Runescape
It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one ibong dagat would disagree with you right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.
"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" sinabi Kowalski.
Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what you may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind the fact that Kowalski was locked up in his lab all night on Saturdays. But he has wondered what he does in there. But Skipper being a, somewhat nice guy, lets Kowalski be and do what he does.
However, later on during the night, around 9:30, Skipper heard a loud noise.
"Die! Die! Die you beast! Die!" yelled Kowalski from his lab.
"What the duce?" yelled Skipper, "Okay that's it! I'm going in there to see what Kowalski is doing."
Skipper went to the door to open it but it was locked. Rolling his eyes, Skipper grabbed Rico, put a helmet on him and used him to break though the door. With on hit, the door came crashing down.
"Thank you Rico, your needed no longer." Skipper said.
"Yup, yup!" Rico yapped.
Rico waddled away. Skipper walked in the lab staring at Kowalski, who was still playing on his laptop.
"Kowalski!" Skipper shouted.
"Not now, Skipper! If I defeated this level eighty-seven demon I'll level up to level eighty!" sinabi Kowalski.
"Kowalski you're not even pressing any buttons, you're just watching."
"Well duh! Everyone knows in Runescape all you do is click on something and your character will do the rest. GOSH!"
"Is this what you been doing every Saturday night?"
"Yeah, Skipper! This game is as fun as finding out how many miles are on this Earth!"
Skipper waddled to Kowalski and watched his game play. He saw a human in a blue wizard costume shooting fireballs at a giant red demon. After a few hits, the demon reached zero health and died. Kowalski won and he jumped for joy.
"Huzza! I defeated the Lesser Demon!" sinabi Kowalski.
"Kowalski this game is going has gone a bit too far to your head." Skipper said.
"Sir, assure you this game has gone to my head."
"Then why are you dressed like a wizard?"
All of a sudden Kowalski is wearing a wizard costume with a big white beard and holding a big stick. "It helps me focus when I play."
"Oh Kowalski, what am I going to do with you?"
Just then Brandon (my OC) pops from nowhere, "You can send him to the spider-monkey habitat. Those monkeys know how to rock!"
"Brandon, what are you doing here?"
"Oh I was just in the neighborhood, walking by, wanting to say that the San Francisco Giants are better then the New York Yankees."
"Shut up your Giants fan!"
I won't! So anyways, what's up ibong dagat dudes?"
"Nothing, just Kowalski playing his stupid game."
"Its not stupid," sinabi Kowalski. "Its Real, Uber, Nice, Epic, Sweet, Cool, Awesome, Pwnage, Epic!"
"What?"
"Oh my gosh, you Noob. It's what Runescape stands for! GOSH!"
"No way!" sinabi Brandon. "You play Runescape?"
"Yeah!"
"Me too!"
"Oh no…" sinabi Skipper.
"Brilliant! What level are you?"
"I'm a level eighty-eighty Elite Black Knight."
"Wha- you're a member?"
"Yeah man!"
"How you get membership?"
"I used Alice's credit card."
"Awww, I should of thought of that!"
"I bet you can't beat me."
"I challenge you to a duel!"
"Duel accepted!"
"I'm surrounded sa pamamagitan ng nerds." Skipper said, with a face-flipper.
Brandon rushed over to get his laptop and came back to the Penguins' HQ with it. He got on his account and went to the Duel Arena with Kowalski to battle him.
"Skipper can you be our introduction announcer?" asked Brandon.
"Your kidding right?" asked Skipper."
"No, I'm serious! It will make this duel even madami epic!"
"Fine. In this corner we have nerd number one, Kowal-"
"No, Skipper! You need to call us sa pamamagitan ng our usernames!" sinabi Kowalski.
"I don't even know you usernames."
"Mine is, RespectTheScience."
"And mine is Bzgamer." Brandon said.
"What does Bz stand for?"
"I have no idea."
"Ugggh. In this corner, we have nerd number one, RespectTheScience. And in his corner, we have nerd number two, Bzgamer. Woo…. hoo."
Brandon and Kowalski started to play against each other, while Skipper left the room. Kowalski started the battle sa pamamagitan ng using Wizard spells on Brandon but Brandon didn't get hurt as much as he rushed at Kowalski to attack him with his Two-Hand Sword. But of course, they are just clicking on a computer and not really doing it. They are just watching and cheering on.
