Penguins of Madagascar Article: ibong dagat Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

daga King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be mga kaibigan than to own friends..."

RK: "What are you doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with our arms!!"

*RK attempts to hit Leonard but misses*

*Leonard pops up behind RK*

Leonard: "Peekabooooo!"

RK: "AAAAAAAAH!"

Skipper: "...Kowalski...Analysis..."

Kowalski: "It appears Leonard's lunacorn conditioning worked a little...too...well..."

Leonard: "Me & you, we're gonna be besties! Forever!"

RK: "Retreat!"

Leonard: "Forever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."

*Leonard chases RK & the little daga minions*

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: "...*sigh*...Where's Leona--"

*RK runs sa pamamagitan ng with Leonard chasing him*

Leonard: "...& ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."

RK: "AAAAAAAH!"

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: *sees Leonard a few feet away from him*

Leonard: *on the ground snoring*

Director: "Aw! Not again!

3 hrs. later...

New Leonard: Take 57

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: *on cell phone* "No! I told you not to buy a floral arrangement for my centerpiece!!
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Yesterday! I told you that yesterday!
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Yeah!? Well same to you!
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Yeah, I pag-ibig you too, ma."

3 madami hrs. later

New Leonard: Take 148

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: *Leonard hugs him tightly* "What do you think?!"

Mort: *jumps in front of camera* "Hi mom! I'm on TV! La la la la la la laaa!"

Director: "OH COME ON!"

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27Kowalski ^Agree! Another great Blooper! XD

LeonardFan Yay finally got to read this after two months XD

peacebaby7 ^Yayz! XD Hope it was satisfactory for you! :D

LeonardFan You bet it was XD

peacebaby7 ^Yayz again! XD

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Goodbye, Men (chapter 1)

posted by Gumball17

Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do walang tiyak na layunin stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by mostar1219

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If you wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt you guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 2

posted by mostar1219

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the serbesa for the fuel or for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making madami progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: You can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes sa pamamagitan ng the penguins' car and the window is down)...

Back to the Denmark! chapter 1: a lie and lie

posted by andresandru

skipper and his palls sat at their beds, they just had arough araw they fught with each other, but Skipper was alert, like always, thenb, he could hear someone knocking the door, or the fishbowl, he runned towards the enter, he hoped to see a lemur and hayop ng oter or even Mandy, but what he saw was something that ruined his happiness: Hans the Denmark puffin.

"Hans?!"

"hey Skipper, I need your help, could you come out here?"

"why should I?"

"because last time we met I didn't try to kill you?"

"maybe because you were fighting androids?"

"look, I changed, and I have a deal!"

"a deal was what made me public...

bituin pengs chapter 4: skyhigh fight

posted by andresandru

Skipper's sense of adventure rised, he always wanted to be on a sky-high fight,

and his dream was finally coming true! He looked for any button, he finally saw one with wings,

after activating it he heard the voice of the computer

"deploying wings" Skipper moved what seemed to be a manuver lever, he saw one, and pressed the big

red button in the tuktok of the lever,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the ship was destroyed sa pamamagitan ng the missle Skipper shoot, suddently a voice came

"help! they're on me!" it was marlene,

Skipper wasn't an idiot, maybe he could gain her atention through the classic one: heroic accion!

"don't worry,...

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Bringing Music to Life (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging sa pamamagitan ng the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...

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The ibong dagat massacre V.1

posted by chatterbox55

the petsa is august 25,2009 the araw started out as usual for the penguins private on the other hand has been pagganap very odd so the vet decided to put private on happy pills....

skipper:you know kowalski private hasn't been pagganap the same ever since he went on those pills.

kowalski: i agree with you skipper he's been pagganap very very odd you know i've caught him talking to a pader when his alone.

skipper:really?

kowalski:yeah and he's been saying some odd words too.
(private comes into H.Q. all bloody)

skipper:private are you okay?

private:sure i am skippa i just went to see alice that's all but she...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 10: A Fatal Dispute

posted by BirdG

A fatal Dispute

When they got back to the oak, they were welcomed sa pamamagitan ng the others. Glad that they had found what they needed, they began to divide up the food. In fact it were only the fruits that had to be shared; the penguins and the hayop ng oter had brought their own food, and Burt was anyway eating from the trees – although he quite missed his peanuts. But the chimpanzees, lemurs and baboons had the same nurture and so they had to share fairly. This wouldn't have been a problem, if it hadn't been for Julien. The amount of pagkain for them was little and he insisted of getting madami than the others....

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All that is well and good - Chapter 9: In the City

posted by BirdG

In the City

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The wind was slightly shaking the trees as the group of five mga hayop went over the damo in the cover of the trunks' shadows.

Marlene would have preferred that Private had stayed at the oak but he had sinabi he wanted to help. Rico had wanted to come with them, but Mason had been adamant that he stayed in kama for two madami days. Finally Rico had ibingiay in. Marlene had been puzzled of the intensity with that Rico wanted to stay at Private's side…

As they approached the streets of New York they noticed at once that something was wrong.

Marlene, Private, King Julien, Maurice and Mort...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 3: Moving in the Danger Zone

posted by BirdG

Moving in the Danger Zone

When Kowalski entered the zoo again, he made himself clear that he had to be even madami careful then before. If Skipper caught him now, Private was lost…

But he knew what to do. Something told him that Rico was still here… somewhere. And he was alive. Kowalski thought about that gut feeling. Surely, it was just a hope his mind was clinging to, not to give up. Skipper had always told him to listen to his gut. Skipper… Kowalski's stomach cramped. The old Skipper. Nothing was left of their leader, their protector. He was now the greatest danger of all.

