1. Suzanne
I adore this woman. She's hilarious. Right off of the bat, Suzanne made the ipakita worth watching; in fact she's what got me hooked on the show. Like she doesn't give a fuck. Not even gonna lie I lol'd a bit when she peed in front of Piper. Like I did not see that coming. I quiet enjoyed her backstory as well. She was very adorable as a child and it was hard to watch her try to get along with the other kids. Like I was the person at the sleepover who would tell the dragon story lol. Suzanne is a complex and interesting character.
2. Tasha
Tasha is super hilarious. I really pag-ibig her general attitude. She's just such a fun character and I think her dynamic with Vee is interesting. She seems like a really smart girl but she was just beat down and never ibingiay a chance and that's what makes her an intriguing character. Plus she's a tagahanga of Harry Potter and Planet Earth so she's great in my book lol.
3. Nicky
Nicky is another fun character. I don't know, there's just something about her that I love. I think that a lot of it is that she reminds me of a few characters I love; a mix of Jadis & Morgause appearance wise and Bellatrix & West personality wise. The girl's got a sense of humor for sure and her wild sex drive makes me lol every time. I was also fond of her backstory as well. She's another very sympathetic character in my opinion.
4. Tricia
I probably relate to her the most. She seems like a girl who just seems to not have any luck. Whether she wanted it or not trouble always seemed to find her. She seemed like a very genuine and good girl at heart. She really was doing what she needed to do to get by; and the fact that she had an entire book dedicated to making sure that she could pay everyone back for the things she estola was very fascinating. Tricia's story was just all around tragic and deep and I loved her as a character. She seemed like a real sweetheart.
5. Red
What can I say, I pag-ibig this badass Russian. Like she is a boss asno bitch! Her back story had to be the most hilarious in my opinion. From episode one I loved her because she just knew how to run the place. She got bumped up from just being an honorable mention for what she did to Pornstace. Red is truly amazing.
Honorable Mentions: Flaca and Boo.
Honestly it was even harder to pick a least paborito because I pretty much liked everyone. But there were a few characters that got under my skin;
1. Pornstache
Seriously, fuck this guy. He's awful.I hated him right from the get go. He's a creep and an asshole. He pees in pagkain and constantly whips his basura out and tries to use it as a weapon. He's a pervert and a liar and is on a wicked power trip. But madami than anything I hate him for *spoiler* getting Tricia killed. Hate this guy very, very much.
2. Aleida
I really, really didn't like her in the beginning. The way she treated Daya was awful. And her other children too. Like when the littlest child came to visit her and told her about a craft she made, Aleida just started yelling at her like; "if it's not even here then Idgfa." She only seemed to care about her man for a good while and I had no respect for her. Granted, I think she is getting better currently.
3. Healy
This guy is a horny douche too. I don't really care for Piper, but the fact that this crusty old dude locked her away in solitary confinement because he was jealous was just creepy to the highest level. And then he has the audacity to 1.) break her marriage up and 2.) completely ignore her when she was getting attacked. All because he wanted in her pants. Nah, this guy can wank off too.
4. Larry
Tbh I think this guy is rather selfish. I don't know there's just something about him that I don't like. He took Piper's situation and made it about him. He goes out on this woe is me bit as if he's got it so hard while his fiance is getting death threats and people like Healy creeping on her. He's not a very supportive fiance and he seems to lack understanding. I don't think he realizes that it's damn near impossible to go through a situation like prison and come out unchanged. He gets made at her for lying but can't even come out with the fact that Alex was the one who sold Piper out. Plus he kind of a boring character anyhow.
5. Tiffany
Honestly, this girl was just hair-tearingly annoying at times. Like I am a Catholic and seeing her talk about the lord was just cringey. And I think that, that was the point; to ipakita the irony of a Christian in prison and lecturing people as if she had the moral high ground. Her voice kind of annoyed me too. In general the way she went around treating people like Sophia, Boo, Nicky, Piper, and Alex was just -__- and (again) cringey.
But even despite all of that I ended up feeling kind of bad for her (after she got locked in the psych ward part of the prison) so I don't even know if I dislike her anymore. And she is kind of funny at times. I think she's madami of a rollercoaster character--someone who I don't know how I feel about yet.
