Derp Kowalski! XD

Ok, here I post the first mga panipi I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from kalye Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another ibong dagat meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper:...

It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do you turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One sa pamamagitan ng one, each ibong dagat demonstrated their Fighting...

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own ibong dagat personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if you possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ You are a born leader.
__ You are terrified of needles.
__ You crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ You are the first born child.
__ You always have a cup of coffee...

This is the segundo part of my first tagahanga fiction series so I hope you like it.

Private: What do you mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that you have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

----Meanwhile-----

Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh uy Kowalski; you done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell you something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way...

The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski sinabi looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little ibong dagat opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are you alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...