After minutos fighting, err, I mean clicking, both hayop ng oter and ibong dagat were down to their last percent of health. Both of them, cheering on for their characters like the nerds they are! But then, Kowalski's character was able to hit Brandon's and he won the duel.
"Yeah! I won!" sinabi Kowalski.
"Nooo! I shamed my Black Knight brothers!" sinabi Brandon.
"Aw yeah! I'm ultimate wizard! No one can beat me!"
But then out of nowhere, an palaso came and hit Kowalski's character, which killed his character.
"What the French Toast?"
"And that's how to play the game!" sinabi Skipper.
Yes, Skipper. Turns out he's a Runescape nerd as well!
"Skipper, You play Runescape?" asked Kowalski and Brandon at the same time.
"Yup! Had this account for six years but forgot I had it."
"What level are you?" asked Kowalski.
"Ninety, and no one has beaten me yet."
But then, a walang tiyak na layunin character came up to Skipper. It was female character with no armor, short shorts, a tuktok on, and a whip in hand.
"See, even in the video games I get all the ladies." Skipper said.
All of a sudden the female character hit Skipper's character with her whip and killed him in one hit. "Cheese and Crackers I just died!"
"Ha-ha! The master got owed!" sinabi Brandon.
"Who killed you, sir?" asked Kowalski.
"I don't know."
All three of them looked at Skipper's laptop to see what was the character's name. Their eyes widen when they saw the username…
"Marlene_Otter?" They all sinabi at the same time.
~Alice's Office~
Marlene is on the computer, and she's dancing and singing.
"Oh yeah! Aw-huh! Say what? What? I just owned another noob!" sang Marlene.
The End
It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one ibong dagat would disagree with you right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.
"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" sinabi Kowalski.
Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what you may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind the fact that Kowalski was locked up in his lab all night on Saturdays. But he has wondered what he does in there. But Skipper being a, somewhat nice guy, lets Kowalski be and do what he does.
However, later on during the night, around 9:30, Skipper heard a loud noise.
"Die! Die! Die you beast! Die!" yelled Kowalski from his lab.
"What the duce?" yelled Skipper, "Okay that's it! I'm going in there to see what Kowalski is doing."
Skipper went to the door to open it but it was locked. Rolling his eyes, Skipper grabbed Rico, put a helmet on him and used him to break though the door. With on hit, the door came crashing down.
"Thank you Rico, your needed no longer." Skipper said.
"Yup, yup!" Rico yapped.
Rico waddled away. Skipper walked in the lab staring at Kowalski, who was still playing on his laptop.
"Kowalski!" Skipper shouted.
"Not now, Skipper! If I defeated this level eighty-seven demon I'll level up to level eighty!" sinabi Kowalski.
"Kowalski you're not even pressing any buttons, you're just watching."
"Well duh! Everyone knows in Runescape all you do is click on something and your character will do the rest. GOSH!"
"Is this what you been doing every Saturday night?"
"Yeah, Skipper! This game is as fun as finding out how many miles are on this Earth!"
Skipper waddled to Kowalski and watched his game play. He saw a human in a blue wizard costume shooting fireballs at a giant red demon. After a few hits, the demon reached zero health and died. Kowalski won and he jumped for joy.
"Huzza! I defeated the Lesser Demon!" sinabi Kowalski.
"Kowalski this game is going has gone a bit too far to your head." Skipper said.
"Sir, assure you this game has gone to my head."
"Then why are you dressed like a wizard?"
All of a sudden Kowalski is wearing a wizard costume with a big white beard and holding a big stick. "It helps me focus when I play."
"Oh Kowalski, what am I going to do with you?"
Just then Brandon (my OC) pops from nowhere, "You can send him to the spider-monkey habitat. Those monkeys know how to rock!"
"Brandon, what are you doing here?"
"Oh I was just in the neighborhood, walking by, wanting to say that the San Francisco Giants are better then the New York Yankees."
"Shut up your Giants fan!"
I won't! So anyways, what's up ibong dagat dudes?"
"Nothing, just Kowalski playing his stupid game."
