Antarctica
Skipper: *looks at other penguins*
Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*
*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*
Skipper: "What do you boys make of this?"
Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."
Rico: "Uh-huh."
Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"
Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Skipper: "No kaboom."
Rico: "Awww."
Kowalski: "What should we do?"
Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."
Kowalski/Rico: "What?"
Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth this time."
Kowalski: *sigh* "Fine. Even though we may be falling into another trap...Never swim alone, right?"
Rico: "Swim!"
Skipper: "Exactamundo Rico!"
*penguins separate & turn to look at Private*
Private: "I heard every word of that."
Skipper: "Oh, I--"
Private: "It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not leading you into a trap this time. I really mean it."
Skipper: "So...What exactly are we going to do?"
Private: "I have a plan. But you're gonna have to trust me if it's gonna work."
Underground Lair
Private: *walks in with other penguins being guided in sa pamamagitan ng minions*
Blowhole: "Excellent work, Private."
Skipper: "YOU TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR YOUR LIES!"
Private: "Sorry Skipper. Maybe one araw you'll understand."
*Kowalski & Rico are tied up & guarded in a corner...Skipper is tied up in a chair in the middle of the room*
Private: "Alright I held up my end of the deal, no you yours."
Blowhole: "Alright, fine. Let her go!"
*cage is lowered to the floor & unlocked*
Susan: "Oh Private! I've missed you so much!" *runs to him*
*Private & Susan embrace*
Blowhole: "OK, as much as I would love to watch this touching reunion...I have better things to do."
*Private & Susan leave*
Kowalski/Rico: *gives Private a scowling look as he leaves*
Blowhole: "Now on to madami important things."
Skipper: "OK, you have me you one-eyed freak. So what do you want me for?"
To Be Continued...
Skipper: *looks at other penguins*
Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*
*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*
Skipper: "What do you boys make of this?"
Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."
Rico: "Uh-huh."
Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"
Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Skipper: "No kaboom."
Rico: "Awww."
Kowalski: "What should we do?"
Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."
Kowalski/Rico: "What?"
Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth this time."
Kowalski: *sigh* "Fine. Even though we may be falling into another trap...Never swim alone, right?"
Rico: "Swim!"
Skipper: "Exactamundo Rico!"
*penguins separate & turn to look at Private*
Private: "I heard every word of that."
Skipper: "Oh, I--"
Private: "It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not leading you into a trap this time. I really mean it."
Skipper: "So...What exactly are we going to do?"
Private: "I have a plan. But you're gonna have to trust me if it's gonna work."
Underground Lair
Private: *walks in with other penguins being guided in sa pamamagitan ng minions*
Blowhole: "Excellent work, Private."
Skipper: "YOU TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR YOUR LIES!"
Private: "Sorry Skipper. Maybe one araw you'll understand."
*Kowalski & Rico are tied up & guarded in a corner...Skipper is tied up in a chair in the middle of the room*
Private: "Alright I held up my end of the deal, no you yours."
Blowhole: "Alright, fine. Let her go!"
*cage is lowered to the floor & unlocked*
Susan: "Oh Private! I've missed you so much!" *runs to him*
*Private & Susan embrace*
Blowhole: "OK, as much as I would love to watch this touching reunion...I have better things to do."
*Private & Susan leave*
Kowalski/Rico: *gives Private a scowling look as he leaves*
Blowhole: "Now on to madami important things."
Skipper: "OK, you have me you one-eyed freak. So what do you want me for?"
To Be Continued...
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: uy Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny ipakita it's The Late Late ipakita with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: uy Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The susunod Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: uy Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny ipakita it's The Late Late ipakita with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: uy Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The susunod Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*