Ahem.
Before you say "Bats is an awesome episode," yes, I know it is. It's beautifully animated and has a decent plot, plus a really good song. I don't hate it, but there's a few little things. I also loved Fluttershy being a vampire/bat. But it's only how the Mane 6,minus Fluttershy, acted that pissed me off. And this is only for the first part of the episode. (I didn't really care after the song) Now, without further ado, let's hear my thoughts.

3. Twilight Sparkle. Seriously, "Princess" Twilight, you're being a total jerk. Why not settle the argument sa pamamagitan ng just simply TALKING it out? Why not...

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese parang buriko 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese parang buriko 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do you want to know?
Japanese parang buriko 35: We want to know arr about why you have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose mga kaibigan with Discord, and he doesn't palaso anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like you guys, with death, slavery, and violence....

I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean:...

While me, and applejack were in the cooler, the other prisoners met sa pamamagitan ng one of the huts.

Sigmund: These guys mean business.
Volk: They really showed us who's boss.
Pablo: It's only the first araw Volk, relax.

Suddenly, two cars showed up sa pamamagitan ng the entrance to the camp. In one car, was three Nazis, and the other one had two changelings, and a pony.

Shredder: *Looking at cars*
Jade: Don't pay too much attention, they'll notice us.
Sacred Symphony: I'll go tell the princess. *Walks into hut*

Inside Gilda's office

Gilda: *Signing papers*
Changelings, and Nazis: *walk in*
Queen Chrysalis: *Puts suitcase on...

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the parang buriko Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to sumali their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend bahaghari Dash. They were sleeping when this all happened.

Nazi pilots: *flying...

Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up madami along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping you would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else you want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank you for your cooperation.
Michael:...

I tried to put all the characters here. Let me know which one is your favorite.

Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Princess Cadance
Spike
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Discord
Minuette
Lyra
Lemon Hearts
Twinkle Shine
Queen Chrysalis
Thorax
Tirek
Cozy Glow
King Sombra
Moondancer
Derpy Hooves
Sweetie Drops
Derpy Hooves
Doctor Whooves
Trixie
Daisy
Granny Smith
Golden Delicious
Big Mac
Pearbutter
Bright Mac
Applebloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Twist
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Babs Seed
Pip
Cranky
Matilda
Grogar
Spitfire...

Luster Dawn: [after listening to the story] "So, even though everything changed and you moved away from your friends, you didn't grow apart? And this is the Council of Friendship? That's what you're all doing here?"
Rainbow Dash: "Duh! This time every moon."
Applejack: [chuckles] "What she means is this is how we've been ruling together."
Rarity: "And how we've continued to face every problem and threat to Equestria over the years."
Pinkie Pie: "But mostly, it's how we keep in touch. No matter how busy life gets."
Twilight Sparkle: "Sometimes friendships can be hard, and it takes work to maintain...

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a burol in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, you three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*...

Song: link

Los Angeles, 1964

Jared: *In the bar with Saten & Tareq*
Saten: Well, thanks for a taon of covering for a dead nerd.
Jared: I heard Hayden gave you a hard time for the first two years.
Tareq: We got a new parang buriko starting after you leave tomorrow. His name's Brett.
Jared: Have you met him yet?
Saten: Nope.
Jared: Let me know what he's like when you do meet him.
Tareq: Sure.
Saten: Right now, you deserve a toast.

When the three stallions received their beers, they hit the glasses together, and enjoyed their drinks.

Next morning, Saten met Brett. They would be working together on the Super Chief....

Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, susunod to the auto shop.



Nikki: *Sees the parang buriko in his car* Enjoy that car while you can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the parang buriko racing her* You picked the wrong parang buriko to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...

-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - uy Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - uy Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...

The sky was starting to turn dark as bahaghari Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought madami guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back sa pamamagitan ng now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell you A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are you okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...

Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one araw I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of you are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! You can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...

Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of you must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling you would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased sa pamamagitan ng this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops susunod to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, you go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. You do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of you wanted to do it,...

Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their mga kaibigan about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did you get to sumali the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the araw the auction took place, it was...

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they pag-ibig a guy with name Adolf and surname...

Tim, and Julia interrogate the parang buriko in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He sinabi he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill you two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the kalye from the train station around 9 O' Clock....

Sean and bahaghari Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one madami thing we need. *Opens the trunk of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: You must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with bahaghari Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...