Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My music box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player.

Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer!

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice but to modulate your voice because everybody must sing!

Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble!

Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble!

Kowalski: Like Broadway, but involuntary!

Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary!

Kowalski: And if you're out of key-

Blowhole: The last thing you will see-

Kowalski: Is this mutant talent judge-

Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge!

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice, so raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing!

Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!

Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-gu-win!

Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolph-er-in!

Blowhole: We have to think fast!

Kowalski: Before the sonic blast!