Underground Lair
Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"
Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"
Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when you see them."
Private: "What does he look like?"
Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."
Private: "Aye."
Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."
Private: "I shan't fail you, Doctor."
Blowhole: "Excellent."
Private: *turns & leaves*
4 Hours Later...
Private: *spots trio* There they are. *spots short cliff* I know just what to do...
Skipper: "So where do we go from here?"
Rico: "I dunno..."
Kowalski: "I heard the humans talking about some Zoo in Central Park. They sinabi that the mga hayop there get fed each day, & other humans can't touch them."
Skipper: "I don't know about that. How do we know it's safe? They are humans."
Kowalski: "We need to start over somewhere. I don't see what other choice we have."
Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose. Rico?"
Rico: *shrugs & nods head slowly*
Skipper: "So how do we get to this zo--"
Distant Voice: "Hey! Is anyone there?! Could somebody help me!?"
Skipper: "Roll out men!"
*Skipper, Rico, & Kowalski follow the sound of the voice*
Voice: "Help! Hurry!"
*penguins see a ibong dagat lying on the ground in pain*
Skipper: "Hey, are you OK?"
Penguin: "I slipped off that small cliff & hurt my ankle. It hurts real bad! You have to help me! Please!"
Skipper: "It's OK, just calm down. What's your name, soldier?"
Penguin: "Private. Who are you 3 supposed to be? And why are you all on your own?"
Skipper: "I'm the Skipper, we've all had...issues. It's a long story. Kowalski! Analysis on that ankle!"
Kowalski: "On it, Skipper." *looks at ankle*
Private: "Ow! Be careful...uh...what did you say your name was?"
Kowalski: "Kowalski. I need you to be very still."
Rico: "HIII! I Rico!!"
Private: "Um, is he OK?"
Skipper: "Yeah, he's got a...gift. Rico!"
Rico: *hacks up firework*
Private: O.O *looks at Skipper*
Skipper: "Yeah, you get used to it. He's into the kablamo thing."
Kowalski: "Rico! Do you have anything I could rap this up in?"
Rico: *hacks up roll of gauze*
Private: "Where exactly does he get this stuff?"
Kowalski: "He snagged a few things when he was watching the humans set off the fireworks. He didn't know what he'd use them for though."
Rico: "KABLAMO!"
Kowalski: "Done. Can you stand?"
Private: "I'll try." *slowly stands, but Kowalski helps him support his left side* "Thanks."
Skipper: *finds stick & hands it to Private* "Here. Use this to support yourself. How did you get here, soldier?"
Private: *he had this story planned out, so he spoke without hesitation* "My dad passed before I was born. My mum died last week. I had no where else to go. I just started walking. No real destination in mind. Speaking of...Where are you all headed?"
Skipper: "We need to find a way to get to this zoo in Central Park. Only thing is, we don't know how to get there, nor which way to go."
Private: "Hey, I know where we can find a boat."
Skipper: "What's a boat?"
Private: "It's how humans transport over water. I guess they're just too lazy to swim."
Skipper: "Where can we find this, boat?"
Private: "Just let me lead the way."
Skipper: "OK. Roll out men."
Private: That's right you amateurs. Just follow me...
To Be Continued...
Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"
Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"
Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when you see them."
Private: "What does he look like?"
Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."
Private: "Aye."
Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."
Private: "I shan't fail you, Doctor."
Blowhole: "Excellent."
Private: *turns & leaves*
4 Hours Later...
Private: *spots trio* There they are. *spots short cliff* I know just what to do...
Skipper: "So where do we go from here?"
Rico: "I dunno..."
Kowalski: "I heard the humans talking about some Zoo in Central Park. They sinabi that the mga hayop there get fed each day, & other humans can't touch them."
Skipper: "I don't know about that. How do we know it's safe? They are humans."
Kowalski: "We need to start over somewhere. I don't see what other choice we have."
Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose. Rico?"
Rico: *shrugs & nods head slowly*
Skipper: "So how do we get to this zo--"
Distant Voice: "Hey! Is anyone there?! Could somebody help me!?"
Skipper: "Roll out men!"
*Skipper, Rico, & Kowalski follow the sound of the voice*
Voice: "Help! Hurry!"
*penguins see a ibong dagat lying on the ground in pain*
Skipper: "Hey, are you OK?"
Penguin: "I slipped off that small cliff & hurt my ankle. It hurts real bad! You have to help me! Please!"
Skipper: "It's OK, just calm down. What's your name, soldier?"
Penguin: "Private. Who are you 3 supposed to be? And why are you all on your own?"
Skipper: "I'm the Skipper, we've all had...issues. It's a long story. Kowalski! Analysis on that ankle!"
Kowalski: "On it, Skipper." *looks at ankle*
Private: "Ow! Be careful...uh...what did you say your name was?"
Kowalski: "Kowalski. I need you to be very still."
Rico: "HIII! I Rico!!"
Private: "Um, is he OK?"
Skipper: "Yeah, he's got a...gift. Rico!"
Rico: *hacks up firework*
Private: O.O *looks at Skipper*
Skipper: "Yeah, you get used to it. He's into the kablamo thing."
Kowalski: "Rico! Do you have anything I could rap this up in?"
Rico: *hacks up roll of gauze*
Private: "Where exactly does he get this stuff?"
Kowalski: "He snagged a few things when he was watching the humans set off the fireworks. He didn't know what he'd use them for though."
Rico: "KABLAMO!"
Kowalski: "Done. Can you stand?"
Private: "I'll try." *slowly stands, but Kowalski helps him support his left side* "Thanks."
Skipper: *finds stick & hands it to Private* "Here. Use this to support yourself. How did you get here, soldier?"
Private: *he had this story planned out, so he spoke without hesitation* "My dad passed before I was born. My mum died last week. I had no where else to go. I just started walking. No real destination in mind. Speaking of...Where are you all headed?"
Skipper: "We need to find a way to get to this zoo in Central Park. Only thing is, we don't know how to get there, nor which way to go."
Private: "Hey, I know where we can find a boat."
Skipper: "What's a boat?"
Private: "It's how humans transport over water. I guess they're just too lazy to swim."
Skipper: "Where can we find this, boat?"
Private: "Just let me lead the way."
Skipper: "OK. Roll out men."
Private: That's right you amateurs. Just follow me...
To Be Continued...
Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have you been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems you have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view you as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your susunod in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did you go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do you eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY tanong YOU WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If you want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have you been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems you have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view you as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your susunod in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did you go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do you eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY tanong YOU WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If you want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the ipakita you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the ipakita nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the ipakita with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the ipakita you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the ipakita nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the ipakita with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.