Kowalski...

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Mad scientist (part 3)

posted by chaos-ice

“Blowhole free us from this trap now” Skipper demanded.

“For what? So that you can get your way out of here? Never” Dr. Blowhole said.

“This no time to fight Blowhole, we need to help each other. Release us and we’ll help you get outta here” Skipper rebutted.

Blowhole is having segundo thought on what Skipper sinabi and he then decided to set them free. The liar is about to blow out, Skipper and the rest help blowhole to get out of the liar and they finally made it out before the liar had been destroyed.

“My liar, my beautiful liar” Blowhole shouted as his liar has been destroyed....

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Alex meets the PoM part 2

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:sooooo what should we do now?
Ron:we go throw mga mani a the elepante
Alex:YEAH!
(Alex and Ron went a threw mga mani at Burt but Burt kept on catching them and eating them)
Alex:ah came on he keeps on catching them let's go Ron
(they left and got a papkorn and at the HQ)
Skipper:alright men today were are doing special cute and cuddly today
Private:how came skippah?
Skipper:um....well.....because......that's classified
(they went up on there island and did extra cute and cuddly,skipper noticed a girl with jet-black hair ,blue eyes and a scar on her forehead he hear what she was talking about)...

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Cadet Fox: Chapter 3 - Back to the HQ and so Forth

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sooooo Sorry for the long wait. School got in the way of it all. So yeah blame school X3. OK maybe

blame half of school I just had writers block. Then I Nawawala interest in it, then ideas came back and here we

are today. X3 enjoy!!!
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Chapter 3: Back at HQ and so Forth

Private smiled with glee and he waddled over to Cadet, who was now sa pamamagitan ng the puno as Rico had left her to hear what Skipper and Kowalski were conversing about. "Great news, Cadet, Skipper sinabi that you can come and stay with us!"

Cadet looked shocked. "Stay with...

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It. Chapter 14: Preparing to fight.

posted by 67Dodge

When Private ran back into the HQ with Rico, Rico wasn't moving, he was breathing and his puso was pounding, but he was stiff as a rock. His eyes were wide open, the feathers that made up his mohawk had literaly turned white with fear. "What happened to you Rico?! Speak to me sergeant!!!" yelled Skipper. Rico remained there, like a stone wall, then he yelped. "DEADLIGHTS!!!!" yelled Rico, running around and crashing into a wall. "What does he mean Private? What Dead-lights?" asked Kowalski. "He's talking about those piercing, blinding, alluring lights that came when a giant.....thing, came...

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Featherless

posted by Kowalski1321

This is my first tagahanga fiction ever! So it might be good or it might be bad.

Kowalski: Okay people, everyone out!

Skipper: Whoa, Kowalski. Before you can start kicking people out their house's you have to have reason.

Kowalski: Actually, it's a good thing you asked because I'm going to start working on a highly radio-active experimant.

Skipper: That's a good reason. But wait; what about Private, he's still inside.

Kowalski: Don't you remember. Private stayed up all last night watching a Lunicorn marathon. So he'll probably just be asleep through the whole thing.

Skipper: Well that makes sense. Rico,...

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Rejoice for the Black bituin Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice sombrero were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," sinabi Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," sinabi Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 2

posted by Cherpeng

As continued, Kowalski found a magical tonic that makes people smart and wants to drink it but Skipper wont allow him to drink some ,since he might get parilized.The mga boto are clear that I should continue, enjoy! :D

Kowalski sat on his kama in depress and mumbled "It's just not fair." Over and over to himself.Skipper looked at Kowalski and then stared down on the floor. Private walked cautionary near Kowalski and sinabi "When Skipper sinabi you can't drink it, it really was for your own good." soothing Kowalski a bit,"I know but he wont even allow me to look at it or read who it was from."Kowalski...

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Welcome Back -(Continuation)

posted by Manfred_Johnson

Friday, 4/22/11, 10:07 PM-Location:(Centrail Park Zoo Gift Shop)

Slowly we entered into this small building from underneath one of the floor tiles, lifting it cautiously like an enemy was about to come out and attack. At first we just peak inside to make sure the close was clear. Well, it wasn't clear. madami like a whole room full of all kinds of mga hayop like lemurs, an ottar, two chimpanzees, and penguins just like us, just staring blankly as we stared back confused.
"Ello there." sinabi the smallest one greeting us both in a seemingly nice way.
"Hi." Says one of us with a very nice smile a warmly...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 3

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3

Over at the penguins HQ, the team has just finished their all araw training.

"Great work today team, you all did great, now when Private gets better he will have to make up from his missed day."

"Uh Skipper I do agree with you, but I also have to agree with Marlene thou, you where pushing Private a bit too hard today."

"You too Kowalski, why must you side with Marlene on this situation?"

"I'm not siding with anyone Skipper, but you must learn that we all have limits to ourselves, even you sir."

"Well… I guess you're right, I was pushing Private a little bit too hard, and I'll be sure to...

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The Hidden (Chapter X - New Crustacean Recruits)

posted by LifelessPenguin

They felt disappointed when I told them about the commercial incident. So, I went straight to the manager that told me that and bailed out of the agreement. He went furious with me and decided to close my kiosk.

"It was the right thing to do, Private," Skipper explained.

We decided to post some banners about new recruits applying for the war for Dr. Blowhole. We were all astonished on what we saw. It was some of Blowhole's old Crustacean Warriors. They quitted a long time ago, just after we exited through our kamakailan victory when we stopped him in our last battle.

So, we headed to his headquarters...