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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary: *Writing on the chalkboard*
Maria: What are you writing?
Gary: I'm Pagsulat f**k Isis. They should just stop fighting everyone, and go f**k theirselves.
Audience: *Cheering*
James: You better erase it before Ms. Schultz comes.
Gary: She doesn't cum, she squirts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We got nothing to worry.
James: That's not what I meant.
Master Sword: *Arrives*
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: Hey, I'm substituting for your...
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posted by karinabrony
It was another plain night on the moon, where Luna was located. She sighed and said, ''Why couldn't I have been loyal to my sister? Why did she send me to the moon?'' She lied her head down and thought,''Why am I like this...''. She looked up to the stars and saw a constellation. It looked like Princess Celestia. A tear rolled down from Luna's eye, wanting to start over. Then she saw a shooting bituin go sa pamamagitan ng and wished,''I wish that I can reunite with my sister...''.

''Princess Celestia!'' One of the royal guards shouted. ''What is it?'' Princess Celestia questioned. ''Princess Luna is returning...
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posted by Edvine2
I've been around the block a few times when it comes to shit news. Up until now, I thought the passing of Davy Jones of The Monkees fame last taon was the worst I would have had to endure. Well, congradu-bucking-lations, Hasbro, for setting the bar lower than competitive taxidermy. You expect us to keep quiet about Derpy Hooves not being on the ipakita as a Where's Waldo-type character anymore?! No, motherbucker! I would rather watch every My Little parang buriko episode throughout every generation, in sequential order I might add, no matter how crappy the characters looked, in one long-ass marathon, then...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
His hoof was really hurting now. It. has been hours since she ran off. "Maybe I'll never find her.." He sinabi to himself. He slowly paced himself back to SugarCube Corner looking side to side, thinking he may find her. But no luck.~~~~~~~~~~~
He glanced at the counter. "Pinkie?". But she wasn't there. "Oh...she's not here...". Cheese started sobbing. What did he do wrong? He just didn't understand. Why? He thought. "Why, did she run off? Did I do something wrong? I just don't know!". His eyes were burning from all the crying. "Cheese Sandwich?". Cheese looked up. It was Pinkie. "Pinkie, why...
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posted by _Laugh_
Silver Tune shut her locker harshly, causing her books to fall. She groaned as she picked them up. The kampanilya rang. Silver Tune looked around and grabbed her back pack. She was walking downstairs and heard a whistle, which meant the buses were leaving. She gasped.

ST: Oh no! *runs*
Lily: Oh no you don't. *grabs ST*
ST: Lily, please! The buses are leaving!
Lily: Well, I'm hungry.
ST: So?!
Lily: Ehem. *points at ST's lunchbox*
ST: Ugh! Not today, I'm late!
Lily: I don't care. I want y-
ST: Fine! Take it! *throws lunchbox at Lily*
Lily: *catches it* Thank you.
ST: Now let me go!
Lily: Ooh, ya, no.
ST: What?!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the meeting, Jack decided to go visit Professor Something.

But at the professor's house

Professor Something: You poisoned me for the last time you rotten mare! *locks door*
Sally: No! Let me out of here!!
Professor Something: *Ignores Sally*
Jack: *knocks on door*
Professor Something: Who's there?
Jack: *opens door*
Professor Something: Ah, Jack Skellington, come in.
Jack: Thank you professor.
Professor Something: What brings you here on this fine day?
Jack: I need some tools for an experiment.
Sally: *hears conversation*
Professor Something: And what is the experiment for?
Jack: Getting rid of my...
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posted by Canada24
Once Ditto was able to catch up with what happened, he looked up to see the supposed attacker.

And saw a pissed bahaghari Dash growling at him, like an territorial dog or wolf.

"I should of known it was you! You miserable little weasel!" bahaghari angrily growled.

Ditto just laughed.

"SHUT UP!" bahaghari screamed, evening going as far as hitting him.

"How very lady like" Ditto mocked.

"I couldn't care less about any of that lady crap! I could hit you all I want!" bahaghari cried, still angrily.

