Girl, I see it in your tweets, your a directioner,
Cause your the 11 taon old who sells cookiesssss,
Your tweets tear you apartttt,
And girl, what a mess you made upon your cyber lifee,
No parent in the world deserves this,
Yet here you areee,
Selling girlscout cookiesss,

Can you fallll,
One madami timeeee,
Stop the videoooo,
And rewinddddd,

Ohhh,
And if you alisin your twitter,
I know we’ll celebrate,
Cause there is nobody elseeee,
As screwed up as youuuuu
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuuuu,
Ohh as youuuuuuuuuuu,
Heyyyy,

Now girl I hear it in your cries and how it trembles,
When you scream for your mom’s helpppp,
She doesn’t careee,
You’ve almost sold sixty boxesss,

And your head speaks louder than your wordsss,
And your about to break from all you’ve heardd,
But don’t be scared,
Directioners ain’t goin nowhereee

We’ll be hereee,
Watching that videoooo,
Laughing and smilinggg,
Oh and rewinddddd,

But if you alisin your twitter,
I know we’ll celebrate,
Cause there is nobody elseeee,
As screwed up as youuuuu
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuuuu,
Ohh as youuuuuuuuuuu,

Oh girlll, can you fall one more, one madami time,
One more, one more, can you fall,
One more, one madami time,
I’ll keep rewindinggg,
One more, one more, can you fall,
One more, one more, can you fall one madami timeee,
I’ll keep rewindingggg,

Cause nobody’s as screwed up as youuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuu,
Ohh as youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

As screwed up as youuuu,
As youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
As screwed up as youuuuuuuu,
Oh, as youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.