Princess Cadence

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game ipakita wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure you that no madami rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in segundo place with negative seventy...

Hello again. This is my segundo artikulo here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that you look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an artikulo of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...

Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her balahibo or whatever horses have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: sa pamamagitan ng the way. You ever...

Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: You gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told you that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat you in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. you sinabi you wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...

At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see you now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do you know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an oras after we got married....