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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been mga kaibigan with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that kampanilya eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching the small scene unfold in front of him, "Rise and shine men-" barked Skipper but was cut of sa pamamagitan ng Emily who was 'clearing her throat', once she got his attention she raised a non-existing eyebrow. "And women...." finished Skipper. Soon he was joined sa pamamagitan ng Kowalski, Rico, Aj, Simon, Mr.Fishbone and Mrs.Fishbone. One sa pamamagitan ng one, they climbed out of the HQ, through the hatch and on to the fake float. Just before Rico climbed up he stopped and looked at Violet, "'Ey, wha' 'bout 'er?" he asked, gesturing to the mysterious she-penguin who seemed to be meditating...in the air.
"Leave her be, sweetie. She's just meditating!" reassured Mrs.Fishbone sweetly. Once they got outside they were met sa pamamagitan ng a group of childeren, Alice and the vet, the childeren cheered as Alice spoke to the Animal Dr. "So your already for their shots?" queried Alice boredly.

"But of course! I'll just be taking them for a few minutes," replied the Vet whilst taking out a large sharp needle.
"NEEDLE!" squawked Skipper and Sky simultaneously and hid behind Kowalski.
"Whatever..." mumbled Alice as she walked away. The vet put Skippers family in separate cages, "YOU MAY TAKE MY BODY BUT SHALL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!" bellowed Sky whilst rattling the cage.
"Don't worry Sky, I'll comfort you when you get back!" reassured Private.
But they didn't seem to here him, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" stated Emily dramatically.
"They just did take you alive." mumbled Simon flatly.
"Ever heard of a figure of speech?"(1) Simon rolled his eyes at his sister. The vet carried the group of avians to the office, a few minutos later Team ibong dagat and kulay-lila heard a "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"...Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..." ordered Skipper warily.
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Zoo at 17:00
"Yesss!" cheered Alice as she locked up the zoo gates. Meanwhile, at the penguins HQ,"Operation:Zoo Tour will begin...NOW!" barked Skipper as he directed his family around the zoo. First they visited Marlene's habitat,"Hey guys! Whats up?" she asked them, her golden hazel eyes sparkling in the early evening sunlight. Skippers puso quickened at that,"O-operation:Zoo t-tour."he stuttered but quickly got a grip.
"Okay, I'll let you get to that." she replied looking strait into Skippers eyes for a few seconds, smiled at got back to her habitat. susunod the Kangroo,Gorila,monkey,Reptile house and Polar madala resurve. When they got to the unggoy na malaki habitat, kulay-lila seemed to look happier as her eyes turned genuine purple and sparkled. "Darla?" she asked hopefully.
"Howdy Violet! Now what y'all doing here?" replied "Wait! Let me guess, zoo tour?"
"Affirmitive!" answered Skipper
Darla nodded and told Violet, "If you ever want to come by, feel free!" then whispered,"I think Rico has a crush on you~"

Lastly, "We're done, let's go!" sinabi Skipper quickly pushing them past a certain habitat.
Aj noticed and questioned, "'Eh, what about that doown there?" (A/N: I'm trying to make his Gordie accent noticeable...) whilst pointing to the lemur habitat.
"Oh, them..."he groaned whilst belly-sliding towards the habitat, which was filled with music.
Julien noticed them and waved, "Why, hello der bossy penguin! What is being the reason for you in my kingdom?"
Emily looked confused, Skipper made a 'NO' signal but she completely ignored him. "Kingdom?" she wondered out loud whilst Skipper silently face-flippered.
"For da King, which is being me! King Julien the 13th,"he stated proudly as he struck a pose. "Which remind-ed me, I am being available for all de ladies out der! Even the fishie-stinky ones..."
"Stinky? Listen 'ere buddy, I ain't afraid to hold back! I'm givin' you one madami chance..."Sky hissed with balled up flippers, susunod to her was kulay-lila straining to hold back her black magic, Emily with a bat that Rico gave her and Mrs.Fishbone with her handbag...full of rocks.
But Julien just laughed at this, big mistake. All for females tackled him to the ground and started going all Jackie Chan on him.
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The penguins walked away from the lemur habitat, with a calm expression. However, Julien was cowarding in fear with ruffled up balahibo bruises and a black eye. "Don't you thnk you were a little rough on him?" asked Private.
"His fault for being a jerk and idiot!" retorted Emily. No one sinabi a word for the entire night,
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Penguins HQ at 00:00 hours

Rico woke up in the middle of the night to see kulay-lila medetating, she opened one eye. "Rico?" she asked calmly as she levitated back on to the ground.
"I 'ame up oo c'eck ong oo." he replied and sat down susunod to her. She rested her head on his shoulders (A/N: If penguins have any!) "Well thanks for caring,"she whispered. The two sat there, then all of a sudden kulay-lila levitated them out side under the stars. Rico wrapped his flipper around her and the two soulmates fell asleep in each others arms in that perfect positions the enitre night~
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(1) - If you can guess where i got the dialogue from 'You'll never take me alive' to 'Ever heard of a figure of speech', you get a shout out in Chpt.4!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! YOU TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! YOU ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
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Not that I won't or anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be mga kaibigan than to own friends..."

RK: "What are you doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that kulay-rosas play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sa pamamagitan ng golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins halik Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sa pamamagitan ng golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...
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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame pamagat is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a sinag gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minutos I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all taon round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees or bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat you up and nothing else." He said.
The bisiro whinnied again...
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posted by CuteCuddly
*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried sa pamamagitan ng Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere segundos before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just segundos ago.

We were...
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: uy you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your ibong dagat mga kaibigan still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and maasim sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very susunod morning; followed shortly sa pamamagitan ng Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski sinabi as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...
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the susunod mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did you get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well you know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are you crazy there are wild mga hayop out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...
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A police officer is in front of the zoo standing sa pamamagitan ng a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown balahibo anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...
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posted by kivamarie
the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a mouse I look like minnie mouse but different. I wear a kulay-rosas bow a kulay-rosas dress and kulay-rosas shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) uy where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the susunod thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...
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posted by BrightLight92
Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing seresa tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of kulay-rosas and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...
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The look of horror on their faces sinabi it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a alimasag had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna isda had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low you could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...
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posted by stlouisfan
A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and madami private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me madami than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....
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"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the damo was go green you would say it was plastic, palm trees and prutas trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed sa pamamagitan ng a beautiful waterfall. If you could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the isda swimming in the crystal water. "No, because you don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....
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