"So could I!" Ditto cried, and headbutted her against the face, witch succeed in knocking the colorful pegasus off...
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posted by alinah_09
so this is the story of my OC's life...Snow Flake & Orion Stardust...but we go to the very beginning...the story of their parents

at Canterlot: Canterlot Flying Academy
"First day..." Winter Frost sinabi while flying to the academy

"hey!" another pegasus aproaches him,knocking him off a bit

"ooofff!" sinabi winter while rubbing his shoulder

"Oops,sorry" the pegasus sinabi helping Winter "name's Flame Hazard...i just transfered here and i was wondering if you could help me"

Winter sighed then began to speak "...my name's Winter Frost...and sure i can help you..we can even be friends..but watch where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the sea of Japan

Japanese sgt: How much longer until we get into Busan?
Japanese captain: Only 20 miles. The south koreans are going to need our supplies quickly.
Korean pilot1: juui ilbon-eo bae beonho 62557 , dangsin-eun bughan yeongto e chim-ib habnida.. (Attention Japanese bangka No. 62557, you are trespassing in North Korean territory.)
Japanese pony8: They found us! Get defense weapons ready!
japanese ponies: *load guns*
Korean pilot1: gong-gyeog junbi. (Get ready to attack)
Korean pilot2: gikkeoi. (With pleasure) *shoot boat*
Korean pilot1: *launches missile*
Japanese captain: Abandon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping a near death situation bahaghari Dash was taking a nap in a ulap when she heard some ponies talking.

Stallion 43: I found her!
Rainbow Dash: Oh shit
Stallion 35: Get back here Fluttershy!
Fluttershy: I don't want you to kill me.
Stallion 43: Well I'm sorry.
Fluttershy: Someone help!
Stallion 43: *hits Fluttershy* Shut up!
Rainbow Dash: I'll help you.

Dash followed the ponies toward a slaughterhouse which was where the stallions were going to kill Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: Oh my.
Stallion 35: Nice isn't it? Don't worry we'll have one of these nice new machines rip you in half.
Rainbow...
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The sun was sky high as the ponies below did things of all sorts of things. Score Heights opened her garahe where she made all of her gadgets and played video games. It was a Friday, and this is one of her free days, where she could do anything she wanted and not work. She walked to the side with all the wrenches, bolts, and inventions in progress. Wondering what she might do with all of them, she thought Screw it, I'll just start fresh! She pushed the other gadgets away and started a new one. She made blue prints for what she was making, and started building the legs for her defensive griffin....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I decided to see bahaghari Dash. Only problem was that i had to find her cloudhouse, which was harder then it looked. Eventually i found it, with bahaghari Dash taking a nap. I didn't want to wake her up or anything, but i wanted to race her badly. So i picked up my gun, shot a bird, and caught it, as if i was trying to save it. I had to throw my gun back in the car, then i caught the bird. I knew bahaghari dash was looking at me, but I'm not sure if she was impressed or not. She flies toward me, spots my car, and gets a little nervous. "You saved that bird," she finally says. "Yes i did. We should...
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bahaghari Dash, bahaghari Crash
bahaghari Flew away,
higher higher, up the sky and then she did the splits. YAY!

X2

Applejack, Applesnack
mansanas jumped away,
Up 'n down she went across and then she hopped away YAY!

X2


And then they ran away

YAY


bahaghari Dash, bahaghari Crash
bahaghari Flew away,
higher higher, up the sky and then she did the splits. YAY!

X2

Applejack, Applesnack
mansanas jumped away,
Up 'n down she went across and then she hopped away YAY!

X2

AND THEN. THEY. RAN. AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!




YEAH!!!!
.....
I woke up in my house, in my bed. I saw Angel happy to see I was awake. bahaghari and the other ponies was there, too. "What are you guys doing in my house?"

"Rainbow followed you to the Everfree forest", sinabi Twilight.

"And I saw you get struck sa pamamagitan ng lightning", sinabi Rainbow. "I was terrified." So after I flew back to Twilight's and got everypony together, we went back to the Everfree forest to bring you home."

