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Lol Private

added by Icicle1penguin

This part was cute and funny!

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penguins of madagascar

ibong dagat

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Penguinangel What did Private ever do to you?

Nori4Reel im just saying....

kitka66 @nori4reel:booo.... private haters

PengyGirl Poor Private! lol

dsprtpenguin e.O.....

Nori4Reel im not a privet hater...im a peng-goo-in hater XD

Icicle1penguin And I'm a penguin hater HATER!

fun123fun some one needs to teach him to where sun galsess like the face above*

dsprtpenguin no offense... he's weird here.....

Nori4Reel SEE?! he understands!

LadyPrivate Private is hilarious on this picture. Good shot, Icicle!

IceCream123 EPIC FAIL AT BEING RICO, PRIVATE

SPKR689 Private therse a little something by your mouth

67Dodge @ Nori4reel: Don't hate ME I already envy and hate the human race. @ Private's image: HAHAHAHA

AethonTH XD a fail so epic its almost a win, private. well done.

ThatDarnHippo What's he trying to do?

67Dodge @thatdarnhippo: Skipper tossed him sunglasses in 'The line of doody' and they went into private's beak instead of on his face.

67Dodge He looks like he's begging for a peanut butter winky, but got sunglasses instead!!!

Kowalskirocks77 @nori4reel, it's pen-gew-ins for dolphins. Yay im a cat that can read and type and draw and understand humans!!

CaboPrivate :( poor private.

birath Hope he chokes on it and never comes back to life...... Darn... I wish this was skipper....

Icicle1penguin ...why was his mouth open in the first place??

SummerPoM LOLOLOLOLOL!! Private: I like glasses...xD

private59294 hey iciail im not with you ! im a penguin lover like a maga penguin lover ok now im imbarest why did i just say that??

Penelope97 Ouch

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 1 The Birth of A Legend

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:
I am surronded sa pamamagitan ng pearly walls and a gruff, harsh voice comes from outside the solid barrier, followed sa pamamagitan ng an angelic, softspoken voice that I would never forget or regret hearing. So anxious to break out, I squirm and push madami than I had ever done so before.
My flipper punches out a large portion of the atmosphere of my world. I keep struggling to obey that instinctive urge to escape. Soon my warm and cozy cacoon is filled with the flowing rush of frigid air ..... oxygen. With my head, I but the tuktok of my orb and I peep my head out.
The heavenly voice calls out to me....

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I am in the PoM World. The Final Chapter.

posted by CuteCuddly

I want to make this the last chapter, so it'll be pretty long. :)

*Private's PoV*

I can't sleep. I'm too worried about CC. She's been in a coma for hours and I fear Kowalski can't wake her up.

I climb out of my bunk and see that Skippah's is empty too. I look all over the HQ for him, only to find him on the island up top.

"Skippah?" I call. He turns and sees me.
"Private? What are you doing out of bed?" he asks, as I sit down susunod to him.
"I was about to ask you the same thing," I reply.
"I can't sleep."
"Neither can I."

We sit in silince for a moment.
"I'm not sure what I'd do if CC doesn't wake up,"...

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Tales from the Madagascar: Larry and the Sky Spirit of Weather

posted by KingJulienXIII

Once upon the times, in the sweet sweet country of Madagascar, during the reign of King Julien VI, there lived a sifaka lemur named Larry. Larry was a very picky kind of guy, MUCH unlike me, the king. He had to have everything his way. This made him not have as many mga kaibigan as I have, and made him much less loved than me.

One day, it was raining, and Larry did not like the rain. He wanted it to stop raining. Obviously. So, he was going to MAKE it stop raining. While other lemurs praised the Sky Spirit of Weather for the sweet rain that made the mangga trees grow, Larry decided he would be showing...

Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: uy you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your ibong dagat mga kaibigan still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and maasim sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces sinabi it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Tale of a puwang squid, chapter 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the puwang squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, or whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the puwang squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if you haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

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The legend of the Crystal palkon Island *Chapter 2*

posted by SkippX101

*Hey guys! This is a 2-way article, so me and cattoy10 are taking turns Pagsulat this! Enjoy...*

Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"Wait?.. So you think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut sinabi that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." sinabi Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so you were right about Rico, mybe...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If you see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the ibong dagat habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can you make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, you have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

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mother sa pamamagitan ng accident chapter 1: the marlene puno

posted by andresandru

"OMG MARLENE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING! YOU CAME BACK AT 1:00 AM!" Arlene shouted, shaking her brom towards marlene, she wore a close to clean

"come one mom!" marlene excused tired to her cousin, who now became her mother through a serie of events relly weird, that even made her fall in pag-ibig with skipper, all for kowalski's new invention: the family-roots-inator!

it all started a araw ago, Saturday, 10:00 am, Skipper pulled marlene and arlene as private ran with mandy towards the base, they needed to try kowalski's new invention the family-bot-sti, no no, the familly- broots-sator, no, no, well, you...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 3: New Girl in The Zoo!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur or a penguin. There had been a few mga hayop at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other mga hayop except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the tuktok of the box. This is what she would be living in for the susunod 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the malaking kahon gently*...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo. Lilly and Skipper had just gotten married the night before, and now they were heading off to their Honeymoon in Africa! (They wanted to say hi to some old mga kaibigan too.) ;D ! "Skipper! Im SO excited to finally be going away!" Lilly sinabi cheerfully as she packed her purple duffle bag. "Skipper? SKIPPER!?" Skipper didn't hear her because he was too busy trying to stuff his suitcase with flamethrowers, mga baril and other weapons of mass destruction.....Typical Skipper! "Im sorry Lilly, I just wanna make sure were ligtas on our honeymoon." Skipper replied,...

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Rejoice for the Black bituin Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice sombrero were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," sinabi Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," sinabi Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins pag-awit some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed sa pamamagitan ng repeating gitara frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring you to your knees
It will make you beg for madami until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But you like what you see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what you need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Harry potter meets pom part 3

posted by alex356

Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to kama
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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susunod moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f you ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling you mayfol is going to get you in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone you don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see you griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you

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Harry potter meets pom part2

posted by alex356

Hagrid:um Alex do you know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell you at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I sinabi it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are

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Lilly's sister!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do you wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly sinabi happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly sinabi as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 5: Alive Again!

posted by jackandjill2

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much madami carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened sa pamamagitan ng entering a password on the keypad - a password only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he Nawawala confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

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Back to december-Popcorn pag-awit to Kowalski after a fight. and my other characters

posted by Amberpet

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad you made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time you saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me mga rosas and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing that I'd realized...