Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Laramie, Wyoming
Time: 9:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The baseball players told their coach about the ball landing on a train, and how they weren't able to catch it on time.
Coach: Okay, I don't have enough room in my station wagon for all of you, so let's call somepony to help us.
This is Catie. She is the baseball coach's ex-wife
Catie: *Hears her phone ringing, and picks it up, speaking in Russian* Privet? (Hello?)
Coach: Catie, it's me.
Catie: Oh great. What do you want?
Coach: I need you to come down here, and help us out.
Catie: What?
Coach: I said...
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