"We we're awful worried 'bout you, sugar cube."

"Yeah", sinabi Rarity.

"Thanks girls. I'm so sorry I should've listened", I said.

"It's okay", they all said.

I smlied. I then noticed that my left wing was hurt a lot. "Did my wing get shocked my lightning?"

"Yep", sinabi Rainbow.

"I think it's time for a 'Get Well' party", exclaimed Pinkie Pie.

"I agree" sinabi Twilight.
.....
"And it was the best party ever."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Coffee Creme arrived at Cheyenne with a freight train. They saw the Sherman, but didn't know why it was there.

Gordon: *Thinks of a plan* It's here. Finally.
Coffee Creme: What is?
Gordon: My tank. I ordered it from a shipping company, and they delivered it to me at last.
Coffee Creme: You must be very rich if you can afford a tank.
Gordon: Right. *Stops train near entrance of train yard* We just have to back this up, and get the train into the yard.
Red Rose: *Switches track*
Gordon: *driving backwards into yard*
Coffee Creme: Stop so that the-
Gordon: Caboose is near the switch track....
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
"So why were you two at the spa today?" Twilight asked her kind and generous friends. "Don't you know, darling?" Rarity replied, "Today is me and Fluttershy's spa day!" Applebloom lay her head on the table. They were waiting for the food, since they had just got to the resturant, and Applebloom was getting bored listening to Twilight and Rarity drone on about the spa. She looked towards her left at Rarity, then to her right at Twilight. Then Rarity, then Twilight. Then Rarity, then Twilight. And so on. Then she looked across from her. Sitting there was Fluttershy, who was quietly sipping her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

It took three hours for the interchange to be repaired. sa pamamagitan ng the time the work was complete, it was time to go home. Everypony was inside a building sa pamamagitan ng Chimney Sweep's office, getting stuff from their lockers to bring home.

Jeff: We don't have that stuff on the Union Pacific.
Donovan: You should suggest this idea to your boss.
Jeff: I think I will.
Donovan: Good. One madami thing I wanna ask you. Where are you going to spend the night?
Jeff: I heard the Union Hotel had some vacancy. I might go there....
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: tuktok 5 Best Anti-Heroes

Nick: Hello and welcome to another episode of Comic Talk!

Sunset Shimmer: An Anti-Hero,a central character in a story, movie, or drama who lacks conventional heroic attributes.

Nick: These guys come a dime a dozen in comic books. Today we're going to make to listahan off the tuktok 5 Best Comic Book Anti-Heroes, starting now!

#5: Batman (Debut: Detective Comics #27, 1939)

Sunset Shimmer: You all probably know who Batman is. He doesn't act like regular superheroes, which makes him an anti-hero.

Nick: However, the reason Batman scores so low is that he really isn't all that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 1:36 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Ninety minutos ago, Jeff arrived in Jersey City on the airplane. Now, he was with the parang buriko that picked him up.

Jeff: How much further do we have to go?
LV Pony: Not that far. Three Bridges is right susunod to Ponyville. We'll just get on Highway 202, and get off once we enter Three Bridges.
Jeff: Who is my boss?
LV Pony: Chimney Sweep, but I should warn you, he has a very short temper.
Jeff: Do you like him?
LV Pony: Sort of. Sometimes, he can be an asshole. I ain't gonna lie to you about that.

Meanwhile...
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posted by Canada24
THE FOLLOWING DAY:

A many of you probably expected. The first thing Silver Spoon was tell people about Pinkie's "secret".

Among the first she told was Rainbo Dash.

Who, in case you forgot.

Servived the original spoof, since she never ate the drug covered cupcake, and none of the horrific events ended up happening to her.

But sadly, do to this fact.

Dash didn't believe a word of it..

DASH: (unconvinced) Uh huh.. Is it anything to do with the alien from last week?

SILVER SPOON: Hey. No one told ME that the mayor hired a bee exterminator!

ONE WEEK LATER

Twilight, worried about why Silver spoon would be...
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