1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. you attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when you have a lot to do.
3. you try to talk to toads
4. you and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. you make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow apoy will come out of your mouth
6. you burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. you wish you had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. you try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. you see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. you try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. you ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. you ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when you get your master's degree.
15. you try to use a apoy element jutsu when there's no light
16. you go hunt for Sasuke
17. you threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. you run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that you get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… you say “Believe it!” or “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. you think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… you have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… you cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and you say “Itadakimasu” before you eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don’t even have.
30. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun
31. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
35. You paint the Nine-Tailed soro selyo on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon soro trying to get out.
37. You wear a dyaket in the middle of the summer.
38. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. You give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
43. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled sa pamamagitan ng the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. You trade in your paborito hat for a forehead protector.
45. You dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. You get a tattoo of a cursed selyo on your neck.
47. You don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re palamigan and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or pangkalahatang just become rather excited.
50. you say naruto quotes
51. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
52. You try to make pairings between characters.
53. You try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. You throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. You carry puppets with you.
56. You call your group of mga kaibigan a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. You wear a gigantic black balabal with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade
61. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
64. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto pagtitip. and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. You spy on girls and call it research.
67. You try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. You carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Hapon on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
71. You refuse a petsa because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
72. You have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to selyo a whole in a pader with it.
74. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the susunod manga chapter.
75. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the susunod episode.
76. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your mga kaibigan names and your not Japanese.
78. You follow somebody tahanan and when they ask you why, you tell them it’s part you mission.
79. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass sa pamamagitan ng here earlier?”
80. You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. You start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. You try to sign a contract with blood.
84. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats,
and when you can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no
Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other mga kaibigan who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this listahan as well
94. You take your time pagbaba all of this
95. you try to kill your best friend because you want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. you yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. you start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. or manga chapter to ur parents or a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. you break your hand sa pamamagitan ng smashing it into a pader screaming: RASENGAN!