1.(When Nessies a teenanger)When Renessmee and Jacob come tahanan from school and get out of Edwards sight,Picture Renessmee making out on Jakes bed. Then look at him and say "Oh isnt pag-ibig beutiful?".
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would pag-ibig to sumali them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a kulay-rosas tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive you to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if you could drive any slower, a suso would be able to pass you."
4.Ask Bella how she could have ever chosen Edward at all while he is a cold, stalking freak, and while a hot, cuddly and cute werewolf was around aswell. When she says she loves Edward madami start laughing (take emmett as a exsapel for that)then say "yaaaaahhhhhh sssuuuurreee" make sure Edward overhears it all.
5.Throw a party (overday) and run towards Edward. Ask him to stand in as a dicso ball cos the storage ran out.
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would pag-ibig to sumali them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a kulay-rosas tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive you to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if you could drive any slower, a suso would be able to pass you."
4.Ask Bella how she could have ever chosen Edward at all while he is a cold, stalking freak, and while a hot, cuddly and cute werewolf was around aswell. When she says she loves Edward madami start laughing (take emmett as a exsapel for that)then say "yaaaaahhhhhh sssuuuurreee" make sure Edward overhears it all.
5.Throw a party (overday) and run towards Edward. Ask him to stand in as a dicso ball cos the storage ran out.