Anthro Flutters eating a cookie

The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if you let me drive this train, I will be the happiest parang buriko ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have you stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what you should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...

Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny araw when a parang buriko with a sniper riple was looking at a mare swimming. The parang buriko with the riple was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the tuktok of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an oras later, a parang buriko was walking. This parang buriko was known as Harry...

This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin hood was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, or alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police Nawawala them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...