"Its not stupid," sinabi Kowalski. "Its Real, Uber, Nice, Epic, Sweet, Cool, Awesome, Pwnage, Epic!"
"What?"
"Oh my gosh, you Noob. It's what Runescape stands for! GOSH!"
"No way!" sinabi Brandon. "You play Runescape?"
"Yeah!"
"Me too!"
"Oh no…" sinabi Skipper.
"Brilliant! What level are you?"
"I'm a level eighty-eighty Elite Black Knight."
"Wha- you're a member?"
"Yeah man!"
"How you get membership?"
"I used Alice's credit card."
"Awww, I should of thought of that!"
"I bet you can't beat me."
"I challenge you to a duel!"
"Duel accepted!"
"I'm surrounded sa pamamagitan ng nerds." Skipper said, with a face-flipper.
Brandon rushed over to get his laptop and came back to the Penguins' HQ with it. He got on his account and went to the Duel Arena with Kowalski to battle him.
"Skipper can you be our introduction announcer?" asked Brandon.
"Your kidding right?" asked Skipper."
"No, I'm serious! It will make this duel even madami epic!"
"Fine. In this corner we have nerd number one, Kowal-"
"No, Skipper! You need to call us sa pamamagitan ng our usernames!" sinabi Kowalski.
"I don't even know you usernames."
"Mine is, RespectTheScience."
"And mine is Bzgamer." Brandon said.
"What does Bz stand for?"
"I have no idea."
"Ugggh. In this corner, we have nerd number one, RespectTheScience. And in his corner, we have nerd number two, Bzgamer. Woo…. hoo."
Brandon and Kowalski started to play against each other, while Skipper left the room. Kowalski started the battle sa pamamagitan ng using Wizard spells on Brandon but Brandon didn't get hurt as much as he rushed at Kowalski to attack him with his Two-Hand Sword. But of course, they are just clicking on a computer and not really doing it. They are just watching and cheering on.
After minutos fighting, err, I mean clicking, both hayop ng oter and ibong dagat were down to their last percent of health. Both of them, cheering on for their characters like the nerds they are! But then, Kowalski's character was able to hit Brandon's and he won the duel.
"Yeah! I won!" sinabi Kowalski.
"Nooo! I shamed my Black Knight brothers!" sinabi Brandon.
"Aw yeah! I'm ultimate wizard! No one can beat me!"
But then out of nowhere, an palaso came and hit Kowalski's character, which killed his character.
"What the French Toast?"
"And that's how to play the game!" sinabi Skipper.
Yes, Skipper. Turns out he's a Runescape nerd as well!
"Skipper, You play Runescape?" asked Kowalski and Brandon at the same time.
"Yup! Had this account for six years but forgot I had it."
"What level are you?" asked Kowalski.
"Ninety, and no one has beaten me yet."
But then, a walang tiyak na layunin character came up to Skipper. It was female character with no armor, short shorts, a tuktok on, and a whip in hand.
"See, even in the video games I get all the ladies." Skipper said.
All of a sudden the female character hit Skipper's character with her whip and killed him in one hit. "Cheese and Crackers I just died!"
"Ha-ha! The master got owed!" sinabi Brandon.
"Who killed you, sir?" asked Kowalski.
"I don't know."
All three of them looked at Skipper's laptop to see what was the character's name. Their eyes widen when they saw the username…
"Marlene_Otter?" They all sinabi at the same time.
~Alice's Office~
Marlene is on the computer, and she's dancing and singing.
"Oh yeah! Aw-huh! Say what? What? I just owned another noob!" sang Marlene.
The End
the susunod mourning.
Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.
Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?
Skipper: I saw something it looks like a bangka it maybe our last chance to be rescued!
Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the bangka stop and its turning towards us!
Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!
someone on the bangka was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the bangka in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.
on the boat.
Skipper: when did you learn to speak Spanish Kiva?
Me: internet why?
Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.
Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.
The End
Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.
Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?
Skipper: I saw something it looks like a bangka it maybe our last chance to be rescued!
Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the bangka stop and its turning towards us!
Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!
someone on the bangka was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the bangka in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.
on the boat.
Skipper: when did you learn to speak Spanish Kiva?
Me: internet why?
Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.
Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.
The End