God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i ilathala it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful araw in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a walang tiyak na layunin gay thought suddenly popped up in her kulay-rosas head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of mga kaibigan is gay", Pinkie said...
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing Heartsong as Danielle DeVito Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme Tom Foolery as Gary Mortomis as Mr. Beddler Pleiades as oliba Master Sword as Tim and Annie as Edwina
No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.
Wheel Bearing: Why are we here? Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled. Audience: *Laughing* Wheel Bearing: What do you expect us to do? Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop. Employees:...