1. tell him his hair is lopsided
2. tell him hes old
3. give him "just for men" for his birthday
4. replace his mask with a kulay-rosas one
5. stick a "glomp me" sign on his back
6. tell ppl you saw him and gai hugging
7. wisper to him "I know you secret." and wink at him and walk away smirking
8. write him a pag-ibig letter signed Tsunade
9. video his reaction to the pag-ibig letter
10. tell him Asuma, thinks hes gay
11. follow him all araw randomly screaming "BELEIVE IT!" at the tuktok of your lungs
12. follow him humming the james bond toon
13. everytime he hides on a mission wisper "secret agent man <3 "
14. if he hasnt killed you sa pamamagitan ng now, tell him he hits like a genin
15. Charge at him saying "Stop! my mommy says u owe me child support!"
16. ask him if he only reads cuz he has no pag-ibig life
17. Smile and wave every five minutos at him until he says "WHAT?!"
18. kick him and run away
19. when he blocks ur kick, fall down and start to cry, "child abuse!"
20............
steal his book.