After my first araw of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV or shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.
Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first araw of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the apoy alarm
Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the apoy alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.
Carl: Uh-huh. Did you sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
continue reading...