*
Gordon: *Slowly opens manhill, and whispers* They're looking away from us. Follow me. *Sneaks over to a big garbage bin*
Case Cracker: *Reloads his shotgun while following Gordon*
Gordon: *Reloads his Stoner 63*
Izzy: You two should come out now!!
Gordon: Idiots. The biggest idiots I ever met. *Points his...

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia parang buriko 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia parang buriko 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next araw

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a mesa watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do you like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about you two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...

Pierce just entered a town called kastilyo Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped sa pamamagitan ng the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think you were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an oras after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minutos ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...

After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case kraker were thinking about what to do next. They had no madami work, and had the rest of the araw off.

Gordon: So, what do you want to do, now that we've got the rest of the araw off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about you and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...

Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes Cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets you into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...

Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my paborito death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't ulat it though..

SOME TIME THE susunod DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: You shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did you do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY madami interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliba
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: You think you speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? You don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure you that no madami rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in segundo place with negative seventy...