Dan: Yeah. I would shoot her, but that would just raise problems

Edwina: No shit. *Looks at a parking lot on the right* There's a Firebolt over there.
Zack: Perfect.

Dan: This seems to easy. What's the catch

Edwina: She just said she wanted a Firebolt.
Zack: I want to drive it. *Gets out of the car, and into the Firebolt*

Dan: How do we know this doesn't belong to a group of gangbangers who are gonna start shooting at us the second we touch this car. Honestly, this shit is to be expected by now

Zack: *Starts the car* Good question, but I don't give a fuck. Let's get outta here. *Drives the car, and leaves*
Edwina: Maybe it didn't belong to a gang.

Dan: I hope not (Follows Zack in his car)

Zack: *Gets off the highway, turns left, and goes onto the other side of the highway*

Dan: This was easy enough. Hopefully that annoying purple bitch will leave us alone

Edwina: I'm with you.

Dan: (Continues following Zack)

Edwina: *Looks at the gateway arch* Good to be back in St. L.

Dan: Yep

Edwina: *Turns on the radio*
Announcer: Japan claims to have the best cars ever, but we all know that's bullshit. Chevronet makes the best cars ever. Chevronet, the leader in cars.

Song: link

Dan: (Keeps driving)

I saw BTflash arguing with you. What's his problem?

Zack: *Turns off the highway, and heads for the airport*

(I honestly don't know. Something about him mentioning a book I never talked about once)

Dan: (Follows)

If he was a country, he'd be North Korea

Zack: *Passes a green light as he continues to the airport*

Oh, he isn't that bad.... At the very least, he's Somalia

Dan: (Keeps Following him)

Zack: *Arrives at the airport*
Twilight: *Watches Zack arrive with Dan, and Edwina*

Dan: I swear, that purple princess better appreciate this

Twilight: Very good work.
Zack: Thank you Twilight.
Twilight: *Gives Zack a dime*
Zack: Uh, is this a joke?
Twilight: No. I am moving into this city, and I need to save my money for my house.
Zack: You're a fucking princess!! You're a part of the government! Doesn't the government pay you shitloads of money?! You should have enough to give me at least five grand.
Edwina: *Shakes her head in disapproval*

Dan: (Oh, Jesus Christ)

Shining Armor: Watch how you talk to my sister.
Twilight: I do not appreciate you yelling at me. *Takes the dime back* Let's go Shining Armor. *Gets in the car with Shining Armor, and drives away*
Zack: This is bullshit!! I FUCKING HATE HER!!!!!!!

Dan: That makes two of us

Edwina: You better make that three. We need to talk to Ian about this.

Dan: Good idea

Zack: *Gets in Dan's car* That princess, does not deserve to be who she is!

Dan: Couldn't agree more

Zack: Get us out of here man. I want to get our money for the job we did for Ian. I know he won't fuck us.

Dan: Alright (Drives to Ian's house)

Edwina: This has been a pretty eventful day.

Dan: Seems so

Zack: Makes me wonder why Twilight would want to live here, of all places.

Dan: I wish I knew

Edwina: I'm clueless about it as well.

Dan: Well, lets just hope we don't have to see her anymore

Edwina: There's something else we have in common.
Zack: Same here. *Sees Ian's house* Almost there.

Dan: Good (Keeps driving until he reaches Ian's house)

Zack: *Waits for Dan to stop the car*

Dan: (Parks the car)

Zack & Edwina: *Get out*

Dan: (Gets out)

Ian: *Watches the three of them walking to his house* Ah, so good to see you.

Dan; you too

Edwina: We finished the job for you, but we have bad news.
Zack: Some pony made us get a car for them, and only paid us this!!! *Shows the dime*
Ian: What did this pony look like?

Dan: She's purple, has banes, and is an alicorn

Ian: Shit, you better not be talking about Twilight Sparkle.

Dan: ...... why?

Ian: She is a greedy attention whore, and once she meets you, she will make your life miserable.
Edwina: Goddammit! What do we do to get rid of her?!
Ian: Well first, we need to get rid of the Midwest Menace. The good news is that they're almost defeated. Once they're wiped out, we focus on getting rid of Twilight.